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OT: Funniest police report ever!!!!


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Initial post: Nov 19, 2012 7:58:36 PM PST
Donkey Punch says:
I can't post this on the forum due to the language but this is a must read.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

Posted on Nov 19, 2012 8:02:08 PM PST
So gross!

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 19, 2012 8:02:44 PM PST
"he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams."

Well I'm no longer hungry and will never be ever again.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 19, 2012 8:26:23 PM PST
Donkey Punch says:
Not for that anyways.

Posted on Nov 19, 2012 8:32:32 PM PST
J. Pardee says:
I can understand this woman's plight. When you are that horny you will go to extremes normally not thought of when you are sane of mind. Too bad this woman didn't just hire a male prostitute since she could have had a man more willing go to town on that and for much cheaper than three grand.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 19, 2012 8:37:13 PM PST
Anthony says:
*reads quote*

*closes tab with report in it without reading it*

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 19, 2012 8:39:51 PM PST
Donkey Punch says:
You're missing out.

Posted on Nov 19, 2012 9:48:38 PM PST
Real217 says:
I'll take the knife to the throat please, if i'm going out, i'll rather go out like a gangster, not for food poisoning...

Posted on Nov 19, 2012 9:49:59 PM PST
Real217 says:
But seriously, how does two dudes get scared into submission by a fat middle aged woman with a small knife?

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 19, 2012 9:53:55 PM PST
meh, I work at Subway. At least tuna packets get me used to it. =P

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 19, 2012 9:55:03 PM PST
"But seriously, how does two dudes get scared into submission by a fat middle aged woman with a small knife?"

did you not see Don't Look Now?????
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