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Fleshjack Brent Corrigan Butt Bliss
Fleshjack Brent Corrigan Butt Bliss
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Price: $69.95
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Many thanks to Brent's butt!!, August 8, 2014
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I've always wanted to try a Fleshjack, but have been very disappointed with other brands of strokers (probably because they were cheap). So, after reading the reviews of this item, I took the plunge, purchased it, and have been in "Brent Corrigan Butt Bliss" ever since. We all go through dry spells without sex, or just can't wait for a night when our partner doesn't have a headache. This feels pretty damn close to the real thing (very tight). The one drawback is it doesn't have a hot body, moan, or scrape its fingernails down your back!!


Nothing Special
Nothing Special

16 of 16 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars A Real Chore, April 20, 2014
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This review is from: Nothing Special (Kindle Edition)
First, let me say that my opinion of "Nothing Special" is clearly in the minority, and obviously, many people have enjoyed this book.
I have been a proofreader and editor for MANY years. I LOVE reading, and thanks to Kindle's "Sample This Book", have enjoyed hundreds of books by new authors. I did sample this book, and despite warning bells going off in my head, I thought the storyline seemed enjoyable.
I don't read reviews, but, if a book has 4 or 5 stars, it's gotta be good, right??? I wish I had read them before buying "Nothing Special", notably the one from 'pan42'. He really hit the nail on the head when he said that spell-check can not be substituted for an editor. The misuse of words is endless; scarring/scaring, shinning/shining, her/here, 'flicking off'/'flipping off' (in the context that 'flicked off' was used, it definitely should have been 'flipped off').
Punctuation is another problem. Ms. Via, commas can be your friend!! And, most importantly, they help set the rhythm to enable us readers understand what you are trying to communicate to us. I lose interest when I have to reread a sentence several times to figure out what I am reading. I find it very difficult to believe that not one person proofread this book and missed these countless errors. Did they use spell-check, too?
Also, since I'm on a roll, who names a character 'God"??? I wasn't sure if someone was swearing an oath to the Almighty, or just speaking to Godfrey. VERY distracting!!!
I have read thousands of books in my life and can count on one hand how many I have just quit reading because I wasn't enjoying it. Now I have to use two hands! Reading should be FUN!!
If the author/publisher doesn't care about the product they are putting out, then why should I buy it???? Please don't insult your reader's intelligence.


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0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Comfy AND sexy!, February 13, 2014
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I had purchased one of these from Nasty Pig and went by their sizing recommendations. I have a 35" waist so I purchased an XL (35-36). It wasn't overly huge, still comfortable, but it could easily fit a 40+" waist. Then I bought the M (31-32) which fits pretty well. There is still a good amount of stretch in the waist and the pouch is soft and comfy. I could probably wear a S (28-30) and it would still be very comfortable. On some of the other reviews, they commented that they felt the sizes ran small since Nasty Pig started making them in China (they are in fact made in Thailand.)
Overall, this jockstrap is VERY comfortable and deciding on how you want it to fit, I would highly recommend this.


The Curse of the Dragon God: A Gay Adventure
The Curse of the Dragon God: A Gay Adventure
Price: $9.99

4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Can you say BEYOND RIDICULOUS????, December 21, 2011
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I have been a huge fan of Geoffrey Knight, especially the 'Fathom's Five' series. However, I must agree with D. Andrew that this was way 'off the charts' as far as believability goes. Usually Mr. Knight's books are an easy and exciting read, but this one was SOOOOO TOTALLY UNBELIEVABLE, that it took me almost a week to finish. I should have given up, but I figured it couldn't get any more absurd than it had already been. Holy cow! Was I wrong!!!! Near the end, when Will and Bradley ground the diamonds into the soles of their shoes and ice skated away (SERIOUSLY??????), that did it. I was done. I didn't care anymore, but finished it just to say I did.
As I said before, I have enjoyed this series, but unless his editor steps in with his VERY BIG red pencil, I won't buy the next book.


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5.0 out of 5 stars THE BEST LUBRICANT EVER!!!, August 23, 2011
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Over the years I have tried MANY different types of lubricants....water based, silicone, creams, you name it. I hesitated to try Pjur because it was a little more expensive, but I have been using this for a few years now, and nothing compares(your partner will say the same!). It takes very little and you don't have to keep reapplying it. Many vendors sell this, but Amazon has the best price. Try the 100ml/3.4 oz size that has a pump and dispenses the perfect amount. After you realize how much you like it, buy the 250ml/8.5oz bottle and refill the smaller bottle with the pump. ENJOY!!


How to Live with a Huge Penis
How to Live with a Huge Penis
by Richard Jacob
Edition: Paperback
Price: $11.59
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19 of 32 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Promised more, September 19, 2010
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I purchased this book thinking it would be a humorous look on how to live with a huge penis (a problem a lot of us guys wish we had, right?). Well, the authors' sense of humor ain't so hot. I found this book dull and not funny at all. I love and admire writers who can write a good satire, but it can be a tricky medium. You either hit it right on the head, or either go beyond it and be insulting, or not go far enough and be just plain stupid. Maybe my expectations were high, but I would advise you to save your money and not buy this lame book. A total waste of time.


The Prince and Him
The Prince and Him
by Kendal Nite
Edition: Paperback
Price: $3.35
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1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars This is a bedtime story, April 20, 2008
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This is a bedtime story for those who want to explain to their children about a prince who marries a man. Although it has a good message, it is only ten pages long with only two or three sentences on each. At $14.98, I feel that this book is WAY overpriced!!! I'll sell you mine for $5.00!!!


A Portrait of Phillip
A Portrait of Phillip
by J.P. Bowie
Edition: Paperback
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars You'll be hooked!!, December 3, 2006
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This review is from: A Portrait of Phillip (Paperback)
Okay, all you fans of a good mystery novel. You HAVE to read this book!! J.P. Bowie really knows how to keep the reader guessing and he knows how to develop extremely likeable characters. And as you read the others in this "Portait" series, the more you care about them.

If you want a good "can't put down" book, this is the one!!! Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!


The Back Passage
The Back Passage
by James Lear
Edition: Paperback
Price: $11.43
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4 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A Must Read!, November 4, 2006
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This review is from: The Back Passage (Paperback)
What a bloody romp! James Lear has written an excellent whodunit with humor and intelligence. Lots of sex, but is not like some of the porno fiction that is published. If you want a really fun read, this book is a must!!!!


The Popsicle Tree (Dick Hardesty Mysteries)
The Popsicle Tree (Dick Hardesty Mysteries)
by Dorien Grey
Edition: Paperback
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5.0 out of 5 stars The Glass Mirror, June 6, 2006
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If you are into murder mysteries, you HAVE to read these excellent books. I was hooked from the first chapter. Dorien Grey's characters have depth, humor, and LOTS of sex appeal!! Whether you are gay or straight, these are a fantastic read!!!!!


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