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Best. Airsoft gun. EVER.
, June 15, 2009
I purchased this airsoft gun for my 13 year old son, who was adamant that he wanted it despite its poor reviews. True to its reputation, it broke before he had a chance to try it. At first he was disappointed, but then we started reading the instruction manual. OMG! YESSSSSSS!!! Don't be fooled by the negative reviews. That this gun doesn't work is completely and utterly irrelevant. For your reading enjoyment, here are some direct quotes from the instruction manual:
"Completely Automatically push the smooth bore foward and backward by the power, back bullet!!"
"Don't touch the trigger with your finger except you are going to shoot. It is very dangerous to press the trigger for some accidental reasons."
"No matter when, don't peep at the muzzle"
"After shooting, the bullet will fly and curve from the right to the left with big amplitude, which is very dangerous because teh bullet is circling as flying. So please set the gun upright as usual and shoot."
"When the bullet gets stuck in the chamber suddenly the bullet can't be shot. Please stop shooting immediately"
"...the system that can make the bullet revolve, hop up and fly towards the target far away straightly"
"Disassembling the air gun will cause malfunction or accidents. So please don't do that."
It's a veritable cornucopia of awe- inspiring, utterly hysterical broken English that will in all likelihood cause your brain to implode. Implode in a GOOD way, that is, if you can ever stop laughing. FOUR PAGES of this stuff. And it's all over the box, too. Thank you, THANK YOU, crappy Chinese-to-English online translator, from the bottom of my heart! Thank you for making my day- nay, my WEEK.
I am not in the least bit disappointed that the gun broke before my kid had the opportunity to fire the first shot. I am keeping this instruction manual forever and ever. I am going to frame it and put it on my wall, and read it every time I'm feeling a little blue.
Five, yes, five well-deserved stars. Absolutely worth the $18 plus shipping- you, too, can own this glorious instruction manual and laugh until you vomit uncontrollably! So, SO worth the $18 plus shipping!