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Lowbudget's Profile
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Lowbudget "Other Half Music" (NY)
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
NOT HORROR AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, April 2, 2005
Let me start by saying that, all in all, this is a very good movie. However it pissed me off so much because I wanted to see a horror movie not something that was going to make me think. This movie was marketed deceptively. It was made to seem as if you would be watching FACEZ OF DEATH or something similar. Instead you get a movie that challenges your perception of morality and forces you to evaluate BLAH BLAH BLAH. Who cares I wanted to see gore. What ever happened to mindless gore, like Friday the 13th.
Yea this movie is good but IT CERTAINLY ISN'T HORROR at all. There was TOO MUCH time spent on this guy's boring life. The death scenes are laughable. Although I will say kudos on the fire scene that really creeped me out.
If you are looking for gruesome death scenes ( like you are led to believe there are) stay away. If you want to see something different, then pick it up.
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1 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
THIS MOVIE IS HILARIOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, March 25, 2005
Let me start by saying that i thought this movie was freaking funny. The problem is it certainly isnt for kids. It's more for people who like the Austin Powers Trilogy. Mike Myers influence is obvious in this one. If you like him you will love this movie. There are only two types of people who dont like this movie 1) People who wanted an 100% exact replica of the book. 2) Parents who took their kids to see this film and were pissed because of all the "toilet Humor". I totally understand the second type because hey it the Cat in The Hat. Again I would like to stress this movie is not for kids at all. There is one scene were Myers tells some guys " You are not only wrong, Your stupid and ugly like your mom." The first type of person is just retarded. If the movie was a direct translation of the book then what would be the point in making it. You might as well just read the book.
Now that being said this movie is very funny for adults. I would also like to restate if you like Mike Myers style of comedy you will love this movie. I thought i would hate it but found myself laughing my ass off. ITS REALL REALLY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
VERY TIME CONSUMING!!!!!!!!!!!!, February 13, 2005
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The concept for this game is too cool to be ignored. The problem is in order to make one move correctly you will be spending at least 5 hours. If you have the patience then go ahead it will pay off. I had this one guy do the stone cold stunner ( 6 hours) and the f-5 (9 hours). Also had one girl who, lets just say sucked the energy out of you. This is very cool to see when its completed but it takes FOR EVER. Also the parts given for you to create some one is pretty shallow. The fun is in creating the moves. I stoped playing cause I got vice city. If you have time and patience then buy it. Otherwise it will just end up collecting dust in your room.
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8 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
Busta Rhymes vs Micheal Myers in a Kung Fu Battle, November 7, 2004
This is absolutely the worst movie ever. Dont get me wrong you will watch this movie and say, "its not worse than any other bad movie i've seen in my life." Until you get to the scene where Busta Rhymes confronts Micheal Myers, that scene alone is enough to put this movie up there as worst ever. Before I describe this scene let me start off by saying that I hope that whoever came up with the concept for this scene was fired and blacklisted from doing anymore movies. I mean who the hell thought of pitting Micheal Myers angainst Busta Rhymes. Ok, the battle starts of with Busta Rhymes talking some smack to Mr. Myers and then it happens.... Busta Rhymes fly kicks Micheal Myers ( sucessfully). Now alot of you might be thinking " ok it's over for Rhymes. He is dead." Well you would be very wrong because he delivers ANOTHER FLY KICK ( again successfully and this time complete with Bruce Lee sound effects). Micheal Myers goes flying out the window. Now I dont know about anyone else but if i was the director and someone said to me," Hey lets have Busta Rhymes fly kick Micheal Myers. TWICE!" I WOULD SLAP THE (...) OUT OF THAT PERSON!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS THE DUMBEST IDEA EVER, IT JUST DOESNT MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE. HOLLYWOOD IS GETTING RETARDED NOWADAYS!!! WHEN WILL THEY LEARN YOU DONT PUT BUSTA RHYMES IN A MOVIE!!!!!!!!!AND IF YOU DO!!!!! YOU MOST CERTAINLY DONT HAVE HIM ENGAGE MICHEAL MYERS IN A KUNG-FU BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In conclusion do not watch this movie.
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6 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
Stick with Here Comes the Pain!!!!!!!!!!, November 5, 2004
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This game is not worth purchasing at all. For me the reasons are the little details. First if a superstar holds a title it does not show up in their entrance. the game doesnt even really acknowledge that a superstar is holding a title at all. Which makes me wonder why even include a create a belt mode if im gonna have to remember which superstar is holding it. Second you have no control over season mode what so ever. This is especially sucky cause you can't edit rosters or have the tiltes change hands at all. this is dissapointing because it makes playing pointless if I cant switch players over to the opposite brands. Third since there are no title defenses the create a PPV is rendered completely useless. Why the hell would I want to create a PPV with no title defense. AT least HCTP made it easier for titles to switch hands by haveing a ranking system and an option to ask for a title defense. Lastly the tag team division has been completely taken out of the game. Now a lot may be wondering how that be true. Well I guess someone figured that it wasnt neccessary seeing as how the roster is so small. The overall main issue i have with this game is that i can not simulate what the WWE is like when so many aspects of the real WWE have been taken out. The online mode and voice chat ae ok but if the price I have to pay is all the things the I loved about here comes the pain being pulled, then I would rather not have them included at all. The point im trying to make is that when I play I like to pretend that I am Vince Mcmahon. WHich means thatI have control over who holds the titles which matches are going to happen what the out come of those matches are going to be etc. If i have the computer telling me what to do I see no point in playing i need control over every aspect of the WWE. Thats what keeps me playing. I am going back to HCTP, you have more control over the product!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. When the (...) will THQ or whoever is in charge realize that it would be a good idea to have title defenses in exibition mode. I dont want to have to go to season mode in order for the title to change hands. In other words MORE CONTROL OVER THE WWE IS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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