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School Spirit
School Spirit
DVD ~ Tom Nolan
Offered by DeepDiscountsDeals
Price: $11.95
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11 of 22 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Strange... but kinda funny!, December 6, 2004
This review is from: School Spirit (DVD)
This is one those 80's films that video stores would put next to popular titles like "Meatballs", "Porky's", and "Screwballs" hoping that they would attract the same customers and i guess they did, because i fell for it.
Now i really don't remember the film that well, but i bought it recently (still waiting for it!) so i guess i'll just tell you what i do remember. It's takes place in a high school (duh!) and there's this student who dies (don't remember how but it's a stupid death) then comes back and realizes that nobody sees him. Awesome! Look for him in the shower of the girls locker room (like the Dvd cover), lifting up their skirts in the hallways, and getting back at other students who tormented him when he was alive.
Now i know there was a point to this film, but back in the 80's as a young kid..i really didn't care, i guess i just wanted to laugh and see a little T & A (didn't we all?) and i guess it had both so i enjoyed it.
Now being a bit older, i'm curious to see how this movie aged so i guess we'll have to wait till i get the movie in the mail.
Wait....I JUST GOT IT!!

National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze (Unrated Edition)
National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze (Unrated Edition)
DVD ~ Tatyana Ali
Offered by Media Favorites
Price: $8.39
80 used & new from $0.01

4 of 7 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars The NL glory days are over!!, November 23, 2004
Remember the good old days of "ANIMAL HOUSE", "VACATION" and maybe even "LOADED WEAPON"...well their OVER!!!!!
This movie is a JOKE, i laughed so much on how this movie was NOT FUNNY, and this time...i won't blame it on the actors, the acting was actually quite good, but the script they had to work with unfortunetly wasn't.
Short summary of the film, everyone misunderstands each other in this dorm and things go crazy after that, there's a foreign exchange student, a gay guy, a nerd, a hooker, a hitman, a pretty girl, a basketball player with a jealous girlfriend, two tramps who like to gossip about everything, a punk guy who's supposed to be french but he's not, a nice guy who has a crazy roomate who torments him all the time, and..well does it really matter?
Confused? Watch the film, you'll understand what i mean...or better yet, DON'T!! (...)

Garfield (the Movie)
Garfield (the Movie)
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0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Sorry Kids..but this movie is BAD!!!, November 23, 2004
This review is from: Garfield (the Movie) (DVD)
Before i comment on this film, i have to tell you that i did go with my little 10 year old nephew because it was more for him than me, he was the one bothering me to watch this film.
So let's start with my take on this film, well the computer generated GARFIELD was pretty impressive but THAT'S IT...the actors in this film seemed disinterested and bored, the story even though it was targeted for kids was very boring and stupid and not funny, and our favorite cat was just not the same way we knew him from the old school days with the comic stripes in the local papers and those over-sized comic books but that's not his or Bill Murray's fault i i'll just blame it on the writers and producers of this film for coming up with a quick script and them thinking that they had a sure-fire hit on their hands.
Well Guess what..THE MOVIE FLOPPED!!
As for my nephew's take on this movie, well he laughed for the first 5 minutes, then seem bored for the next 45 mintues..and finally fell asleep for the rest!
So in conclusion, i hated it and he slept through it, so if you wanna take a chance on GARFIELD, maybe just rent it instead of buying it!

DVD ~ Sarah Joslyn Crowder
6 used & new from $5.70

1 of 4 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Did we watch the SAME movie?, November 12, 2004
This review is from: Slashers (DVD)
This movie is AWFUL, the acting is HORRIBLE, the sets are really AMATEURISH, the gore and blood level is high but so FAKE LOOKING that i really didn't care...and did i mention the acting? Oh, i did..well it's 80% of why i almost couldn't finish off watching this movie.
Ok, enough with the insults..there are some good things about this film that i ACTUALLY liked!!
-THE STORY...original but couldv'e been better with a bigger budget, different producers, and sorry Canada..but maybe a US film studio filming it.
-THE GIRLS...while most were good-looking, they were also very annoying especially the japanese host and the female contestants.
-THE FRIEND - Yes, i knew someone in this film (Jerry, he played the character "RICK") that was kinda strange seeing that i bought the film without knowing he was in it. Hmmm... maybe he didn't anyone to know!
So that's it, you've been warned!!!
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Night of the Demons III
Night of the Demons III
DVD ~ Larry Day
2 used & new from $4.98

2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars What the HELL is going on here?, November 2, 2004
This review is from: Night of the Demons III (DVD)
Being a huge fan of the first two n.o.t.d, i must say that this one just made me sick to my stomach...and not in a scared way but in a "how more stupid can this movie be!" way!
Many things that you'll expect to see in this movie, a canadian production with montreal actors that never practiced the actual art of acting, terrible special effects,the longest opening credit sequence before the movie starts, bad choice of location..especially the "new" hull house in the film, totally different from the original, and of course the ending, whoooowww so scarrrryyy, WILL THERE BE NIGHT OF THE DEMONS 4?
I think that after watching this movie for yourself, you'll understand why they didn't make another part 4.
Thanks to the producers of this film for screwing it all up for us fans!

Showgirls (V.I.P. Edition)
Showgirls (V.I.P. Edition)
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5 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Who cares about the movie...Play the games!!, August 4, 2004
This review is from: Showgirls (V.I.P. Edition) (DVD)
Yes, we all know this movie sucks but frankly i'm surprized that nobody's talking about all the games that this v.i.p edition has to offer...
First you got this "pin the strings on the stripper's nipples" game that includes the poster, a blindfold, and two stringy things. There's also a drinking game attached to it, but don't you need shot glasses for that? Yes, and two of them are included as well!!
Second, you got poker cards with the "Showgirls" logo on them!
Thrid thing includes a bunch of collectable cards from the movie that all have different games to play in back of it, most of them dealing with drinking or sex!
And the last thing included in this awesome set is unfortunately the actual movie but don't worry, you won't be missing much if you just dispose of it.
So there you have it, 5 stars for the boxed set and it's price (worth every penny) but a big 0 for the film!!

The Midnight Hour
The Midnight Hour
DVD ~ Shari Belafonte
3 used & new from $212.00

3 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing "G" rated horror that's a first!, July 22, 2004
This review is from: The Midnight Hour (DVD)
Anchor Bay Entertainment, THANK-YOU for putting this out on DVD!
I thought that this movie was lost and gone into the TV archives like all those other "feature films" that we used to see on all those networks in the 80's.
Since i lost my vhs copy of this film when i moved, i have searched high and low for this movie, so you have to understand that when i got my copy delievered to my house, i was at that moment the happiest guy ever..Yes, i know it's just a movie but it also brought back alot of memories!
I first saw this movie on ABC as one their special halloween presentations and i fell in love with it, of course it wasn't scary (ok, some small parts) but that didn't matter because the story was so good, the acting was great, the music in the movie was perfect, and all the characters in the film were so into their parts that it really made this movie seem so real and feel so magical!
The only things that i didn't like about the movie (but it wasn't that big of a deal!) was the DVD cover art which could of been better and that there are no special features except for the usual chapter selections.
One more thing, for all people expecting a bloody horror film, forget it..because you'll be very dissapointed and probably hate the film but if you want to watch an old-fashioned style scary movie with some great music and great fun..YOU GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT!!

Zombie Lake
Zombie Lake
DVD ~ Burt Altman
Offered by Achilles' Reel
Price: $29.99
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4 of 7 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars People actually liked this movie?, July 21, 2004
This review is from: Zombie Lake (DVD)
Let's go back to 1986, when i was like 10 years old and me and my friends used to have a ritual that every saturday morning, instead of watching stupid cartoons, we would get on our BMX's and go to the local video store and rent like 4 to 5 videos(mostly R rated horror films..hey what can i say?, We were cool with the girl employee!) and watch them all day until we all had to go back home for dinner.
On this particular saturday afternoon, we rented some movies including this one "Zombie Lake" and man, did it scare me! I truly had nightmares for the longest time about this film, maybe it was the way they walked (the zombies of course!), their expressions on their faces, their strength, and them coming out of a lake..Oh my god, We had a lake close to wear i used to live!
Now fast forward to 2004..i'm 28 years old now and don't really get scared watching horror movies anymore but still love them and watch as many as i can, the good and the bad.
Well this is REALLY BAD!
The story is poorly written and full of mistakes , the make up on the zombies are laughable (halloween make-up at Wal-mart is state of the art compared to this), the dubbing is horrible and i just love when the actor is finished talking but the voice is still going on (funny!), the editing was horrible, and just when you thought zombies didn't have feelings..well watch the film, they do and they even cry!
I guess it's funny that what scares us as kids makes us laugh when we're adults...that's life i guess!
In conclusion, Please AVOID this film, i watched it really for memories of when i was a kid, but now i'm having nightmares that i actually spent $20 on this waste of time.

Black Demons
Black Demons
DVD ~ Keith Van Hoven
Offered by MediaCloseout
Price: $11.71
20 used & new from $3.30

0 of 7 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Still..can't get into Italian horror movies!, July 20, 2004
This review is from: Black Demons (DVD)
With the exception of "Demons" and maybe "Demons 2", all these Italian horror films just do not impress me.
The acting is always poor, the zombies or monsters always look fake, the stories are very hard to follow, or too boring to even care..and the dubbing is terrible.
Black Demons has everything that i mentioned above and suspense, no horror or scary moments in the film, no good looking women (that's a surprize being an italian film)and the soundtrack in the movie is horrible.
Zombie fans...Even if you saw every zombie movie there is, good or bad, this STILL should NOT be on your list of movies-to-watch!

Infested: Invasion of the Killer Bugs
Infested: Invasion of the Killer Bugs
DVD ~ Zach Galligan
Offered by JGmediasupply
Price: $9.99
30 used & new from $0.74

6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Does RAID work on killing DVD's too?, July 20, 2004
Ha! Ha! Ha! (i'm really laughing, it's not sarcasm!)
Maybe it's because i didn't pay to watch this movie (if that's what you wanna call it..a movie!) and my friend did! Ha! ha! HA!
Okay, i'll try to be serious and tell you what to expect from this piece of garbage film...terrible acting, terrible story, the worst special effects i've seen since the 1980's , and what else...hmm..let me think...oh yes, 1 hour and a half of looking at your tv screen wondering "What the hell is going on?"
That's all for me, if this review doesn't convince you to not watch this movie, then nothing will..ENJOY this stupid bug film and when it's done, watch it again and again and again and again and....

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