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OT- Have you ever failed a drug test?


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In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 10:48:41 PM PST
Not sure if serious, but you'd be surprised at the number of active, responsible, and productive members of society that smoke pot.

Posted on Nov 13, 2012 10:47:53 PM PST
They have shampoos for hair follicle tests.

My brothers have used both the drinkable detox and the shampoos and both work. They pay premiums for the good stuff and follow the directions exactly, but 100% success so far. Sometimes, a urinalysis will come back as inconclusive due to the sample being diluted, so you still have to be careful.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 10:10:04 PM PST
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In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 9:41:15 PM PST
Harmicky says:
No, I've never failed a drug test. I'm an active, responsible, and productive member of society, and not a sullen teenager, so I don't do drugs.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 8:44:49 PM PST
Dukeshire says:
I would do lots of shit for 1800 bucks.

Posted on Nov 13, 2012 8:40:01 PM PST
Man, I wish I had opportunities to make an extra $1800. *does the no Trident Layers face*

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 8:36:15 PM PST
Dukeshire says:
Even as a troll post this is just not funny. You are a drain on society and you suck.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 8:32:42 PM PST
PacinoBully says:
Are you friends with a guy named Jerry?

Posted on Nov 13, 2012 6:37:13 PM PST
I just had to pass one for a new job. They sent me a ticket for it and I had to go within 48 hours. I was actually worried as I'm on ADHD meds, but I guess prescription drugs didn't count as I've been working there for a few weeks now. The doctor at the clinic made me empty everything in my pockets and timed me in the bathroom.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 2:00:04 PM PST
FOGE says:
Is "swab" slang for penis?

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:54:29 PM PST
L says:
Are you Octomom's nanny?

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:53:34 PM PST
L says:
When I was younger and had to do physicals for high school sports, I'd always fill the sample cup to the brim.

Posted on Nov 13, 2012 1:44:28 PM PST
Every three months the standard urine test though I always have to laugh at the somewhat idiotic comment of "Don't overflow the urine cup" like you really want to do that.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:39:44 PM PST
I have never failed a drug test however I have had a doctor pretty much laugh at me because I was standing there eagerly awaiting the results.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:36:34 PM PST
Hey says:
No, he robs them.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:36:05 PM PST
KrisCo says:
You work at a sperm bank?

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:34:56 PM PST
Hm, I'm honestly not sure. Pretty sure they catch the dooshe side though.

I had to take a drug test for my current job and they did a hair test on me. I have plenty of head hair but the guy had given me the option for my head or any other part of my body. I obviously chose the back so that way I wouldn't have to pay for a wax...

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:33:03 PM PST
I'd eat lots of Taco Bell the night before.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:32:09 PM PST
L says:
Head to the clinic after a particularly nasty dump and a half-assed wipe job.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:30:49 PM PST
What if shave their pubes and only have ass hair left?

Posted on Nov 13, 2012 1:30:19 PM PST
GAR says:
They'll take hair from where ever they have to, arm pits or chest, but not sure about other places.

Posted on Nov 13, 2012 1:22:24 PM PST
Bitchie says:
They did some type of mouth swab where my husband works. He had to hold the swab between his teeth and gums for several minutes.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:22:20 PM PST
Do those tests catch Natty Ice?

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:22:08 PM PST
jtshiel says:
stool?
U mean shit?

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:21:56 PM PST
But you must be white trash so you still must have failed.
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