Personally speaking I'm out, and personally speaking you're in.
Away we go then... with this new thread. Poems have to mention a sprite in any of its forms. You can choose amongst a goblin, an elf or an imp, or you can write about an impish person. The actual word "sprite", the dictionary tells us, is obsolete except in those examples.
Note for TheGuySoNice - sprite is sprite, not spite.
Villagers gathered with sticks aflame ''The poems must stop'' they proclaimed Pulled from her bed and set ablaze No a soul battled through the haze 'cept for I with my can of Sprite Too little, too late-- she burned all night