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Female Remote Control Wireless Wearable Orgasmic Dilddo Pink and A Pair of Nipple Vibration Massagers
Female Remote Control Wireless Wearable Orgasmic Dilddo Pink and A Pair of Nipple Vibration Massagers
Offered by FIVE LOVE STORE
Price: $22.06
2 used & new from $17.07

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars COMPLETE JUNK., October 1, 2014
Complete junk. Wearable vibe has only one bullet, so absolutely no clitoral stim. Just a really pokey piece pf silicone that did nothing except get hung on my piercing, so I chopped it off.

Nip stims - obviously designed by a man. One was an OOTB failure. The other transmitted no vibrations. I cut it into pieces and saved the one working vibe , JIC there's some future unique need.

Trust someone who's tried just about every toy on the market - DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS.


Catit Design Senses Play Circuit, Original
Catit Design Senses Play Circuit, Original
Price: $9.59
25 used & new from $9.59

5.0 out of 5 stars The BEST for rough cats!!!t, June 8, 2014
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This toy made me a believer in the Cat It! Brand. My tortie Zoe is notorious for destroying her favorite toys. The mechanical tail that whizzes under a yellow circular mat ... lasted 18 hours before she ripped the tail out. Her favorite wands are in pieces in the first week. She doesn't attack them; she just gets so caught up in play that her 3-pound body manages to break them.

This toy has been awesome! She never tires of it. After 6 months, she still stalks, jumps, puffs out, turns upside down, and sticks entire legs inside the track. Sometimes she'll just lie next to it and rhythmically swat the ball as it returns from one end (in the "S" formation). I purchased the newest version that includes roller coaster-like humps on an oval track, but she prefers this one over it.

And not a single piece has broken nor popped off. For users experiencing those issues, the instructions clearly indicate each base and cover piece's locking position. Once firmly snapped into place, a flathead screwdriver helps start them moving for reconfiguration. For those claiming Sumo cats, I'll bet at least one prong isn't locked.

My picky cat hasn't loved all CatIt! Products, but ALL of them are very high quality, and seem to indicate some cat-brained designers at the company. I'm sold.


Zyllion Waterproof Handheld Wireless Vibrating Massager (Black) ZMA-17-BK
Zyllion Waterproof Handheld Wireless Vibrating Massager (Black) ZMA-17-BK
Offered by Zyllion, Inc.
Price: $29.95

2 of 4 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Great design. Soft somewhere would be nice., June 3, 2014
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This massager has been a lifesaver for chronically cramped muscles in my neck and upper trapezius. It's not strong enough for large shoulder muscles - in my opinion - but then, some of my knots have existed for 15+ years, so maybe mine are tougher than most. The only reason why I didn't give it 5 stars is because it couldn't be used near the scalp; the hard plastic (red part) clacked against the skull. That design limits the product's functionality. Something softer (removable silicone cover, for purchase separately?) would allow the unit to continue its mission up the back of the neck, to the occipital muscles, attachment sites of neck muscles, and also the temples - all common root causes of headache pain.
But, even lacking this ability, it's still one of the finer little massagers I've come across. It transfers vibration well and is ergonomically designed to fit the hand.


Power Crunch Protein Energy Bar, Triple Chocolate 12 ea
Power Crunch Protein Energy Bar, Triple Chocolate 12 ea
Offered by Arcwholesale
Price: $31.60
4 used & new from $24.50

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great taste and texture!, June 3, 2014
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Finally! A protein bar that's not mealy and doesn't glue your teeth together! I love this brand!

This triple chocolate flavor is not super sweet (a "plus" in my book"), but with more of a dark / cocoa flavor.
If you like sweet, try the Vanilla Cream - they 're like sugar wafers, but without so much sugar.
The chocolate peanut butter flavor is a great in-between.


BDSM Bondage Wireless Bell Nipple Clamp Breast Clip for Women
BDSM Bondage Wireless Bell Nipple Clamp Breast Clip for Women

1.0 out of 5 stars PRODUCT NOT AS DESCRIBED! DIFFERENT COLOR & DESIGN. UGLY!!, June 3, 2014
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What I received looked NOTHING like this. I received some garbage that resembled silver, red, and green Christmas jingle bells.
It started falling apart before I removed the second one from its box. Complete JUNK and - apparently - a poor vendor. AVOID!!!


Purple Ophoria Bliss #3 Interchangeable 3 Heads Clitoral Vibrator
Purple Ophoria Bliss #3 Interchangeable 3 Heads Clitoral Vibrator
Offered by The BIG Shop
Price: $34.99

1.0 out of 5 stars Good concept, poor execution., June 3, 2014
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Vibration stays in the handle, doesn't transfer to the tips at all. Great concept, but it just doesn't work like it's supposed to. I trashed it.


2LUV Plus Women's Fringe Hem Leopard Plus Size Top Rust 3XL(T3322)
2LUV Plus Women's Fringe Hem Leopard Plus Size Top Rust 3XL(T3322)
Offered by 2LUV Style

2.0 out of 5 stars Print looks cheap. Is hemline supposed to be assymetrical?, June 3, 2014
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Sizing is off by 1 size; if you decide to buy this, order 1 size up from your usual.
There is no horizontal stretch, so if you're curvy like me, it could be an issue - fits in the bust, loose at the waist, tight at the hips.
The print on the tank looks very cheap. There's no other way to describe it. Brand new, it looks like it's been through 100 washings.
The hemline on the tank I received is diagonal, VERY diagonal. The picture shows a straight hemline. I'm unsure which it's supposed to be. Buyer beware.
It's difficult to see the structure of the fringe in the product picture. It's about 4" long all the way around, nylon, wants to hang on everything - hang, as in develop pulls in the fringe, not just loop around something.

Initially I'd almost ordered two of the prints. I'm deleting the second one from my wish list immediately. I gave this 2 stars instead of just one because I HAVE seen worse, and because I appreciate vendors who offer plus-sized clothing that attempts to be stylish rather than frumpy.


California Exotics Nipple Clamps, Silver Beaded
California Exotics Nipple Clamps, Silver Beaded
Offered by FOB LLC
Price: $8.47
59 used & new from $5.25

5.0 out of 5 stars From a moderately experienced clamp user, June 1, 2014
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I have trouble finding clamps that work for me due to my rather large nipples. I've tried 4 other styles, but this product works the best for large nipples in my opinion. Here's why:

Rounded tips. Nips are round. Helllll-oooo, designers! Other clamps have flat tips that open only to a triangle shape. Big nips = total fail. But these clamps' tips are rounded, fitting the female form as they should.

Wider opening. These clamps are about 20% larger than others of this style, with an opening gap similar to clover clamps.

Good padding. Much thicker rubber padding on the tips than typical clamps, means they can be worn for longer before undesired pinching.

Bigger threads. Screw threads are larger than others like this. Why does that matter, you ask? Larger threads mean adjustments tighter or looser are faster than with small threads that require a bunch of revolutions.

Thick chain. During solo play, when there's likely to be thin cords everywhere, the thicker chain on these clamps doesn't knot as easily as smaller chains do. Also, the beaded chain design provides lots of places to hang things.

Bottom line: if you have small nipples, I recommend a standard style clamp. But if you're average or above, give these a try - they're awesome.


E-Tribe New Crystal Transparent Silicone G-Spot Soft Vibrating Vibration Vibrator Penis Cock Ring Control Ring Full Cover Finger Sleeve
E-Tribe New Crystal Transparent Silicone G-Spot Soft Vibrating Vibration Vibrator Penis Cock Ring Control Ring Full Cover Finger Sleeve
Offered by GreatDeals4Real
Price: $9.95

1.0 out of 5 stars COMPLETE PIECE OF JUNK, April 5, 2014
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just a silicone SHELL and a super tiny one. I did stretch it out really far, and it didn't tear, tho. Why in the world would anyone mold spiky clitoral nubs in a "stab and hook you" direction??? Did someone put the mold in upside down? Moronic! And the 'vibe' is extremely tiny, with too-fast oscillations that numb.


California Exotic Novelties Nipple Bulb with 4 Nipple Erection Rings
California Exotic Novelties Nipple Bulb with 4 Nipple Erection Rings
Price: $9.49
17 used & new from $4.74

4.0 out of 5 stars This one leaks, last one lasted 10+ years, April 5, 2014
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The perfect size to address only the nipple, not areola. Outer edge of plastic in contact with skin is polished and rounded. Good suction for nipple elongation. Use plenty of lotion to prevent nipple cracking, and start slowly. The silicone rings in this set have been improved over the previous version -they're thicker so don't cut in.

The one I received leaks during initial reinflation due to poor bond between the two plastics. But the last one I had has lasted over ten years, so I'm going to just order again. It's worth every penny!


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