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Heart's On Fire
Heart's On Fire
Price: $1.29

4.0 out of 5 stars Heart Aflame, April 15, 2014
This review is from: Heart's On Fire (MP3 Music)
When it has had came down to Passenger, they have had a huge hit with the song Let Her Go the past few years. But the pressure of them trying to follow-up a really great song like Let Her Go is definitely a challenge. Still for them trying to make good music is definitely a great reward, especially in this generation ruled by cheap artists like Rihanna and Katy Perry who've wasted their voices away by trying to be too much of a image and not enough voice. Heart's On Fire, the lead single from Passenger's latest album Whispers is actually a slow and intimate song that works well for them, and the fan base they have built up with following Let Her Go. It still is a pretty good song, and something worth listening too. I suggest you give this song a shot for the fire to be on fire.

Song: B


Seiko Men's SRP311 Classic Automatic Divers Watch
Seiko Men's SRP311 Classic Automatic Divers Watch
Offered by shopemco
Price: $209.00
27 used & new from $202.51

4.0 out of 5 stars Automatic Diver, April 14, 2014
There is no question that when it has came down to watches, Seiko has been a real trusted brand and no tricks each and every time with their watches. While they have shown brilliance in their automatic watches and solar timepieces, they have been heavily overlooked in great watches in favor of Invicta and Citizen Eco-Drive. But with the automatic Seiko 5 has been their lead brand in automatic watches. While most of the models have been fairly well, there have been others that could've been better. But for the regular Seiko timepieces shows some good divers watches. This one works very nicely with a simple screw-down crown, good illumination and easy to setup day and date functions that match with brands like Deep Blue and Android. This watch does honestly hold well, yet I do wish it could've been a little less-expensive in value. Still, this watch has a good fit for the money and if you want a good watch to go to, I definitely recommend this watch from Seiko.

Price: C

Setup & Comfort: B 1/2-

Overall: B-


G.U.Y. [Clean]
G.U.Y. [Clean]
Price: $1.29

2.0 out of 5 stars No Lady, April 13, 2014
This review is from: G.U.Y. [Clean] (MP3 Music)
When it has came down to Lady Gaga and the songs that she has delivered for her Artpop record, they actually have not been as strong and striking as they were when she first did The Fame and Born This Way. In fact the songs Applause and Do What U Want with R. Kelly were not even striking the surface of the voice that had made her a female icon. She definitely needs to find better for her fans, and for her own self in voice. Her latest single, G.U.Y., the third single from Artpop really doesn't ignite or light up a fire the way her other songs had done before in her little monsters' hearts. I really didn't find the song to catch a fire the way people felt with Katy Perry's Roar and the songs that Beyonce' had shown like Drunk In Love. Those songs are also terrible, but those hard core fans wanted it badly, here you don't want this song. Lady Gaga doesn't even now the G.U.Y.

Song: D


SpongeBob & Friends: Patrick SquarePants
SpongeBob & Friends: Patrick SquarePants
DVD ~ Spongebob Squarepants
Price: $8.99
31 used & new from $1.88

4.0 out of 5 stars Star, Patrick Star, April 12, 2014
There is no question that when it has came down to what Spongebob Squarepants has delivered, al the way back to 1999 it is absolute hilarious and funny laughter for so many generations. Hard to believe that the Nickelodeon cartoon is celebrating 15 years of absolute joy and wonderment. But it isn't just Spongebob who has the laughs alone, his friends also have brought out some really great moments. The best case in point is Patrick Star, Spongebob's closest friend. Not only has he been fun to watch, but he makes things that look dumb and gullible, more adorable and full of laughter for all. There is no question the best things can be just as funny as is years ago, and Patrick is still no exception. But for the first time ever, Patrick finally has a DVD of favorite episodes for die hard Spongebob fans to call his own.

Spongebob & Friends: Patrick Squarepants showcases 14 of Spongebob's funniest escapades with Patrick being the star, and the funny hero overall. The cartoons are absolute funny from beginning to end, and continue to show just why his shortness of intelligence is worth watching. Each episode is absolutely classic and funny, and consists of fan favorites of Spongebob like That's No Lady, where Patrick thinks a traveling salesman who sells vacations, is a gangster, and Spongebob dresses him up as a lady to protect him from leaving Bikini Bottom, and The Googly Artiste which Patrick's love of arts and crafts with Spongebob painting googly eyes on rocks is looked upon for fame, and New Student Starfish where Patrick tags along with Spongebob to boating school, only to be the class clown and get Spongebob in trouble. The shorts are absolutely funny and bring out the kid in anyone who has been into Spongebob Squarepants for years. Watching these shorts still deliver laughs each and every time, and still bring out the kid in me ever since Spongebob came out.

Overall, I absolutely recommend Patrick Squarepants, not just because the cartoons are funny, but the sidekicks make better laughter at times to match with the star character, and in this case Patrick is absolutely the star to match with Spongebob's eyes. While Spongebob has had his best moments with others like Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs and Plankton, the ones that will always come first and funniest will be the ones he has had with his best friend Patrick. I absolutely recommend this DVD for die hard Spongebob Squarepants fans, and anyone who is new to the Spongebob universe under the sea in Bikini Bottom.

Price: B+

Remastering: B

Shorts: A-

Overall: B+


Citizen Men's AW1340-52A Eco-Drive POV Watch
Citizen Men's AW1340-52A Eco-Drive POV Watch
Price: $185.50
9 used & new from $185.50

0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Solar Crystal, April 11, 2014
When it has came down to what Citizen has been able to do with their Eco-Drive timepieces, they just haven't been able to hit the nail on the head. Instead, most of it has been geared too much toward the Iphone generation and they haven't been able to hit the nail on the head well with their Drive 3.0 collection. But they are trying to gain redemption back to their hard core watch collectors with their latest watches. This one actually handles very well with this POV Crystal Citizen Eco-Drive watch. It actually looks and feels classy around the wrist, has good illumination and a solar quartz movement. What I do though wish is that there could've been a little bit of mother-of-pearl glare into the face of the watch to add a lot of style into this watch. But nevertheless, this is one Citizen Eco-Drive watch that I definitely recommend over most of the watches Citizen came out with last year.

Price: B

Setup & Comfort: B 1/2-

Overall: B 1/2-


G.U.Y. [Explicit]
G.U.Y. [Explicit]
Price: $1.29

0 of 2 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Guy Or Girl, April 10, 2014
This review is from: G.U.Y. [Explicit] (MP3 Music)
When it has came down to the hoopla around what Lady Gaga had came out with her Artpop album, it has been more trash and lukewarm than striking the heart of the music she has had within from her past works Born This Way, and her first album. Sadly, the quote of the name of the fame has drifted in the wind like her voice. Her music just hasn't worked for her like Applause and Do What U Want with R. Kelly. She just doesn't have that strike in the voice anymore in her songs. Her latest song G.U.Y., the third single from Artpop is trying to be more of a Madonna and Michael Jackson-esque sound, but sadly it doesn't have the interest at heart. Instead the song feels wasted and not worth the time. Maybe Lady Gaga should find herself a better G.U.Y. to be with her music than throw her voice away with.

Song: D


HORI Screen Protective Filter - Nintendo 2DS
HORI Screen Protective Filter - Nintendo 2DS
Price: $4.99
5 used & new from $2.00

4.0 out of 5 stars 2DS Protection, April 9, 2014
When it has came down to Nintendo and their longevity in video games, it has been timeless. For the 2DS, many gamers have been eager to enjoy with what Nintendo had been able to for over thirty years in fun and classic gameplay. But it also is protecting the systems as well, that can be both a real hit and miss for any gamer top to bottom. The Nintendo 2DS Screen Protective Filter works very well, and like a charm. It does give however a little bit of glare while playing your favorite 3DS games like Mario Kart 7, and Super Mario 3D Land, as well as classic DS titles like Big Brain Academy and Crosswords. It actually handles very well, and fits well on the Nintendo 2DS. It is a good buy and handles well at a very inexpensive price. If you want a little extra protection, I absolutely recommend this.

Price: B

Convience: B 1/2-

Overall: B 1/2-


Can't Stay Alone Tonight
Can't Stay Alone Tonight
Price: $1.29

5.0 out of 5 stars Never Stay Alone, April 8, 2014
When it has came down to Elton John and what he has had in music for the past 45 years, it still remains just as dynamic and brilliant ten times over than the joke artists that rule radio today like Rihanna and Katy Perry. While his music isn't being recognized now, as much as it did back then, it still sounds much, much better than what is out there right now. That was the stamp of approval when The Diving Board came out late last year, and the songs still stand better than the wasted songs of today. Can't Stay Alone Tonight, the second single from The Diving Board is definitely a simplistic and strong piano ballad that works very well with Elton's best-known songs like Your Song and Candle In The Wind. It is definitely up there, as a great follow-up to what Home Again brought from Elton when it came out last year. I absolutely recommend the song, as a addition to your music library.

Song: A-


Countdown
Countdown
Offered by SONY Music Entertainment Downloads LLC.
Price: $1.29

2.0 out of 5 stars Blown Out, April 7, 2014
This review is from: Countdown (MP3 Music)
When it has came down to Beyonce' Knowles, she has honestly been the most overexposed product in voice and song. Not only that, but with each and every record she has done the quality of her voice has withered slowly away. Her latest album doesn't really ignite, and the songs from her last album 4 were not very good at all. Countdown, which was one of her singles from that album absolutely lost its sheen in voice and song. She really didn't actually ignite a rhythm, in the way she did with her songs earlier in her career like Crazy In Love and Naughty Girl. I absolutely wasn't even impressed with the song at all. It felt more like a waste of time and quality with what she had before. Perhaps she needs to grow up and have a more mature sound to count up to, than just try and be too much of a product to count up with.

Song: D


Empire
Empire
Offered by SONY Music Entertainment Downloads LLC.
Price: $1.29

3.0 out of 5 stars Empire Falling, April 6, 2014
This review is from: Empire (MP3 Music)
When it has came down to Shakira musically, she is on slowing ground, while her success as a reality show judge on The Voice has been blossoming. Still, she has yet to find that drive in her own voice yet again. Her last song with Rihanna, Can't Remember To Forget You, didn't actually work as as well as her better collaborations with Beyonce' on Beautiful Liar and Wyclef Jean on the classic Hips Don't Lie. But her latest song doesn't actually fan the flames as her others songs did before. Empire from the self-titled Shakira album isn't actually one of her more romantic songs. Still, it is at least better than most of her other songs were before like Wherever, Whenever and She Wolf. Still, there could be better intimacy from Shakira, and then maybe her empire wouldn't fall down completely.

Song: C 1/2-


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