Customer Discussions > Gold Box forum

Gold Box Dating Advice


Sort: Oldest first | Newest first
Showing 1-10 of 10 posts in this discussion
Initial post: Oct 17, 2012 10:58:20 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 17, 2012 10:59:46 AM PDT
[Customers don't think this post adds to the discussion. Show post anyway. Show all unhelpful posts.]

Posted on Oct 17, 2012 9:19:11 PM PDT
harmonious1 says:
Gold Fish Dating Advice

Whenever you're having a special female friend over to your place for the first time, it's a good idea to put a couple goldfish in the toilet.

Make sure the toilet seat is up so she can see the fish, because chicks dig that sort of thing. They'll think you're sensitive.

See if she (a) pees and flushes, (b) pees but does not flush, or (c) refuses to go. This will tell you all you need to know about whether it's worth pursuing a relationship.

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 17, 2012 9:50:15 PM PDT
A customer says:
[Customers don't think this post adds to the discussion. Show post anyway. Show all unhelpful posts.]

Posted on Oct 18, 2012 8:04:18 AM PDT
John Doe® says:
Gold Box Dating Advice Tip #1:
Don't get your dating advice off the gold box forum.
Tip #2:
Didn't you read tip #1?

Posted on Oct 25, 2012 10:00:23 PM PDT
I'm pretty sure that who took my panties is a man. A very sick man.

Posted on Oct 26, 2012 7:13:46 PM PDT
[Deleted by the author on Jun 17, 2013 9:36:05 AM PDT]

Posted on Jun 17, 2013 9:36:46 AM PDT
Don't call your parole office in front of your special lady friend. It might scare her off.

Posted on Jun 17, 2013 9:38:36 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Jun 17, 2013 9:39:05 AM PDT
Hide your porn collection. Some ladies might find that sort of thing offensive on the first date.

In reply to an earlier post on Jul 12, 2013 8:47:41 PM PDT
[Deleted by Amazon on Aug 4, 2013 3:55:55 AM PDT]

Posted on Jul 12, 2013 10:02:31 PM PDT
Wait till after dinner to let her know your vasectomy negates the need to wear a condom.
‹ Previous 1 Next ›
[Add comment]
Add your own message to the discussion
To insert a product link use the format: [[ASIN:ASIN product-title]] (What's this?)
Prompts for sign-in
 


 

This discussion

Discussion in:  Gold Box forum
Participants:  7
Total posts:  10
Initial post:  Oct 17, 2012
Latest post:  Jul 12, 2013

New! Receive e-mail when new posts are made.

Search Customer Discussions