A couple of nights ago, I greeted a customer at Sam's Club with a "Have a merry winter solstice." I realize I live in Texas, and everyone down here is a little bit off, but this guy was certifiably nuts. He started muttering about this not being the religion forum or something and being disrespected and something about the wonderful country that is Texas.
I don't even know what a winter solstice is (I mean, I'm a cashier at a Sam's Club in Texas). I just heard someone else say it and I thought it sounded cool. Is it really that bad?