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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (Blu-ray + DVD + Digital HD UltraViolet Combo Pack)
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (Blu-ray + DVD + Digital HD UltraViolet Combo Pack)
DVD ~ Ian McKellen
Offered by Junction 64
Price: $22.55
51 used & new from $13.28

3 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Really teriffic entry into series., April 12, 2014
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The first Hobbit movie was on the edge of medium good. It just did not hit the mark. Do NOT Judge this movie at all based on the first Hobbit film. It looked and sounded terrific in my home theater. Every bit as intense and exciting as in the movies. Plus you get it in DVD, plus you get a ultra HD digital copy,plus a special features disc. Well worth every penny.

Our pack of dwarfs are heading for the mountain. They have a sleep over with a skin changer. One minute is a bear, the next a man. He hates dwarfs, and short people in general. He plays host for the evening, and in the morning pours the milk for their cereal. He then tells them he hates them, but not as much as he hates Orcs. So he gives them ponies, and rations and sends them on there way to the happiest place in the world, The Woods.

What does a wizard, a hobbit, and six pack of Dwarfs have in common? They are about to enter the Woodland Elves territory. Gandolph decides to leave the small people to hit the trail by themselves, as he has Bigger Issues to deal with. Bilbo finds his courage and they follow the yellow brick road deep into spooky territory. They feel inebriated after a long while of just staying on the path. They find a Dwarf-en wallet, and realized one of there group has dropped it. They are helplessly lost.

Bilbo climbes a tree, and sees the mountain ahead. He kinda falls down and finds the entire group has been wrapped, and ready to serve or an Arachnid TV Dinner. Bilbo goes invisible and starts to kill, and free his friends. Then is a non stop action sequence that goes on between Dwarfs, Elves, and spiders. They call in the exterminators, and Legolis now realizes Thorin holds an Elvish blade. They are called thieves and Imprisoned.

EPIC Barrel Ride ends and they meet a bargeman. bribe bargeman to take them to the city across the lake. Dwarf's attacked by sushi, and hide in a toilet. They arise one by one and are given meager weapons to fight on with. They wait till night fall, and decide to rob the armory. Butterfingers slips down the steps, and wakes up the town. They are gathered and brought to meet the mayor. Thorin promises Hope & change, and riches. The town embraces them, arms them with weapons forged in steel, and sends them to the mountain.

They climb a mountain which gives rock climbing a whole new meaning. They get to the top, wait for day's last light. Nothing lights up. Thorin acts like a sissy gives up, leaving Bilbo to figure things out. Bilbo does indeed. He calls them back, and they enter. Read hieroglyphics, and send Bilbo into the treasure room telling him to find 1 white jewel. Beware of dragon, and good luck. Bilbo enters the treasure room and finds a country landscaped with gold. No problem one small jewel in all this mess. He digs, and sleds, and knocks some gold till he wakes up smaug. Story time, but Smaug does not feel sleepy. Accusations fly, and Bilbo runs away. and, and, and to make a long story short.

I highly recommend this movie to anyone. No Review, let alone this one does this movie Justice. It really is marvelously acted, and directed. Stunning sound & special effects..
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MTW-825 CANN-KS 2.5 Million Volt Stun Gun Flashlight
MTW-825 CANN-KS 2.5 Million Volt Stun Gun Flashlight
Offered by PoliceMart
Price: $8.00
7 used & new from $8.00

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars The Best Shock Treatment of all time., March 28, 2014
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First off don't be fooled from the few negative reviews. This is one stun gun that packs a punch. I tested it out on myself, and I was on the floor with soiled under garments. It is perfect for personal defense. Lite, compact, and a charge depending on how much you use the flashlight that can last up to 2 1/2 months.

It reminded me of the good old days of shock treatment so much that I have been giving myself sessions, and it is so much cheaper then shelling out hundreds to a psychiatrist electrocuting you. Road Rage, ZAP. Screaming kids driving you crazy at a grocery store, ZAP. Hearing voices, ZAP. This is the best personal therapy tool I have ever had the good fortune to get by accident.

I live in a less savory part of town, and someone tried to mug me. I gave him a 2 second treatment and he was on the ground drooling. It's got the stopping power you need to make a criminal take personal inventory of his life decisions, leading up to the moment he tried to attack you. Forget the fact that it looks kind of on the cheap side, It works.

It provides hours of fun. Try playing Russian roulette with this stun gun. Makes double dog dares more daring. Playing Draw Poker, or blackjack, this baby gives new meaning to the word bust. It can be used as a deterrent for over eating. I love Ice cream, and have a tendency to eat the whole container. I promise when you have the urge to overeat, or go off your diet. You give yourself a ZAP, and food will be the last thing on your mind. It really is a all purpose tool, that easily fits into any household dynamic.


Arranged
Arranged
DVD ~ Zoe Lister-Jones
Price: $14.07
21 used & new from $9.57

0 of 2 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars The worst arrangment of all time., March 24, 2014
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This review is from: Arranged (DVD)
Two women from 2 entirely different backgrounds. One is Jewish, and the other Muslim. The similarities between the two are surrounded on the fact that they are old fashioned, and hold on to an era gratefully forgotten. Both women of dating age must date, and marry the man that is chosen for them. Whether it is by Matchmaker, or Daddy dearest. They are both teachers, they both dress to religious specifications. They both get involved in the matchmaking process to assure their friend is not marrying a dog. "Woof" They both can not stand the person that is arranged for them to marry.

In spite of a long drawn out, bore fest. It fails in the script, however the acting is the only positive thing I can say about this yawn. If your into female movies with little to NO substance this is for you.

Taking place in New York young Jewish Rokala "Rachel" comes of age to marry. No sooner then her finishing school does her parents start throwing her in the dating pool. Calling all creeps, calling all creeps fresh meat here! The matchmaker, and her parents waste little time with a bunch of eligible bachelors. Geriatrics, Rude, pushy schmucks who don't ever stop flushing their toilet of a mouth. Men who's only hope for marriage outside of mail order brides, is the old fashioned custom of parents giving away their children for marriage to the guy with the most money, and success. Tell young Rachel that you don't have to look at him to procreate.

Her friend a lovely young woman whose name I did not care enough to remember. She is having similar problems with her family, minus a pushy matchmaker. Her dad sets her up with a plethora of men old enough to be her uncle, that want to pounce on top of her. She befriends Rachel, and both teach at the same school.

"Skip to scene" where there Boss / principal get involved telling them to put on makeup, and offering a donation towards a new wardrobe for both of them. Instead of standing up for their rights, they bite their lip, smile, and decline the generous offer. The Principal gets involved a couple more times, and then finally Rachel tells her off.

They bring each other home to each respected families. "Hi Mom, look what's coming to dinner." The families act as you can expect, all uptight, and quiet. You can always tell a bigot, watch the body language, how they eye you for being different. Funny every ethnic race plays the race card. Kudos to the talentless list of C Grade actors making this a gem for the ages.

The fun starts when they both see an attractive guy for the other, who happens to be the right religion, and begin playing matchmaker. Stereotype much director. Because there is a huge line between reality and fiction we get a happy ending.
They both squeeze out a few puppies, and have a picnic in central park.


World of Warcraft Gaming Mouse Pad Atlas Edition (L)
World of Warcraft Gaming Mouse Pad Atlas Edition (L)
Offered by DawningView
Price: $14.99
2 used & new from $11.86

1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars The Greatest mouse pad of all time., March 23, 2014
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I originally bought this because i was a social shut out that played world of Warcraft. The WoW community in a whole is pretty nasty and demeaning group of losers, making end game really awful. That is a different review for a different day. Now then, let's flush the toilet and send Warcraft home to the sewers, and talk about this mouse pad.

It's constructed durable, and thick. It is ideal for gaming, and regular mouse clickers. It's got reasonable, and big dimensions for easy sliding, and maneuverability. I bought several different pads over the years, and this is the only one that stands out of the crowd. A great buy whether you enjoy gaming, doing office work, or searching for inappropriate mature content online.


DreamBone Chicken Dog Chew, Mini, 24-count
DreamBone Chicken Dog Chew, Mini, 24-count
Price: $14.29
4 used & new from $10.89

3.0 out of 5 stars The Tasty Alternative rawhide chew., March 19, 2014
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Rawhide used to be dogs sliced bread. it was the go to chew treat. Recently it has been very publicized that Dogs can not fully digest Rawhide. This product comes in a variety of sizes,and flavors to suit every dogs palette. My dog is Chihuahua mix so he takes the mini's. Here on Amazon I got delightful chicken flavor. It also comes in Dental Flavor. For some reason there are 2 different Dental. The only real difference i noticed is one bag is green, and the other blue. It also comes in peanut butter.

My Dog is a choosy dog, and choosy dog owners choose peanut butter. It smelled so good I actually took a taste, it was not all together too bad. My Chihuahua likes it too. I was not compelled to sample the other flavors, but my dog prefers peanut butter, then chicken, and better then nothing dental.

Sadly I have not found a gargantuan sized dream bone, but i hope they make it. Great Danes gotta eat too. An awesome product that really delivers a better then original substitute for Rawhide.


Arena
Arena
DVD ~ Samuel L. Jackson
Price: $10.33
77 used & new from $0.01

5.0 out of 5 stars The Best ARENA Sports Movie of all time., March 19, 2014
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This review is from: Arena (DVD)
I did not think I'd like this movie, The plot thickens, really terrific action sequences, a Hot "Villains". I guess if you see the glass as 1/2 empty maybe "Heroine." A stand on your seat gory feast for all to enjoy. I recommend this movie to just about everyone as it truly offers something for almost everyone.

David Lord is a fireman. He's having a bad day. First he found out the hard way that Wheaties although the breakfast of champions, causing violent rectal out bursts. He was playing soccer, after losing he decided to go for ice cream. Some cars cause a terrible accident. Pregnant Girlfriend dies. He picked the wrong day too quit drinking. On a drunken shopping spree he purchased bus tickets to Old Mexico.

He gets a cheap motel, and a cheaper bottle of tequila. It was so cheap the worms were still moving in the liquor. He polishes off a bottle, and decides to hit up the town to celebrate his wife's passing. He decides to go to the bar. He don't know how to speak Spanish. He orders Uno macho grande tequila bottle, he tilts his head back and boom. Just like that he became a human funnel. His bladder close to bursting, he asks where the crapper is. New friends join him in the crapper for a game of patty cake.

His new friends got mad when David kept beating them. He puts his new buddy threw the door. Meets his new handler, she promises booty, and gives him static. Bad dreams, is it real? Yes and Davids new name is now Death Dealer. Ancient dog fighting strategy is used to implore honed killer instincts. Now he's put in some blue screen computer generated arena. Your only object is Win and live, or Lose and die. Makes new fighter friend, kills new fighter friend. Fighting his way to the championship round to face Mr. Executioner. FBI come on down, awesome plot revelation. Fireman is FBI Agent.


The 19th Wife
The 19th Wife
DVD ~ Chyler Leigh
Price: $8.94
31 used & new from $3.05

0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Because variety is the spice of life., March 19, 2014
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What's with polygamy these days. I been married once, and i tell you there will not be a second wife. I guess some people would say "don't knock it till you try it.", but i say people are not breakfast cereal. There is no variety pack when you elope. one day i feel like Lucky Charms, and yesterday i felt like oatmeal, and today i feel like product 19.

Think about it how much complaining can one man take? now multiply it by 19. True you get to bed a different wife every night, but When you wake up, you got 18 jealous sets of complaints, and gripes. Now i believe in a perfect world there is no divorce, but here in the real world you got divorce, child support, and alimony. A polygamist person must be a brave soul to think he's man enough to satisfy 19 women. In this movie i notice some of these eligible bachelors are pushing 55 years of age. some of the girls depicted in this film are under 18 years old. Nothing grosser then robbing the cradle.

I hope that if there are polygamists like the ones in this movie. I hope to the highest power your young wife is repulsed by you, and she tells you she needs a younger man that can satisfy her natural appetites, and desires. No person deserves more then one spouse at one time. Polygamists are like your some fat kid that needs another piece of cake. If you eat too much cake you get diarrhea, and become an even fatter matinee.

Our story takes place in the Mormon religion. There are a bunch of minor sects all answering to a prophet.The prophet gives away young ladies as brides to old, gross, disgusting men pushing for a headstone. One day a member of her flock tried to rape her daughter, and when she tried to get the gentleman in trouble they found that the Parrish did not give a rectal fart.
Being a supportive husband, and proving the Parrish is more important then his daughter, he also dismisses the allegation. Our hero then slaps his 19'th wife, tells her she was his favorite, and goes upstairs to have relations with the 13'th wife.

She is put in a barn with her children for punishment. Because on some planet, not ours this guy believes the attempted rape of his child was less important then social standing. The 19'th wife pushes onward, and in spite she burns down the barn, and goes on the lamb. She does the one thing that proves she is just like the rest of us. She goes straight to the welfare line for assistance.
Her other daughter is in love with some Quaker, and she tells her boyfriend her location, who in turn tells her step father the 19'th wife's location. The husband gets his step daughter and promises she can marry the Quaker. The Prophet instead has her to be wed to her own stepfather. Poor sub plot, and weak storyline are why i give this movie such a poor review
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Mega Screen 7 in 1 Poker
Mega Screen 7 in 1 Poker
Price: $13.74
21 used & new from $9.00

1.0 out of 5 stars The best handheld poker machine EVER, March 19, 2014
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When your in states that don't have Casino Gaming, When you dream about playing poker 24/7. When the only real gamble is whether the device will make it 90 days. I lost big, real big. Maybe it's true you get what you pay for. But when you pay to get screwed your supposed to be satisfied. Not the case here. Admitting I ASSumed the product would last 90 days give, or take a battery change. It's not the point that it was a hassle to find the original packaging, and packing materials to get a replacement. I don't want another game, at least from this manufacturer.

It lasted about 6 weeks. Then it acted all jinky. When things on battery life, act funny it is a good rule of thumb to swap batteries,It still had issues

Here is the skinny:

* I should not have to push with great force the buttons in order to HOLD & DEAL.
* Then it goes from muted to an orchestra of nauseating sound effects for apparently no reason.
* it switches from game to game automatically. This is one high tech device. It thinks for itself. you can be playing jacks, or better, and then it will switch to another game in an attempt for the machine to try and play you.
* All the symbols are hard to read. It just flashes in some bizarre sequence over & over. Hours of fun squinting at a screen trying to identify shapes and numbers. I guess it don't matter if we can tell a club from a spade.
*hours of fun for blind chimps.

The price is right, but unless you enjoy eye strain, or epileptic seizures this poker game is not for you. You get what you pay for. I say pay a little more once, and get something decent.


Dark Shadows
Dark Shadows
DVD
Price: $2.99

9 of 13 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars WTF was that?, November 3, 2012
Once upon a time Depp would do a masculine role. It seems with every Tim Burton product he becomes even more flamboyant then the last time. Sorry to say this movie was made for fans of queer eye. Burton you crossed the line with this induction of fecal matter into your collection.
It had very few highs, and lower low points through out this utter waste of film. Save yourself the money and watch The nightmare before Christmas, back when entertainment meant something more.
I realized 45 mins in, that this movie had no plot. I actually asked for my money back after it was over. I Felt traumatized, and victimized having sat threw the whole showing. My IQ has just dropped 3 points after viewing this film.


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