I see , the French Tickler is now the Real Spider Man??
Initial post: Oct 29, 2012 12:55:12 PM PDT Last edited by the author on Nov 17, 2012 5:04:23 AM PST The Real Spider-Man says: [Customers don't think this post adds to the discussion. Show post anyway. Show all unhelpful posts.] [Customers don't think this post adds to the discussion. Hide post again. (Show all unhelpful posts)] I am a fart, that much is clear to me, but just what type of fart could I possibly be?
I tried to be a yoga fart, but I couldn't seem to bend. I would love to be a dutch oven fart, but for that I'd need a friend.
I wished I was at the north pole and farting in the face of Santa, or even just at a gallop poll farting on voters in Atlanta.
I considered farting on firemen , was even farting on cops for some time, and even tried farting on a stripper but I couldn't stand the grind.
But then one day in my depths of despair, some strippers brought me old farted on underwear, and while I danced and waved it became clear to me.
I'm the best kind of fart you can possibly be. I'm Dr Poopy's fart. Now smell me or else!
Source: This was modified from Stephen Colbert's pole book