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Witness to Roswell: Unmasking the Government's Biggest Cover-up (Revised and Expanded Edition)
Witness to Roswell: Unmasking the Government's Biggest Cover-up (Revised and Expanded Edition)
by Thomas J. Carey
Edition: Paperback
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4.0 out of 5 stars The truth about Roswell according to those who were there, May 30, 2015
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Witness to Roswell is one of the best books out there concerning the crash of a flying saucer outside Roswell, New Mexico, in July 1947. It helps to have basic knowledge about the events surrounding the Roswell Incident before reading it, however, as it doesn’t lay out the story of what supposedly happened in a linear fashion. Instead, it presents different aspects of the case from the perspective of those who witnessed them somewhere along the line. Perhaps the main strength of the book is the authors’ revelations of the most recent deathbed confessions of several witnesses and participants in the cover-up, men such as Brigadier Generals Arthur Exon and Thomas Dubose who held fast to their oaths of secrecy until the end of their lives. Dubose, who served as General Ramey’s Chief of Staff in 1947, stated in recorded interviews as well as a signed affidavit that a weather balloon was switched for the actual material from Roswell in advance of Ramey’s famous press conference to kill the flying saucer story – and that the orders for the cover-up came from Washington, D.C. That is powerful testimony that the Air Force has essentially ignored in its third and fourth official “explanations” for the Roswell Incident.

Unfortunately, any evaluation of this book begs the question of Donald Schmitt’s credibility. No researcher has worked harder or longer at researching the Roswell Incident and attempting to get the most reluctant of witnesses to finally tell their stories. At the same time, he has hurt the very case he is trying to make by initially lying about his education, accomplishments, and research methods -- which led directly to the end of his research partnership with Kevin Randle. Through his partnership with fellow researcher Thomas J. Carey, Schmitt has worked hard to restore his credibility over the past two decades. Unfortunately, his involvement with Jaime Maussan and the laughable “Roswell slides” fiasco has once again left his credibility in tatters – and dealt ufology another serious black eye. Although he makes a point in this book about dismissing all of undertake Glenn Dennis’ testimony after learning Dennis had knowingly given them a fake name for the nurse that told him about the alien bodies, he does continue to put faith in some witnesses whose testimony has been questioned elsewhere. To their credit, though, the authors do not even mention the extravagant claims of Philip Corso. All of that being said, I do not believe that Schmitt and Carey put forth any information in this book that they do not believe to be true – but I can’t in good conscience give the book five stars.

If you want to know the names and testimonies of any and everyone involved in the Roswell incident, from those who saw the debris field and crash sites to those who guarded and transported the material and bodies from Roswell to Fort Worth and Wright Field in Ohio, you will find all of that information – and more – in Witness to Roswell. The book really represents the most timely of statements as to what those involved with the Roswell Incident – with the obvious exception of those who chose to take whatever they knew to their graves – had to say about their experiences. If nothing else, it puts the lie to each of the official explanations offered up by the Air Force over the years.


The Journey - The Anthony Woods UFO Story
The Journey - The Anthony Woods UFO Story
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1.0 out of 5 stars Questionable footage and a boring presentation, May 29, 2015
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As a true believer in UFOs and alien visitation of planet Earth, I hate to say it – but this is the most boring UFO documentary I have ever seen. Anthony Woods and his brother-in-law seem like two regular blokes, but – with the exception of a couple of interesting images – their videos consist of shaky camcorder images of very distant dots in the sky. There is not even close to enough detail to even think about identifying the objects they filmed. The two most interesting images weren’t very impressive to me, either – one looks to me like a piece of black trash floating in the wind, while the “morphing” object could well be balloons. The vast majority of the documentary, though, shows you clip after clip of blurry white dots in the sky while annoying, elevator-like soft guitar plays in the background. It’s a total snore fest.

And what of Mr. Anthony Woods? From 1999-2002, he filmed “UFOs” flying over his backyard virtually every day, while no one else in the area ever reported seeing anything. That’s fishy. The story gets even fishier when you learn that Woods disassociated himself from the makers of this documentary and from the whole subject of UFOs in 2004. His attempt to retract the right to use of his images gives the impression that he was after money all along. Thus, we’re left with very questionable footage that failed to impress me in the first place. Unless you’re battling insomnia, this documentary is not worth watching.


Icetastrophe
Icetastrophe
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3.0 out of 5 stars Baby, it's cold outside, May 23, 2015
This review is from: Icetastrophe (DVD)
I pretty much live for bad, low-budget disaster movies, and with a name like Icetastrophe (or Christmas Icetastrophe, as it was called when it originally aired on SyFy), you know this one definitely qualifies. I was initially disappointed to learn that the film was not a product of The Asylum, but I needn’t have worried – Icetastrophe hits on just about every bad movie cylinder. It’s built on particularly ludicrous scientific foundation, features unknown actors portraying characters you hardly know and do not care very much about, delivers tons of CGI icy destruction that really doesn’t look all that bad for the most part – and, of course, you have the obligatory romantic subplot about the town’s very own version of Romeo and Juliet. On top of that, just for laughs, the story takes place at Christmas and features characters with the names Crooge, Marley, and Ratchet.

So here’s the deal. A small meteor splits in two just before colliding with Earth. The bigger chunk plows into Main Street of whatever town this is, then somehow begins to grow and initiate increasingly destructive flash freezing storms all over the place, turning those who get in its way into human ice-kebabs and plunging the whole area into sub-Arctic temperatures. It’s up to local Charlie Ratchet (Victor Webster) and plucky astrophysics grad student Alex Novak (Jennifer Spense) – who comes to see the strange meteor she had been tracking for weeks – to save the whole world from an icy holocaust while everybody else tries to find shelter despite their own stupidity.

I think my favorite aspect of the movie is Ratchet’s amazing ability to find anything he might need in his pockets or on the ground beside him – heck, he even has the ability to keep using a lighter he gave his son early on in the movie. That tells you just about everything you need to know about Icetastrophe. It’s just your average, run-of-the-mill SyFy disaster movie: a slightly amusing little romp for fans of bad movies but an insufferable viewing experience for those who expect their movies to actually make sense and tell a decent story.


Missing 411-Western United States & Canada: Unexplained Disappearances of North Americans that have never been solved
Missing 411-Western United States & Canada: Unexplained Disappearances of North Americans that have never been solved
by David Paulides
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5.0 out of 5 stars Now we know why Yosemite Sam always carried two six-shooters, May 17, 2015
Having heard numerous radio interviews with David Paulides, I finally decided that I had to buy all four of his books on strange disappearances in our national parks. He really only sells his books through his website, so ignore the ludicrous costs you see on this site (from 3rd party sellers) and just go to canammissing dot com to find them. Missing 411: Western United States and Canada is the first of the books, detailing hundreds of unexplained – oftentimes bizarre – disappearances that have taken place in the western United States and Canada over the past century or so – in or in close proximity to national parks. This includes some of the most fascinating cases you may have heard him discuss on the radio – such as Stacey Arras’ disappearance from Yosemite National Park in 1981 and Charles McCullar’s disappearance from Oregon’s Crater Lake National Park in 1976 (and the eerie nature of his remains when eventually discovered). Paulides breaks all of the cases down by region, identifying obvious clusters where disappearances most commonly take place, notes similarities in many of the cases, and discusses time and again how the bureaucracy of the National Park Service seemingly tries to keep the lid on the truth by failing to keeps lists of missing persons (or so they claim), illegally refusing to turn over public information via Freedom of Information Act requests, and failing to add their missing persons to any national missing person database. At times, it’s hard to tell which is scarier – the unknown mysterious truth of what is happening inside our national parks or the government’s attempts to cover the whole thing up.

The information contained in this book is the result of untold hours of investigation by Paulides and his team – scouring newspaper and magazine articles, submitting numerous and sometimes unsuccessful FOIA requests, speaking to nearby law enforcement personnel and individual national park rangers, etc. Simply finding out the names of those who have gone missing over the decades is a terrific chore because the National Park Service itself claims that they don’t even keep lists of the missing. Only rarely does Paulides speak with the family members of the missing, simply out of respect for their loss – but when he does speak to those directly involved in the disappearances and searches, some truly disturbing facts often emerge.

While people of all ages are among the missing, it is the story of the missing young children that are the most disturbing. They often disappear in close proximity to their parents or other children, and those who are eventually found only serve to deepen the mystery. Many small children are located miles away from where they disappeared, at much higher elevations, and in remote and oftentimes fairly inaccessible regions they couldn’t conceivably have reached on their own – or else they are found in an area that Search and Rescue teams have thoroughly searched already. Many have no memory of what happened, or tell strange stories that make no logical sense. When the remains of some children and adults are eventually found, they add even further to the mystery. Children are found with shoes, socks, and sometimes pants missing; adult remains often consist of only a few scattered bones alongside weirdly organized bits of clothing. Pants are sometimes turned inside out, boots are often never found, and jawbones and femurs seem to turn up alongside socks full of tiny bones. None of these findings are consistent with animal attacks.

Paulides does not attempt to explain what is happening to these people or to offer his conjectures. Indeed, how could anyone possibly explain something like the overwhelming preponderance of serious storms occurring to hinder search efforts in the immediate aftermath of so many disappearances? He details the facts of each case and offers his observations about certain clusters, patterns, and similarities between them. The next book, where Paulides discusses disappearances in the eastern United States and Canada, should really be seen as a companion to this one. Indeed, both started out to be one book – but there was too much information to include in just one gigantic book. That being said, Paulides does make reference to a number of eastern cases in this book, so you will want to get both books to get a better picture of the depth of the mystery that Paulides is bringing into focus here.


The Last Days on Mars [Blu-ray]
The Last Days on Mars [Blu-ray]
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5.0 out of 5 stars An excellent science fiction film with strong horror overtones, January 16, 2015
The plot may not be all that original, but I think The Last Days on Mars is a showcase of excellent science fiction filmmaking. This is the type of science fiction movie I keep looking for but rarely find, and I enjoyed every minute of it. The colonization of Mars is such a fascinating subject in and of itself, but man’s struggle to survive in such an alien environment ratchets up by several factors when the mission is threatened with catastrophic failure. I just wish we could stop having to imagine what might happen on Mars – but man’s long-overdue journey to Mars looks like it may not happen in my lifetime, and that’s a bitter disappointment.

So it’s 2040-something, and eight astronauts are just wrapping up a six-month mission on the surface of Mars. All but the two main scientists have had all they want of the Red Planet and can’t wait for the arrival of the spacecraft Aurora to pick them up. It would seem that the folks back at the International Space Commission (or whatever it was called) could have done a little more in the way of psychological testing, though. Kim Aldrich, upset that she has failed to find any signs of life, is a real queen you-know-what who pisses everyone else off continually. Unlike Kim, scientist Marko Petrovic keeps his thoughts to himself. He makes up an excuse for one last outside mission in an attempt to hide his own discovery of a bacterial lifeform on Mars, and that sets a whole series of events in motion. The team leader’s a good man, but he won’t assert himself or make snap decisions on his own. The psychologist in the group is pretty useless to begin with and becomes even more so when things turn ugly. The only two people with solid and dependable characters are Rebecca Lane and Vincent Campbell (although even Vincent sometimes struggles with claustrophobia). Live Schreiber really makes this movie his own with his understated portrayal of Vincent. He is the only character who always thinks clearly and consistently acts to save himself and his crewmates from what becomes the most unimaginable of dangers.

Those who dismiss this as a horror movie do the film a disservice. Certainly, there is a strong element of horror on display here – and a somewhat clichéd horror at that – but The Last Days on Mars is first and foremost a science fiction film. The mission itself is all about the search for signs of life on a sister planet and man’s commitment to scientific discovery and progress. I really don’t understand how some viewers can say the film has no real plot or purpose. These are human beings struggling to survive and make it home to their loved ones. You’ve got the innate human struggle to survive in an alien environment, the psychological effects of unimaginable stress on characters who are supposed to be of the most sound of minds, and the complexity of interrelationships changing in the most trying of circumstances. It all adds up to a fantastic movie, in my opinion.


Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge
Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge
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5.0 out of 5 stars Best entry in the Puppet Master series, December 31, 2014
Puppet Master 3: Toulon’s Revenge is a surprisingly strong entry in the series, providing us with the gripping backstory that lies behind everything we have seen so far. It also gives us the first opportunity to openly root for the puppets as they go about their killing business. This time around, the victims aren’t greedy psychics or innocent paranormal investigators – they’re bloody Nazis. We also learn the origins of the puppets Blade and Leech Woman – and, indirectly, all of his other puppets. The story makes for quite a transition from the previous film, as here there is nothing evil about Anton Toulon or his puppets. Yes, the puppets do become vicious killers, but there is nothing innocent about their victims – and I daresay no one could possibly blame Toulon for taking such strong measures in the wake of what happens to him here.

The original movie opens with Toulon killing himself just before two Nazis arrive to take care of him and his puppets in 1939, but the date of his death changed to 1941 in Puppet Master 2. This third film takes us back to that momentous year in order to fill in the story of how Toulon escaped from Nazi Germany and managed to make his way to California. He had procured the secret of animating his puppets in Cairo way back in 1912, and 1941 finds him continuing to put on puppet shows featuring his amazing string-free marionettes. Rather foolishly, these shows feature a Hitler puppet and a story mocking the German Fuhrer. That’s a really dumb thing to do in the heart of Berlin, especially if your wife is Jewish. Fellow puppeteer and Gestapo driver Lt. Erich Stein attends one of these shows – and sneakily discovers the fact that Toulon has found a way to animate the puppets. This brings him to the attention of Major Kraus, who has been overseeing the efforts of a Dr. Hess to come up with a way to reanimate the corpses of dead soldiers on the eastern front. During a raid of his home, Toulon’s wife Elsa is killed, while Toulon (and a test tube full of his animation liquid) are captured. With a little help from his friends, Toulon manages to escape. Wife his wife murdered, the only thing Toulon cares about is exacting revenge on Major Kraus and his men, and so begins his and his puppets’ merciless campaign for justice.

Puppet Master 3 isn’t just some cheap horror movie featuring killer puppets. There is a great deal of true drama to this story, and it even has something of a historical value, as well, in terms of its portrayal of the Nazi reign of terror. The acting is quite good indeed, and Guy Rolfe makes for a most sympathetic Toulon. The film as a whole adds a whole new dimension to the entire Puppet Master series. I should also add that, once again, the puppet movements are very well done.


Puppet Master 2 [Blu-ray]
Puppet Master 2 [Blu-ray]
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3.0 out of 5 stars Not a good fit with the rest of the series, December 31, 2014
We learn a lot more about the puppets in this first Puppet Master sequel. For one thing, they can be destroyed; more importantly, though, we learn that it takes more than ancient Egyptian magic to keep them alive. They need a special fluid flowing through their little bodies, a fluid distilled from human brains (technically, animal brains will do in a pinch, but they are definitely less than ideal) – and they need to replace that fluid every fifty years. And guess what? It’s been fifty years since puppeteer Anton Toulon brought them to life. That apparently makes for the ideal time for them to use the fluid they’ve created to reanimate Toulon himself (who, fortunately enough, is buried in a cemetery adjacent to the hotel). The puppet master’s body, though, cannot be restored, which leads Toulon to dress up in bandages like the Invisible Man and pass himself off as a Mr. Chanee while he puts together his master plan of creating an eternal body for himself.

After some surprising developments concerning the survivors of the first movie, the puppets are back and have free reign across the entire, now-abandoned hotel in Bodega Bay. They’re not alone for long, though, as a group of paranormal researchers turn up to investigate the location. The group is something of a cantankerous bunch, especially the brother of lead investigator Carolyn Bramwell (Elizabeth Maclellan), and a couple of the technicians have more than the investigation in mind. As luck would have it, Carolyn herself bears a remarkable resemblance to the late wife of Anton Toulon. As you would expect, that makes for a pretty significant plot point. The puppets themselves waste little time harvesting important brain matter from the hotel’s uninvited guests. They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but the way to a man’s pituitary gland (which I’m assuming to be the necessary ingredient for the life-giving fluid) is directly through his head. Torch, apparently one of Toulon’s new puppets, is actually too deadly of a weapon because the precious liquid requires fresh, non-cooked ingredients.

My opinion of this film actually went down after watching the next two entries in the series. The treatment of both Toulon and his puppets just doesn’t ring true to character, and the Puppet Master franchise as a whole pretty much proceeds as if the events in this movie never happened.


Puppet Master [Blu-ray]
Puppet Master [Blu-ray]
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4.0 out of 5 stars The legend is born, December 31, 2014
This review is from: Puppet Master [Blu-ray] (Blu-ray)
The names Puppet Master and Charles Band are virtually synonymous. This, the flagship film of Full Moon Productions (or whatever Full Moon name it’s going by now), has become a cult favorite and pretty much a must-see film for anyone calling himself/herself a true horror fan. Since its release in 1989, it has inspired nothing less than nine sequels (and counting). Charles Band has made some pretty lousy movies over the years, but Puppet Master quickly dispels any lowered expectations of being nothing more than a cheap and cheesy little horror film. The puppet special effects are quite natural, the acting is surprisingly good, and I think the film retains a healthy sense of uncertainty about the nature of the deadly puppets on display here.

It all starts in 1939, with Andre Toulon and his puppets holed up in a room in a Bodega Bay, California hotel. Having discovered the secret of eternal life in some Egyptian artifact, Toulon has used that knowledge to animate a small group of handmade puppets. These include a Jester whose head consists of three different parts that can spin around to produce the most dramatic of facial expressions; Blade, whose blade and hook appendages make him ideal for dangerous spy missions; Pinhead, a bulky he-puppet with a diminutive head; Tunneler, with a drill-like head; and Leech Woman, who specializes in vomiting up killer leeches. Just before a pair of Nazis arrive to snatch him and his secret knowledge, Toulon manages to hide the puppets inside a wall and then makes sure that his enemies will get nothing out of him when they arrive. Fifty years later, a group of four psychics with a mysterious shared history learn that the fifth member of their little group has apparently discovered Toulon’s secret; fearing that they’ve been double-crossed, they all make haste to the Bodega Bay hotel – only to find that Neil Gallagher won’t be talking because he just died. Before they can begin searching the hotel for the secret, though, the puppets find them.

These four psychics are an interesting bunch possessing very different skills. Dana (Irene Miracle) is a white witch who travels with a stuffed dog; Carissa is a psychometrist who can pick up on the past history of any object (especially if it involves hanky panky); Alex is an anthropology professor who has prophetic dreams; and Frank seems to just be a jerk with basic ESP talent. Added into the mix is Megan Gallagher, Neil’s young widow who seemingly knows nothing about her husband’s work. All of the characters’ psychic powers prove quite ineffective against Toulon’s puppets. Apart from their murder and mayhem skills, though, we learn very little about the puppets in this film. It’s not even clear if they are good or evil – but they do ultimately show signs of having a moral code that may override any controls being exerted upon them. One can also begin to sense the different personalities they possess and come to look upon them as true characters in the story,

This is not the best film in the Puppet Master series, but it definitely sets the stage for what will become quite an enduring (and seemingly never-ending) franchise of movies.


Dark Mountain
Dark Mountain
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3.0 out of 5 stars Far too derivative -- but still somewhat unsettling, December 29, 2014
While it is true that Dark Mountain blatantly copies far too much from The Blair Witch Project, I still enjoyed watching it. Admittedly, I’m an unabashed fan of found footage films, but this film did produce a disquieting sense of unease in me. Trying to find your way around in the dark, in the middle of nowhere, is just creepy – even without stories of curses or irrational mountain men protecting their territory. In terms of structure and presentation, Dark Mountain has its problems, but it’s not a disaster of a movie by any means.

The general hook is a good one – three young people setting out to make a documentary of their search for the Lost Dutchman Mine in the inhospitable desert landscape of Arizona’s Superstition Mountains. Making the claim that the film is inspired by actual events, though, is a cheesy mistake – sure, some people have disappeared searching for the Lost Dutchman Mine, but that’s about as close to reality as this film comes. Starting off the film with a weeping confessional moment taken right out of The Blair Witch Project is another big mistake – one that will likely turn some viewers off immediately. The whole thing could use a better backstory, as well. Kate (Sage Howard) is doing this to launch her documentary film career, but her boyfriend Paul (Andrew Simpson) is pretty much there because he’s her boyfriend, and Ross (Shelby Stehlin), the third member of the team, seems to just be sort of tagging along. It quickly becomes pretty clear that the threesome hasn’t put too much thought into the project when they are surprised by some of the stories and cautions they hear from locals about stepping off the trail. They also have fairly small packs with them, given their plan to camp in this hot desert landscape for several days, and their map to the supposed location of the lost mine looks like it was drawn on a napkin. Even if none of the legends about the area are true, it’s quite an inhospitable landscape that looks like a rattlesnake paradise, if you ask me.

Off the three go, though, actually seeming to believe they might actually find the long lost mine. All they end up finding, though, is trouble – much of which is taken right out of The Blair Witch Project. There are some genuinely creepy moments interspersed throughout, though, and that’s the part of the movie I enjoyed. I think the acting was pretty good for the most part, and the obviously low-key special effects were sufficient, as well. One thing I didn’t like was the fact that the periodic smartphone videos had the quality of a 1960s home movie; that struck me as an artsy-fartsy device on the part of the filmmakers.

If you don’t like found footage movies, you almost certainly won’t like this one. Even if you are a fan, the derivative nature of the overall plot may well turn you off. I personally liked the movie, but I know I’m going to be in a minority on this one.


Ghosts at Sea
Ghosts at Sea
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3.0 out of 5 stars Only mildly interesting, December 29, 2014
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Ghosts of the Sea is really a rather pedestrian ghost documentary. It’s primarily just “storytellers” and eyewitnesses describing ghostly encounters, most of which are rather mundane, alongside re-creations of those events. The trailer led me to expect that a significant amount of the video would consist of ghost hunting investigations, but there are just two rather short and unimpressive examples of such footage. Someone standing by the sea at night describing cold spots is not exactly my idea of compelling evidence. The fact that these were ghost stories I had never heard before – all of these stories come from Nova Scotia and Newfoundland – was pretty much the video’s only saving grace in terms of keeping my interest. The nautical angle to all of the stories does differentiate this documentary from others in the field, but there’s really nothing memorable to be found here.


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