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Rustlers' Rhapsody
Rustlers' Rhapsody
DVD ~ Thomas Abbott
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2.0 out of 5 stars This was written by Hugh Wilson?, June 30, 2014
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This review is from: Rustlers' Rhapsody (DVD)
Readers should know that the version I'm reviewing runs 88 minutes, the same time given on IMDb. But it does seem to be "missing something", and I'm inclined to believe those reviewers who think scenes have been removed (for TV, perhaps?). It really doesn't matter, because "RR" quickly sinks beneath the waves five minutes after it starts.

Hugh Wilson is best known as the producer of "WKRP in Cincinnati", a classic sitcom. (When I watched re-runs a year ago, I was pleasantly surprised that it was even better than I remembered.) He's been associated with other excellent shows, and created the outstanding "Frank's Place". But his movie record is decidedly checkered. Most of his films have been critically panned comedies.

"RR" tries to spoof classic B Westerns by transplanting one of their greatest stars -- Rex O'Herlihan -- into a modern color+widescreen Western. Wilson doesn't seem to know that a good story requires some sort of conflict to drive it. In this case, the most-obvious conflict would be to treat the story as a //double// fish-out-of-water tale -- Rex doesn't understand the modern-sensibilities Western he finds himself in, while that story's characters can't comprehend a singing "good-guy" cowboy dressed in ridiculous clothing.

In the right hands, this could be very funny, with Western-movie clichés (both old and recent) naturally colliding to great comic effect. Instead, Wilson trots out each cliché, throws it in the audience's face, then //explains// it. It never works. The low point is G W Bailey (an unappealing actor taking Jack Elam's role in "Support Your Local Sheriff!") screwing up a classic gag line, then //explaining// it to the audience. You've got to be kidding, Mr Wilson. (Would that he were.)

The story builds to what is a terrific comic idea -- that to be a true "good guy", you have to be not merely a heterosexual, but a //confident// heterosexual. It never occurs to Wilson that Rex -- coming from an era of asexual cowpokes -- might not know what "heterosexual" means. (Throughout the film, he says he knows everything that's going to happen (in a general sort of way). How do you get humor out of that?) Nor do we see him finally gaining his "confidence" with the virgin hooker. (This appears to be the missing scene.)

The climax -- in which all the bad guys kill each other -- is probably intended as a spoof of "The Wild Bunch". But it fails to provoke even the faintest snicker.

Wilson's dialog is lame, labored, and logorrheic. Despite "RR"'s relatively short running time, I found myself nodding off at several points. It's not merely tedious, but actively boring.

The PG rating is absurd. The talk about sex and sexuality easily pushes "RR" into PG-13 territory.

A terrible "comedy", with perhaps two (count 'em -- two) solid jokes. Not recommended -- unless you want an object lesson in how not to make a good movie.

Mrs. Doubtfire [Blu-ray]
Mrs. Doubtfire [Blu-ray]
DVD ~ Robin Williams
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4.0 out of 5 stars "Tootsie" lite, June 11, 2014
This review is from: Mrs. Doubtfire [Blu-ray] (Blu-ray)
"Mrs Doubtfire" is a watered-down version of "Tootsie" -- an actor has professional problems (he's "too serious" about his work, alienating people), and disguises himself as a woman to obtain employment. In the process of pretending to be someone he isn't, the actor develops a better understanding of himself and his relationship with other people.

"Tootsie" is rightly considered a classic (it was one of the films analyzed in my screenwriting class), primarily because it's built around the millennia-old issue of how men and women relate to each other, and we accept the preposterous situation, because it is not, per se, the story's focus, "Mrs Doubtfire" is about the less-universal concern of the place of the wife and husband in a marriage, and how it affects their children. The initial situation is realistic, but the events growing out of are contrived.

"Mrs Doubtfire" can't decide whether it's a drama about divorce, or a cross-dressing farce. It succeeds almost perfectly at the latter (despite too many scenes of Williams switching his costume), but largely fails at the former. Both Daniel and Miranda need to make attitude adjustments -- he recognizing that he can be an adult with his children (and they'll still love him), she acknowledging that she has largely abandoned her children for her career, and has no right to complain that he's giving the kids the attention they crave. Daniel's change is well-dramatized (eg, when Mrs D tosses the TV remote in the fishtank and insists the kids do their homework), but Miranda's is not. Sally Field's character wavers between firmness and sentimentality, without any plausible conflict. (I ascribe this to Chris Columbus's weak directing. A better director (and possibly a better script) would have found a better balance between the drama and the comedy.)

Robin Williams' makeup is nothing short of startling, rightly winning the Makeup Oscar. Nevertheless, we're expected to believe that, like Clark Kent, his disguise is invisible. Williams' voice is instantly recognizable (even when doing impressions), and Mrs Doubtfire is so obviously Williams-in-drag that one wonders how his wife and children could be fooled for more than a few seconds.

There are two major technical errors. The dialog for an animated film is recorded //before// the drawings are made. Cosmetic appliances (especially ones as complex as Daniel's) usually take hours to apply, and are normally thrown away after a single use.

The PG-13 rating is for vulgar and sexually suggestive language that's appropriate for the story. This is not really a film for pre-teens.

The Blu-ray image is grainless and creamy-smooth. If there's a loss of sharpness and detail, it isn't obvious or bothersome. There's a lot of supplemental material, including multiple takes of Williams ad-libbing.

I have no problem recommending "Mrs Doubtfire" for a single viewing. But (for me) it's not one of those "annual viewing required" films.

Four Weddings & A Funeral [Blu-ray]
Four Weddings & A Funeral [Blu-ray]
DVD ~ Grant
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4.0 out of 5 stars only the Gareth/Matthew relationship rings true, May 30, 2014
This film seems to have been 15 years ahead of time. Given the current belief that same-sex marriage is actually //promoting// other-sex marriage, it deserves a re-evaluation.

Love at first sight (for reasons //other// than sexual) does occur (it's happened to me), when you know in a moment //that person// is the one you've been looking for. This is virtually impossible to dramatize, because the audience needs to know //why// the attraction occurs -- and that requires understanding the people before they meet.

This is where the film falls down, particularly with regard to Charles (Hugh Grant). He's winsome/winning (in a clumsy sort of way), and it's obvious the women who like him aren't attracted //solely// for sexual reasons. But what are those reasons? Are they fond of puppies?

The attraction among the heterosexual characters seems almost taken for granted, as if "that's the way things are". They might be, but we still wonder why. It's particularly annoying that we don't really know why Carrie passed over Charles for Hamish, or why they broke up. It seems to be a convenient plot twist to throw Charles for a loop. (I often watch "Frasier". The series had 11 years to develop its characters, and by the end we have a pretty good idea who they are how they will react in a given situation. This is difficult to do in a two-hour film.)

Only Gareth and Matthew's relationship is convincing. Gareth (played by the gay-in-real-life Simon Callow) is a sweet/loud/vulgar person who could easily attract friends of either sex. We have no trouble understanding what Matthew sees in him -- in part because male/male friendships are more-comprehensible than male/female. When Matthew delivers the funeral eulogy, we are genuinely touched, in a way that doesn't occur when the hetero couples get married.

Ultimately, the film has little new to say about relationships and marriage. Perhaps it isn't supposed to, but that doesn't make it any less disappointing.

Jeeves & Wooster: The Complete Series
Jeeves & Wooster: The Complete Series
DVD ~ Hugh Laurie
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3.0 out of 5 stars tedious silliness, May 10, 2014
P G Wodehouse is considered one of the great comic writers of the 20th century. Watching these adaptations of his Jeeves novels makes you wonder on what his popularity is based. They just aren't that funny.

I browsed several stories. The scripts are well-adapted by Clive Exton, and often borrow large chunks of dialog. The direction and production values are first-rate, close to theatrical quality. But what's amusing on paper seems rather tedious on the screen. The problem might be that Wooster narrates the stories, giving them some immediacy and vitality, whereas the video Wooster is a largely reactive character who rarely initiates any action. Stephen Fry -- another fine comic actor -- is similarly saddled with a character whose raison d'etre is to react, rather than act. It doesn't help that neither the stories nor the TV show takes a hard jab at the empty lives of the wealthy idiots it chronicles. The satire seems to be implied, rather than explicit.

The one thing worth seeing is Hugh Laurie's performance. Wooster's face is in constant motion, and Laurie shifts from expression to expression as rapidly as an electron jumps between quantum levels.

The complaint that the video transfer isn't so good seems plausible. The first two disks look as if everything was shot through a light fog filter. I assumed this was intended to suggest a bygone era, but it later disappeared.

It appears I've been spoiled by "Frasier" and "The Black Adder". "Jeeves and Wooster" just isn't my cuppa tea.

To Catch a Thief [Blu-ray]
To Catch a Thief [Blu-ray]
DVD ~ Georgette Anys
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5.0 out of 5 stars "Do you want a leg or a thigh?", May 4, 2014
Little need be said about the film itself, arguably Hitch's sexiest confection. Though I've seen it a half-dozen times, this was the first time I paid attention to Grace Kelly's black-and-white beach costume. Though exposing little more than her shoulders, it is //obscene//. (Why didn't the producer notice? Well, Hitchcock was the producer.)

Until now, the only versions of "To Catch a Thief" I've viewed have been from 35mm reduction prints. This one is from the VistaVision negative, and there's no comparison. It's a different film. This is particularly noticeable in the ball sequence, where VistaVision's brilliant detail displays the jewelry and costumes in their opulent glory.

The Lyn Murray score is //the best// of any of Hitch's non-Herrmann scores. Murray admired Herrmann ("he does more with fewer notes than anyone else"), and the influence is sometimes heard as a modest imitation of Herrmann, but more often in knowing exactly the sort of music required and where to put it.

"To Catch a Thief" has risen in esteem over the years, and this Blu-ray edition shows why it's the best of his comic films.

Five Star Zipper Binder Plus Multi Access File, 2-Inch Capacity, 13.75 x 12.12 x 3.5 Inches, Black (72186)
Five Star Zipper Binder Plus Multi Access File, 2-Inch Capacity, 13.75 x 12.12 x 3.5 Inches, Black (72186)

5.0 out of 5 stars a mini-office, April 28, 2014
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This is a "portmanteau" product -- a binder (with a 2" ring that holds 500+ 15# sheets), a six-section file, and a storage area for pens and miscellaneous junk. If you're the sort (as I am) who refuses to leave anything at home, this would be a good bet.

In case you're wondering... there doesn't seem to be room for even a small computer. It's likely to be marred by the rings.

Construction seems sturdy, and there's a one-year guarantee.


Kernel Season's Nacho Cheddar Seasoning, 2.85 Ounce Shakers (Pack of 3)
Kernel Season's Nacho Cheddar Seasoning, 2.85 Ounce Shakers (Pack of 3)
Price: $9.88

3.0 out of 5 stars poor salt/cheese balance, April 24, 2014
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Readers should know that I've never been a "salt" person. The only foods I like salt on are pretzels, chips, fries, and corn-on-the-cob.

This isn't a bad product, just a disappointing one. It's so salty that the cheese flavor is almost overpowered. I tried it on dry-popped popcorn, and it worked fine -- you expect popcorn to be salty. But on sandwiches, French fries, etc, the saltiness is a much of a muchness.

The shaker's holes are too large. Sprinkle with caution. The label's claim that an average serving is 1/4 teaspoon seems optimistic. It's hard to imagine a user dispensing less than 1/2 to a full teaspoon. It isn't decoration -- it's supposed to add flavor to what you're eating.

The cheddar taste is okay -- not too "processed" -- but you can't expect it to match the taste of even a Kraft Single. And it's pricey -- almost $18.50 a pound.

If you like salty seasonings, you'll probably like Kernel Season's Nacho Cheddar Seasoning. If not, try to get a taste before buying.

Candide (1974 Broadway Revival Cast)
Candide (1974 Broadway Revival Cast)
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2.0 out of 5 stars pointlessly vulgar, April 11, 2014
Yes, Voltaire's work is itself vulgar. At the tender age of 17, I'd never read a book in which the hero had the contents of a chamber pot dumped on his head!

This recording has the advantage of including the full dialog -- which is also a disadvantage, as it goes well-beyond Voltaire in vulgarity, especially in its sexual "humor". Homosexual jokes are rife, as well as terribly clever lines such as "Did you bring the lubricant?".

It doesn't help that Lewis J Stadlen's performances (as Voltaire and Dr Pangloss) are charmless and annoying. Maureen Brennan is equally bad -- she simply cannot sing. In "Glitter and Be Gay", she /screams/ one of the high notes (that she apparently could't reach "normally") in a way that suggests a pin has been jammed into her nether regions. Six decades on, Barbara Cook's interpretation remains definitive. (Ms Cook remains, too.)

The original LP was released in stereo and SQ-encoded quad. The latter makes good use of surround, duplicating the front-and-sides layout of the original production. Sony's near-abandonment of SACD -- its own format! -- means that this is a stereo-only release.

The "go-to" recording remains the original Broadway recording. It's bright and lively, and /very/ well-sung. The 1989 DG recording (with Bernstein conducting) is, like Ennis del Mar, not much fun -- pretentiously slow-paced and overly serious. I haven't heard the others.

The Fisher King [Blu-ray]
The Fisher King [Blu-ray]
DVD ~ Jeff Bridges
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3.0 out of 5 stars overly sentimental ending, April 10, 2014
It's been some years since I've seen this film, and my feelings about it have changed.

Richard LeGravenese's rich script (which rightly received an Oscar nomination) is ultimately undone by an ending that's sentimental to the point of being maudlin. We do not need to see Robin Williams directing his fellow patients singing "How About You?", nor do we need to see him and Jeff Bridges lying in Central Park watching fireworks.

The ending is so /excessively/ upbeat that it makes the darkness that preceded it seem a dream -- but it wasn't. The question of how Williams feels about Bridges' indirect responsibility for his wife's murder isn't addressed, nor is Bridge's need to ask for Williams' forgiveness. The "happy-happy joy-joy" ending seems designed to cover up these things.

The image quality of the Blu-ray is mediocre. One expects razor-sharpness (whether or not it's appropriate for the film); one does not get it here. The picture is (of course) significantly better than DVD-quality, but is still a bit "soft around the edges".
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The Threepenny Opera: 1976 Public Theater Revival
The Threepenny Opera: 1976 Public Theater Revival
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5.0 out of 5 stars startlingly different from the "sanitized" Blitzstein version, April 5, 2014
I was listening to the LP of this recording yesterday, using it to check out my SQ decoder. (Columbia issued the LP only in SQ, with a tiny notice on the back). The original lyrics (which this translation more-closely approximates) portray an even more-brutal world. Macheath's crimes include child-killing arson, child rape, and flushing his girlfriend's newborn down the sewer -- not "just" murder.

It's unnerving to hear the late Raul Julia -- better-known for playing a //comically// sinister character -- as Macheath.

Unlike the NYSF's classic "Pirates of Penzance", this recording does not include dialog.

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