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Strangest HJ Ever!!


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Initial post: Jan 9, 2013 7:56:39 AM PST
Forever R. says:
I had just came from the gym from working out for like an hour, this girl i know just kinda reaches down and goes to work. I stop her and say "You know i just came from the gym" she's like " I don't care" and goes back at it. I thought it was weird! Felt nice though

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Posted on Jan 9, 2013 7:58:32 AM PST
Soulshine says:
Cool story Bro!

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 9, 2013 7:59:03 AM PST
Flores. says:
Guttermind

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 9, 2013 7:59:16 AM PST
Act like you've been there before. Rookie. Only little kids kiss and tell.

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 9, 2013 7:59:33 AM PST
FOGE says:
Where were you when the altercation took place? And are you in high school?

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 9, 2013 8:00:04 AM PST
Forever R. says:
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Posted on Jan 9, 2013 8:00:45 AM PST
Cinema Fan says:
What was your mom doing at the gym?

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 9, 2013 8:01:16 AM PST
Bobbum Man says:
"I had just came from the gym from working out for like an hour. I decided to play with myself"

I fixed it for you.

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Forever R. says:
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Posted on Jan 9, 2013 8:02:06 AM PST
Voice of god says:
I got a spontaneous HJ after coming home from the gym once. Except I was the only one there.

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 9, 2013 8:02:47 AM PST
FOGE says:
Roadhand? Or parked? Boobs?

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 9, 2013 8:03:25 AM PST
FOGE says:
That reminds me of the first time I had sex. I was so scared. Course, I always get scared when Im all by myself.

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 9, 2013 8:03:30 AM PST
Bobbum Man says:
but you said you just got back from the gym and you were at home. but now you were outside of her work?

this story is full of plot holes.

Posted on Jan 9, 2013 8:04:31 AM PST
FOGE says:
"I had just came"

Yeah you did.

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 9, 2013 8:05:56 AM PST
Soulshine says:
Hey man, some chicks just like to mash chubs after a hard day at work.

Oh wait, none of them do. That's right.

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 9, 2013 8:06:43 AM PST
Marauder JJ says:
Either your house is haunted or...your house is haunted.

:P

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 9, 2013 8:07:29 AM PST
StriderNeo15 says:
Or he just sat on his hand on the way home and didn't look down.

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 9, 2013 8:09:01 AM PST
Forever R. says:
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Posted on Jan 9, 2013 8:10:31 AM PST
J. Pardee says:
If your arm is asleep it counts as a second person.

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 9, 2013 8:13:53 AM PST
Bobbum Man says:
you're right, my mistake. i misread.

I still don't believe you though. no one brags about an old fashioned.

Posted on Jan 9, 2013 8:14:24 AM PST
Soulshine says:
This story reminds me of this one time I was boating and this girl I knew hopped in the boat and started yanking my crank. I was all like "Whaaaaat?" and then I apologized for being all sweaty (from vigorous boating) and she was like "I don't care, I like it" and that was the fourth strangest HJ for me.

Dear Penthouse forum, you won't believe this but every word of my story is true...

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Forever R. says:
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Posted on Jan 9, 2013 8:18:47 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Jan 9, 2013 8:19:18 AM PST
Oskar2525 says:
I just came out of the gym glistening with sweat and this mob of attractive women took me down and started doing sexual things to me. They were all super hot too. I couldn't believe it. I am not bragging or anything, just weird.
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