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Initial post: Jun 28, 2012 6:01:04 PM PDT
Jake Johns says:
The mods will never suspect a thing

Posted on Jun 28, 2012 6:05:14 PM PDT
Doc Johnson The Tube, Clear

I hear this works great as a vaccuum.Really keeps things from getting messy.

Posted on Jun 28, 2012 6:06:52 PM PDT
user22 says:
*fap fap fap fap*

...what? I'm just churning butter.

Posted on Jun 28, 2012 6:09:38 PM PDT
L says:
Anybody have any recommendations on this product or something similar?

Fleshlight Original Male Masturbator, Pink Lady

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 28, 2012 6:30:07 PM PDT
It's not masturbation if you use a plastic kitty.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 28, 2012 6:56:48 PM PDT
Solid Sponge says:
I want one of those after reading the reviews... Why am I reading the reviews for this?

Nonsense, it must be better using a toy rather than just my hand!

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 28, 2012 6:59:01 PM PDT
Is it better using a woman over a hand? Imagine that minus the $60 dinner, and hours of required banter.

Posted on Jun 28, 2012 7:02:23 PM PDT
Solid Sponge says:
Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon

What...? What is this? I want to pour this on my floor and slip-in-slide in it!

Posted on Jun 28, 2012 7:09:13 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Jun 28, 2012 7:10:43 PM PDT
i used masturbation to get my first hand job from a girl in 7th grade, my parents r pretty laid back so they let her sleep over one night n we watched this movie w a bunch of nudity n later that night when we were goin to bed i sed damn i wana jerk it cuz of that movie but ur here n she sed i dont mind, so i started doin it n a few mins later she wanted a try haha honestly wasnt expecting that to happen that night

Posted on Jun 28, 2012 8:26:15 PM PDT
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In reply to an earlier post on Jun 28, 2012 10:08:11 PM PDT
VGF KY Jelly Wrestling Time! It will be so much better than the VGF Lard Wrestling we did last year.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 28, 2012 11:48:41 PM PDT
..........7th........grade.......

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 29, 2012 8:53:58 AM PDT
L says:
The reviews are golden

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 29, 2012 9:03:35 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Jun 29, 2012 9:03:46 AM PDT
"I bought this product thinking it would be the perfect way to disentangle my 5,000-odd porcupines after a peanut butter tanker flipped over in the yard during the nightly feeding frenzy.

Instead of separating them, it just made them amorous. Now I have 2500 pregnant female porcupines, 2500 henpecked males desperate to escape, and 6000 lbs of peanut-scented-porcu-poo. Our farm, which formerly smelled lightly of lemons and sunshine, now reeks of coitus and used Jiff. The hog slaughter down the road is complaining. I'm considering a lawsuit. "

Best so far...

Posted on Jun 29, 2012 9:07:14 AM PDT
IT'S IN MY EYE! I'M BLIND!!

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 29, 2012 9:09:52 AM PDT
FOGE says:
Holy crap that was funny. I had to stop halfway so I could stifle my laugh. Cant have my coworkers asking me whats so funny. Awesome review!

Posted on Jun 29, 2012 9:30:40 AM PDT
FOGE says:
Wow, there are a lot of great reviews. Just spent about 15 mins reading them.

Posted on Jun 29, 2012 9:40:17 AM PDT
Are these for real?Well looks like I've found what I'll be doing at work today!
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Discussion in:  Video Games forum
Participants:  10
Total posts:  18
Initial post:  Jun 28, 2012
Latest post:  Jun 29, 2012

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