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Michael Kerner "Michael Kerner" RSS Feed (Brooklyn, New York U.S.A.)
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The Worst [Explicit]
The Worst [Explicit]
Price: $1.29

3.0 out of 5 stars Not The Worst, April 23, 2014
This review is from: The Worst [Explicit] (MP3 Music)
When it has came down to new artists, they have to have the right notes and the right rhythm to make a song deliver. But when it does come down to make up and breakup songs, they haven't actually been the best of friends from top to bottom. For newcomer Jhene Aiko, she has a lot to prove in her voice and the drive of a really good haunting song. Her debut single, The Worst is more haunting than delivering from her voice and the drive from the song. I really didn't find the song to be as haunting from the rhythm as maybe a song could be in the same way as was when others have tried to do that same kind of song. I really didn't find the song to be as striking as other songs have before. Jhene Aiko should look deeper in her voice, if she is going to have more like her influence, the late Aaliyah had in her songs before her.

Song: C-


Invicta Men's 14481 Pro Diver Automatic Black Dial Stainless Steel Watch
Invicta Men's 14481 Pro Diver Automatic Black Dial Stainless Steel Watch
Price: $79.99
12 used & new from $69.01

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Deep Automatic, April 22, 2014
When it has came down to Invicta watches, they definitely have been the leader in design and contemporary appeal for men and women in all shapes and sizes. They have shown that well in all their watches from quartz battery timepieces, to the simple automatic watches that work brilliantly, without the need of a battery. That is definitely the case with Invicta and their Pro Diver Austrailian Automatic watches. This watch looks great in the deep-style of the dark-tone face and stainless steel silver-tone bracelet. It is definitely one of those watches that holds up well with excellent water resistance, and a very elegant watch that is easy to setup and has a good unidirectional bezel. If you want something like Invicta's Grand Divers; but a little more style, than I definitely recommend this watch.

Price: B-

Setup & Comfort: B

Overall: B 1/2-


Gringo Bandito Hot Sauce Variety Pack, 5 Ounce (Pack of 4)
Gringo Bandito Hot Sauce Variety Pack, 5 Ounce (Pack of 4)
Price: $16.31

4.0 out of 5 stars Hot & Tasty, April 22, 2014
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I have tried so many hot sauces in my lifetime, from Buffalo wing hot sauce to Tabasco sauce, and many other kinds. But when I do want something extra tangy to eat, I would really go for a fiery hot sauce to fit my needs. But when I had heard about Gringo Bandito Hot Sauce, I was very skeptical to know if it could hold up with greats like traditional hot sauces to see if it could fit my needs. The Gringo Bandito Hot Sauce can hold up with great brands like A-1 Steak Sauce and Tabasco hot sauces everyday. It has a unique blend of hot peppers that would work nicely in the red sauce with a mixture of jalapeno peppers, and spicy green peppers for a milder, but yet spicy taste. It is a great buy not just in value, but for anyone whom wants a little zing into their chili, stews and eggs. This is a great buy.

Price: B

Taste: B-

Overall: B 1/2-


Are You Ready For Love ('79 version radio edit)
Are You Ready For Love ('79 version radio edit)
Price: $1.29

4.0 out of 5 stars Ready For Love, April 21, 2014
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There is no question that when it has came down to what Elton John has delivered musically, it has never gotten old like a fine wine that hasn't lost its taste after all this time. But nevertheless, his music has gone through changes like he has. Between the release of Peachtree Road & finishing touring for Songs For The West Coast, Elton has had his classics receive new lights in music. That is the case with his classics like Are You Ready For Love, the 2003 remix of the song. The song which was heavily overshadowed in the way it was when it was recorded with The Complete Thom Bell Sessions, where as Mama Can't Buy Me Love delivered back in 1979. The song is definitely a real feel good song that shows why young and old, like The Beatles, The Rolling Stones,and Elton John will never lose his luster with time. This is a good download for die hard fans of the Rocket Man.

Song: B-


Africa (Album Version)
Africa (Album Version)
Offered by SONY Music Entertainment Downloads LLC.
Price: $0.69

4.0 out of 5 stars Down In Africa, April 20, 2014
This review is from: Africa (Album Version) (MP3 Music)
When it has been declared of gifted artists from the 80's, many of them have been known for an image, like Madonna or Michael Jackson, but some of them have been known for their gifts more and more often. Toto was one of those groups that have been known for their classy and soulful musicianship. They had some great songs coming out of the 70's like 99 and Hold The Line, but coming into the music of the 80's, they have had their shares of great songs like Africa from their Toto IV record. The song is one of those guilty pleasures that still has not lost its luster even after all this time. It is still one of those songs that reminds you of what great music was like back in the 80's that meant something. If you haven't heard anything Toto recorded or performed, you'll absolutely love Africa.

Song: B+


The Man
The Man
Price: $1.29

4.0 out of 5 stars Aloe's Song, April 20, 2014
This review is from: The Man (MP3 Music)
When it has honestly came down to artists sampling other singers, there has to be a very classy and distinctive style to follow in suite. For anyone whom samples a Elton John song, they have to really deliver a classic sound to compliment what made Elton John a definitive legend from start to finish. For Aloe Blacc who had a hit with I Need A Dollar a few years ago, he still has yet to find a song to reach the universal appeal. But he decided to give it a shot with The Man, the lead single from his sophomore record Lift Your Spirit. His sample from the classic Elton John standard Your Song isn't a bad sample. It is definitely a much better than all the wasted samples and jokes that singers like Rihanna and Beyonce' have tried, but haven't ignited at all. I like the song because it is a good song to listen too. It is starting to show that when something good comes around, you might say Aloe could be the man.

Song: B-


Crazy In Love [Clean]
Crazy In Love [Clean]
Offered by SONY Music Entertainment Downloads LLC.
Price: $1.29

2.0 out of 5 stars Crazy & Drunk, April 19, 2014
This review is from: Crazy In Love [Clean] (MP3 Music)
When it has came down to Beyonce' Knowles, and today's divas, she has became the most overexposed product in music today. Sadly, the quality of her voice has died and so has she in songs. But nevertheless, when she was a part of Destiny's Child, she made the decision to make a solo effort and try and prove she is more in voice and heart. Her solo debut song Crazy In Love is the very least her benchmark into her solo work, and the beginning of her relationship with her husband Jay-Z. They have had other collaborations for her career like the wasted Deja Vu, and the recent Drunk In Love which sounded more like a waste of time in voice and heart, and Bonnie & Clyde '03. It isn't a good song, because it has been overplayed but the very least it is her best work with her husband. Still, there needs to be better in voice and being crazy in love.

Song: D+


Jouer Ooh La La Pink "IT" Bag
Jouer Ooh La La Pink "IT" Bag
Price: $65.00

4.0 out of 5 stars Cover Up, April 18, 2014
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When it has came down to ladies and what they love, you can always find it in a purse from jewelry, to chatting with their friends to makeup. Especially when it comes down to how they store their makeup and other essentials for their purse they use every time they go out and about looking chic. Jouer knows that feels and they also want to offer an extra need for when you keep all your needs into one extra compartment. Their Jouer Ooh la La Pink "IT" Bag is definitely a great addition for your pocketbook and purse, where you store your makeup, your smartphone or anything you need to add a little extra protection for your essential needs. I like this bag because it looks very classy and absolutely a great buy. I have seen a lot of pocketbooks in so many different ways, but this is definitely one addition I absolutely suggest for the lady in your life.

Price: B-

Convience: B 1/2-

Overall: B-


Set of 4 Jumbo 18ozm francois ex mini Wide-mouth Soup & Cereal Ceramic Coffee Mugs
Set of 4 Jumbo 18ozm francois ex mini Wide-mouth Soup & Cereal Ceramic Coffee Mugs
Offered by Luzy's Storage Place
Price: $17.49
2 used & new from $10.73

1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Coffee Or Soup, April 17, 2014
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When I have looked at the household products I have gotten over the past few years from Francois Et Mimi, I have been both pleasantly surprised and found them to definitely be worth the money each and every time. For them though to make good coffee mugs is definitely something to be worth the while. They have decided to make ore over-sized for those who want more for the money. This 4-pack of jumbo wide-moth soup and cereal mugs definitely are simple, beautiful and colorful. They definitely hold up very nicely with my china and flatware well. They are also very easy to clean and are very colorful to serve with your favorite cereals and bowls of soup. If you are looking for decorative and simple china for your home, I definitely suggest you give these coffee mugs a shot.

Price: B

Convience: B-

Overall: B 1/2-


Armitron Men's 20/4924BLSV Stainless Steel Bracelet Watch
Armitron Men's 20/4924BLSV Stainless Steel Bracelet Watch
Price: $59.99

1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Watching The Time, April 17, 2014
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There is no question that when it has came down to watches we all love, many of us would rather prefer a quartz watch, than a automatic, because it is easier to actually worry about after awhile. Armitron has match watches for years that have been both classy and sporty for all ages. This Men's watch is both classy and sporty with anything that you can wear. It is a contemporary quartz watch that is easy to setup, simple to wear, and can easily tell the day, date and military time on the watch. Yet, it only displays the even numbers on the timepiece than both even and odd numerals, which can throw a lot off. I also wish there could've been illuminated hands on the piece as well. Still, it does look much better than most of the watches they have made for years. I suggest you give this one a shot, if you want a piece that is classy like the ones Bulova and Invicta have made, without the hassle in price.

Price: B-

Setup & Comfort: B-

Overall: B-


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