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Canon EOS Rebel T5i 18.0 MP CMOS Digital Camera with EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 IS STM Zoom Lens + EF 75-300mm f/4-5.6 III Telephoto Zoom Lens + Telephoto & Wide Angle Lenses + 12pc Bundle 32GB Deluxe Accessory Kit
Canon EOS Rebel T5i 18.0 MP CMOS Digital Camera with EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 IS STM Zoom Lens + EF 75-300mm f/4-5.6 III Telephoto Zoom Lens + Telephoto & Wide Angle Lenses + 12pc Bundle 32GB Deluxe Accessory Kit
Offered by Focus Camera
Price: $1,069.95
5 used & new from $849.00

5.0 out of 5 stars A great DSLR camera and a pretty decent bundle., April 18, 2014
If you're somebody that wants to get into shooting more advanced photography then just point and shoot or cell phone photography then this is a good place to start. The main reasons are they allow you full manual controls and the interchangeable lenses. These allow you to change so much of how the cameras functions in different lighting situations. And over the last five years Canon digital SLR cameras have become very capable of 1080p high definition video cameras also. Over the course of this review I get a mention some basics about digital photography that can help you if you're a first-time camera buyer. Below I will give you a few tips that I've learned is I become a more dance photographer just in case you're new to using DSLR (digital single lens reflex) cameras.

This bundle is a good price and has some decent gear. The zoom lens retails for about $130 on Amazon.

I do want to point out that you can save a few dollars by getting the older models like the T3i but still get the full manual controls like this camera. Canon EOS Rebel T3i 18 MP CMOS Digital SLR Camera and DIGIC 4 Imaging with EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 IS Lens at the time of writing this it was about $260 cheaper( If you search around you can probably get it for half the price). In my opinion it's still a very capable camera when compared the T5i. And if you're on a budget is definitely a good alternative. And that way you can get an additional lens or two. And that's the thing you want to do with a camera like this is get a few different lenses.

1. The number one reason to get a camera like this is the full manual controls over such things as shutter speed and aperture. Most point-and-shoot digital cameras that you can buy today for under $200 don't allow you to adjust these things but really if you're serious about photography learning how shutter speed and aperture work together to create photographs is very important. And the fact that this camera allows you to control these features and so many more manually means you can make great photographs. In point number two I will explain how shutter speed and aperture work together but just know that they are very important and having control of them means you're in a make better photos. Notice I said make better photos instead of take better photos that is because by learning how shutter speed and aperture work together you will be able to create photos where regular point-and-shoot cameras would fail.

2. Interchangeable lenses are a MAJOR reason you will want this camera. If you search Canon lenses on Amazon you will see that they offer a wide variety of lenses for this camera. Take for example this 50mm lens that everybody calls the nifty 50: Canon EF 50mm f/1.8 II Camera Lens The best part about this amazing lens is that it's less than $100. And the cool thing is you can get a lot of different lenses relatively cheap for these Canon cameras.

The lens that comes with this camera is ok but it's lowest f-stop is 5 and that is bad in low light situations. I definitely recommend the 50mm linked above as it helps learning the manual controls of this camera.

HOW APERTURE AND SHUTTER SPEED WORK: (The following was taken from my 50mm lens review but it walks you through understanding shutter speed and aperture)
Here I'll explain how the f-stop or aperture priority works on digital SLR cameras. Basically the aperture is a circle inside the lens that as you go up in your f-stop from 1.8 to 2.2 to 3.0 and beyond it shrinks the size of this circle in the lens. The shrinking of the circle from a higher f-stop allows less light to pass through to the sensor. The lower the f-stop i.e. 1.8 allows you to shoot at faster shutter speeds in low light situations because the circle in the lens allows more light to pass through because of the lower aperture. Here's an example say are in a well lit room and you're shooting your child (yes that sounds very weird but it's a funny joke anyway). Generally indoors you need to shoot at 1/60 of a second with most lenses they'll instantly autofocus at their lowest f-stop which would be about 4.0. But with this lens since it can go down to 1.8 on the f-stop you could shoot the same picture at 1/125 shutter speed. Resulting in about the same light but avoiding any motion blur that plagues low light photography. Now needs to be noted that as you drop your f-stop you lose depth of field. I.e. how much of your photo will be in focus and how much will be blurred. It's the effect you see on portraits where the person is in focus but the background is blurry.

Now I know many people will probably shoot holes in the foregoing explanation of f-stop but I'm not a really advanced photographer but I get how shutter speed and aperture priority work with each other. Buying a lens like this can only help somebody understand how both are related and work together.

Here's what I recommend that you do:
1. Enable manual mode on your camera this mode allows you to set both the aperture for the lens a.k.a. the f-stop and the shutter speed a.k.a. how long the shutter is opened while taking a photograph.
2. Drop the aperture or f-stop to 1.8 on this lens
3. Set your shutter speed to 1/60 of a second
4. take a picture
5. Look at your photograph notice how much is dark and light about it how sharp it is etc.
6. Go up to the next shutter speed 1/90th of the second or 1/125 and take another photograph.
7. now compare both of the photographs you took
8. to change the shutter speed again going up another step taken other photograph now compare all three photographs

If you continue to do this adjust shutter speed while knowing what your aperture is you're going to notice how shutter speed affects the lighting of your photographs all you need to do then is start changing your aperture and repeat the process of stepping through your shutter speeds eventually you'll understand how the aperture works in correlation with shutter speed. I became a proficient photographer using manual controls in less than a month just by doing this simple practice. I would recommend starting outdoors on a well lit day because then you will see how you can adjust your aperture and your shutter speeds to really make good photographs.
***END***

On the top of this camera there's a dial on the dial there is the Tv mode for shutter priority aka you can adjust the shutter speed up and down while the camera adjusts the aperture. There is also Av mode where the camera allows you to adjust the aperture of the lens while it handles the shutter speed. And then finally on that dial there is the magic M and that is manual mode and that's where you get to set the shutter speed and aperture for yourself. If you follow the tips and step-by-step above even if you just use the lens included you will get better at photography.

3. HD video: One of my favorite things about this line of cameras is you can shoot video at 1080p which is very high-resolution and looks great on high definition televisions and even on YouTube. And with the fact you can use interchangeable lenses you can really start to do some amazing things with your video. Dropping your f-stop to 1.8 on the 50mm lens and being able to shoot 1080p video is really incredible.

Those are my three main reasons why these canon cameras are the BEST for new photographers and even videographers nowadays.

I also TOTALLY RECOMMEND getting the battery grip: Opteka Battery Pack Grip / Vertical Shutter Release for Canon Rebel T2i, T3i, T4I, T5i,Digital SLR Cameras with 2 Extra LP-E8 Extended Life High Capacity Batteries, Wireless Infrared Remote and Lens Cleaning Kit They add so much to this camera as far as feel. Plus the extra battery life is so useful. And it's less than $60 with two extra batteries.

Hope this helps thanks for reading this wall of text. If you have any questions feel free to post them here and I'll try to get back to you.


Kingston Digital 16GB Data Traveler 3.0 USB Flash Drive - Blue (DTIG4/16GB )
Kingston Digital 16GB Data Traveler 3.0 USB Flash Drive - Blue (DTIG4/16GB )
Offered by antonline
Price: $11.98
37 used & new from $6.50

4.0 out of 5 stars How to format for Mac & be sure to check the prices., April 17, 2014
These are very inexpensive thumb/flash drives be sure to check the varying sizes and prices. At the time of writing this you can get the 32 GB version for three dollars more than you would pay for the 16 GB version. Doubling your storage space for only four dollars more is a no-brainer. I recommend always get the largest drive you can afford.

These drives will work on both Mac and PC But if you're working completely in a Mac environment you might want to reformat it to Mac OS extended file format. It's more secure than the "fat 32" filesystem that most flash drives use.

If you want to reformat this drive for your Mac just follow the steps below.

1. Plug in the the drive
2. Open up disk utility found in your applications folder inside the utilities folder
3. Next select the newly plugged in a drive and on the right-hand side you should see partition click on that.
4. Then inside that screen on the partition layout drop-down choose how many partitions you'd like to set up. I generally go with one partition and just use folders to organize my files.
5. Then on the right-hand side you can name the partitions and select the format. If you are transferring video files I highly recommend you choose Mac OS Extended if your are exclusively a Mac user as it can handle files over 4GB. Sometimes it's good to make two partitions and one using "MS-DOS fat" or "ExFat" if you might be transferring files to and from a Windows machine. The reason is Windows machines and Macs can read and write to the "MS-DOS fat" format but your files will need to be under 4 GB each as that's the maximum file size it can handle.***
6. Then click apply and your Mac will create all the partitions you wanted and you're good to go.

*** The ExFat format is new to Mac OSX 10.9 Mavericks and doesn't have a 4gb file size limit the "MS-DOS fat" or Fat32 does but not all devices like cameras & digital devices can't read or write to it.

I hope this helps and be sure to always have backups of your important data.

If you have any questions feel free to comment on this review out of back to you soon as possible.


Seagate Laptop Thin 500GB 7200RPM SATA 6 GB/s 32 MB Cache 2.5 Inch Hard Disk Drive (ST500LM021)
Seagate Laptop Thin 500GB 7200RPM SATA 6 GB/s 32 MB Cache 2.5 Inch Hard Disk Drive (ST500LM021)
Offered by HPP Enterprises
Price: $58.66
21 used & new from $58.05

4.0 out of 5 stars A good choice if you want to improve your laptops speed BUT you may want a bigger hard drive., April 17, 2014
Be sure to check the different sizes on this hard drive because of the time of writing this the 500GB version was only three dollars more than the 320GB version. This hard drive will work in MacBooks, PC notebooks even PS3 and PS4 and it's a good choice if you're looking to speed up your device as it 7200 rpm's.

If you are wondering if your notebook is compatible with this hard drive just see if it has SATA in the specification information. If it says that then most likely can handle this drive no problem. Almost everything nowadays without internal hard drive is running on the 2.5 inch SATA specification. Another rule of thumb if your hard drive is over 100 GB at present most likely it's a SATA hard drive because of that size and above is when they started utilizing the interface.

Personally I love 7200 RPM hard drives, for years upon years I have always upgraded my hard drives in my laptops and play stations because I always want to have the fastest load speeds. Now you could invest in a solid-state hard drive and you'll see a better load time by the time of writing this review they are more than five times the price. And most of the time people do not want to drop that much coin if they're just upgrading an older laptop or PS3.

Now one thing you might want to do is invest in a larger hard drive at the time of writing this review 500 GB was the max you get on this hard drive at a price of around $65 but on Amazon you can get a 1 TB 7200 RPM hard drive for around $90. To me 500 GB can be a little small but I do a lot of video editing also. But for most people 500 GB will be fine but I always recommend getting the biggest hard drive you can afford.

One last thing be sure to buy an external serial ATA case like this one for your old hard drive: Sabrent Ultra Slim 2.5-Inch SATA to USB 2.0 External Aluminum Hard Drive Enclosure EC-UK25 (Black) And then when you replace your hard drive you can put your old hard drive in this thing and use it for backup and file sharing. Plus the only seven dollars that's pretty awesome.

If you have any questions feel free to comment on this review and out trying to back too soon as possible.


The Woman Warrior Computer Hd Mouse Pad / Mat
The Woman Warrior Computer Hd Mouse Pad / Mat
Offered by Lovedonna - Made in and Shipped from the USA
Price: $8.98

5.0 out of 5 stars I love this mouse pad very high quality!, April 17, 2014
Mouse pads nowadays are works of art and these are no exception. I kind of want to frame my mousepad put it on my wall as the artwork is so nice. I've had this mouse pad for about a week and I think it has a long life ahead of itself. It feels like the graphics are not going to come off very easily so it should stand the test of time.

Thanks for reading!


King Oscar Sardines in Extra Virgin Olive Oil with Hot Jalapeno Peppers, Double Layer, 3.75 Ounce (Pack of 12)
King Oscar Sardines in Extra Virgin Olive Oil with Hot Jalapeno Peppers, Double Layer, 3.75 Ounce (Pack of 12)
Price: $32.95
2 used & new from $32.95

5.0 out of 5 stars These are a little more expensive than regular sardines but they're very good., April 16, 2014
Vine Customer Review of Free Product (What's this?)
If you're somebody like sardines like me you're willing to eat the storebrand and they're pretty good. But the sardines are very high quality. This fish is very nice and thick and it breaks apart very easily. And it almost 3 dollars a can you're paying a premium price but I definitely think they are worth it over the store brand a.k.a. cheaper sardines.

It should also be noted that these aren't very hot in my opinion but they're still very good if you like spicy things.

Thanks for reading!


Big Boss 9358 Multi-Speed Stainless Steel Power Juicer, 800-watt
Big Boss 9358 Multi-Speed Stainless Steel Power Juicer, 800-watt
Offered by ShopAsSeenOnTV
Price: $129.99
2 used & new from $129.99

5.0 out of 5 stars A very high quality juicer and I juice all the time., April 16, 2014
Vine Customer Review of Free Product (What's this?)
If you're new to juicing or even a long time juicer like myself the Big Boss is a very high quality.. I judge a juicer by how effectively it can go through large carrots. Some of the juicers I've used they really start to slow down when you push a big carrot through. But this thing on high speed handles it perfectly. I wore out my Juiceman series juicer and a currently also use this
Breville: Breville BJE200XL Compact Juice Fountain 700-Watt Juice Extractor I think both juicers are great but the Big Boss is just a little bit better.

I don't really switch speeds ever when I juice to me I throw it on a high speed and just grind up everything. The thing I like better about this juicer is it has the bucket that catches the fiber from your fruits and vegetables. If you're somebody that might be juicing large quantities this is good because you don't need to take producer apart once it fills up.

If you want to get into juicing I would recommend using carrot, apple, celery is my go to juice and I try to drink it 4 to 5 times a week. And a juicer like this making a nice big serving only requires 5 carrots 2 celery and 2 apples. And you have a very nutritious and very delicious juice. I also recommend if you're new to juicing staying away from fruits because they're so high in sugar. My rule of thumb is if I enjoy eating it then eat it if I don't then juice it. For example I'm not somebody who wants to sit down and eat 5 to 6 carrots and I really hate celery (to me it tastes like eating water and string). So those are things I choose to juice and use the apple just to give it some sweetness.

The thing with juicing is you want to be consistent. This is an appliance you don't want to buy and have sit on your counter or in your cupboard. Use it regularly and you will feel better.

Thanks for reading if you have a questions feel free to comment on this review.

One last thing if you don't compost you really should with the fiber refuse from your fruits and vegetables. It makes some of the best the soil I've ever seen and it gets there superfast.


Canon Rebel T5i Digital SLR Camera and 18-55mm EF-S IS STM Lens Kit
Canon Rebel T5i Digital SLR Camera and 18-55mm EF-S IS STM Lens Kit
Price: Click here to see our price
56 used & new from $619.59

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A good camera for those new to photography but there are alternatives., April 16, 2014
If you're somebody that wants to get into shooting more advanced photography then just point and shoot or cell phone photography then this is a good place to start. The main reasons are they allow you full manual controls and the interchangeable lenses. These allow you to change so much of how the cameras functions in different lighting situations. And over the last five years Canon digital SLR cameras have become very capable of 1080p high definition video cameras also. Over the course of this review I get a mention some basics about digital photography that can help you if you're a first-time camera buyer. Below I will give you a few tips that I've learned is I become a more dance photographer just in case you're new to using DSLR (digital single lens reflex) cameras.

I do want to point out that you can save a few dollars by getting the older models like the T3i but still get the full manual controls like this camera. Canon EOS Rebel T3i 18 MP CMOS Digital SLR Camera and DIGIC 4 Imaging with EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 IS Lens at the time of writing this it was about $150 cheaper( If you search around you can probably get it for half the price). In my opinion it's still a very capable camera when compared the T5i. And if you're on a budget is definitely a good alternative. And that way you can get an additional lens or two. And that's the thing you want to do with a camera like this is get a few different lenses.

1. The number one reason to get a camera like this is the full manual controls over such things as shutter speed and aperture. Most point-and-shoot digital cameras that you can buy today for under $200 don't allow you to adjust these things but really if you're serious about photography learning how shutter speed and aperture work together to create photographs is very important. And the fact that this camera allows you to control these features and so many more manually means you can make great photographs. In point number two I will explain how shutter speed and aperture work together but just know that they are very important and having control of them means you're in a make better photos. Notice I said make better photos instead of take better photos that is because by learning how shutter speed and aperture work together you will be able to create photos where regular point-and-shoot cameras would fail.

2. Interchangeable lenses are a MAJOR reason you will want this camera. If you search Canon lenses on Amazon you will see that they offer a wide variety of lenses for this camera. Take for example this 50mm lens that everybody calls the nifty 50: Canon EF 50mm f/1.8 II Camera Lens The best part about this amazing lens is that it's less than $100. And the cool thing is you can get a lot of different lenses relatively cheap for these Canon cameras.

The lens that comes with this camera is ok but it's lowest f-stop is 5 and that is bad in low light situations. I definitely recommend the 50mm linked above as it helps learning the manual controls of this camera.

HOW APERTURE AND SHUTTER SPEED WORK: (The following was taken from my 50mm lens review but it walks you through understanding shutter speed and aperture)
Here I'll explain how the f-stop or aperture priority works on digital SLR cameras. Basically the aperture is a circle inside the lens that as you go up in your f-stop from 1.8 to 2.2 to 3.0 and beyond it shrinks the size of this circle in the lens. The shrinking of the circle from a higher f-stop allows less light to pass through to the sensor. The lower the f-stop i.e. 1.8 allows you to shoot at faster shutter speeds in low light situations because the circle in the lens allows more light to pass through because of the lower aperture. Here's an example say are in a well lit room and you're shooting your child (yes that sounds very weird but it's a funny joke anyway). Generally indoors you need to shoot at 1/60 of a second with most lenses they'll instantly autofocus at their lowest f-stop which would be about 4.0. But with this lens since it can go down to 1.8 on the f-stop you could shoot the same picture at 1/125 shutter speed. Resulting in about the same light but avoiding any motion blur that plagues low light photography. Now needs to be noted that as you drop your f-stop you lose depth of field. I.e. how much of your photo will be in focus and how much will be blurred. It's the effect you see on portraits where the person is in focus but the background is blurry.

Now I know many people will probably shoot holes in the foregoing explanation of f-stop but I'm not a really advanced photographer but I get how shutter speed and aperture priority work with each other. Buying a lens like this can only help somebody understand how both are related and work together.

Here's what I recommend that you do:
1. Enable manual mode on your camera this mode allows you to set both the aperture for the lens a.k.a. the f-stop and the shutter speed a.k.a. how long the shutter is opened while taking a photograph.
2. Drop the aperture or f-stop to 1.8 on this lens
3. Set your shutter speed to 1/60 of a second
4. take a picture
5. Look at your photograph notice how much is dark and light about it how sharp it is etc.
6. Go up to the next shutter speed 1/90th of the second or 1/125 and take another photograph.
7. now compare both of the photographs you took
8. to change the shutter speed again going up another step taken other photograph now compare all three photographs

If you continue to do this adjust shutter speed while knowing what your aperture is you're going to notice how shutter speed affects the lighting of your photographs all you need to do then is start changing your aperture and repeat the process of stepping through your shutter speeds eventually you'll understand how the aperture works in correlation with shutter speed. I became a proficient photographer using manual controls in less than a month just by doing this simple practice. I would recommend starting outdoors on a well lit day because then you will see how you can adjust your aperture and your shutter speeds to really make good photographs.
***END***

On the top of this camera there's a dial on the dial there is the Tv mode for shutter priority aka you can adjust the shutter speed up and down while the camera adjusts the aperture. There is also Av mode where the camera allows you to adjust the aperture of the lens while it handles the shutter speed. And then finally on that dial there is the magic M and that is manual mode and that's where you get to set the shutter speed and aperture for yourself. If you follow the tips and step-by-step above even if you just use the lens included you will get better at photography.

3. HD video: One of my favorite things about this line of cameras is you can shoot video at 1080p which is very high-resolution and looks great on high definition televisions and even on YouTube. And with the fact you can use interchangeable lenses you can really start to do some amazing things with your video. Dropping your f-stop to 1.8 on the 50mm lens and being able to shoot 1080p video is really incredible.

Those are my three main reasons why these canon cameras are the BEST for new photographers and even videographers nowadays.

I also TOTALLY RECOMMEND getting the battery grip: Opteka Battery Pack Grip / Vertical Shutter Release for Canon Rebel T2i, T3i, T4I, T5i,Digital SLR Cameras with 2 Extra LP-E8 Extended Life High Capacity Batteries, Wireless Infrared Remote and Lens Cleaning Kit They add so much to this camera as far as feel. Plus the extra battery life is so useful. And it's less than $60 with two extra batteries.

Hope this helps thanks for reading this wall of text. If you have any questions feel free to post them here and I'll try to get back to you.


Hot Sexy Lingerie Lace Open Crotch G-String Women Erotic Thong Knicker Panties Pink
Hot Sexy Lingerie Lace Open Crotch G-String Women Erotic Thong Knicker Panties Pink
Offered by Eforstore
Price: $4.29
8 used & new from $2.69

4.0 out of 5 stars These are very sexy and at four dollars there is steal., April 16, 2014
Verified Purchase(What's this?)
Like I say in most of my sexy underwear reviews - guys buy these for your ladies, it makes them feel sexy and it lets them know you think they are sexy it's a win-win. And at four dollars there really a no-brainer just throw them in your cart and whatever you order anything on Amazon buy her a pair. Trust me your lady will love you for it.

These are NOT very high quality but at only four dollars and free shipping who cares. The string that holds the panties together in the front will break pretty quickly if you get one or two uses out of them I think you've made out in the long run. My girlfriend has a super sexy vagina and they look amazing in these panties.

It should also be noted that these will take more than a week and a half to arrive so plan ahead.

Thanks for reading.


Bill Burr: Let It Go
Bill Burr: Let It Go
DVD ~ Bill Burr
Offered by rightpricedvd
Price: $8.46
42 used & new from $5.39

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Bill Burr is one of the best in comedy at the moment., April 16, 2014
This review is from: Bill Burr: Let It Go (DVD)
Note: If you have Amazon prime you can stream this for free just an FYI

To me alongside Louis CK, Bill Burr is one of the most on point comedians working today. I've seen all of the special that he's done in my opinion this isn't his best but it still super funny and very enjoyable. I loved it in this one how he introduces us to him getting a dog because he really expands on his dog relationship in his next few specials.

The thing I love best about Bill Burr is that he says things that people may get offended about but only if they are complete idiots. And that's why love comedy so much.

Thanks for reading!


Realistic Teardrop Ass, Bang Doggy Style Pussy & Ass (about 10 pounds)
Realistic Teardrop Ass, Bang Doggy Style Pussy & Ass (about 10 pounds)
Offered by Love boutique
Price: $119.00
2 used & new from $119.00

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars My favorite part of a woman!, April 15, 2014
This may seem expensive at over $120 but when you think about it taking a girl out on a date will easily cost you that much. And in the end you might not get any anyway. I just leave it next to my armchair and put beers on it!


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