Valentine's Day: Bad Gift Ideas

It's your prerogative, of course, to ignore all of our Valentine's Day suggestions and find a gift on your own. But we'd like to steer you away from certain items, which may be top-quality products but probably aren't the wisest choices for February 14. For more party-of-one fun, check out the rest of our Love Stinks feature.
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The 2007-2012 Outlook for Bathroom Toilet Brushes and Holders in Greater China
by Philip M. Parker (Author)
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Tanita BF680W Duo Scale Plus Body Fat Monitor with Athletic Mode and Body Water
$109.99 $74.99
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Basic Food Safety DVD
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Praying Mantis 2 Egg Cases 100 - 400 Babies with Hirt's Hatching Habitat + Seeds
$12.50 $9.99
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$21.99 $17.18
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Black & Decker D2030 Auto-Off Digital Advantage Iron, White
$64.99 $44.99
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by Joseph Jenkins
$25.00 $17.51
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by Randy Gage
$35.00 $25.59
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by Icon Health Publications (Author)
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The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (2-Disc Ultimate Edition)
$19.98 $9.99
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$45.00 $32.12
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$44.00 $32.56
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BodyMint, 60 Count Bottle
$27.00 $14.99
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$70.00 $54.84
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Beautiful Brows: The Ultimate Guide to Styling, Shaping, and Maintaining Your Eyebrows
by Nancy Kalish, Nancy Parker
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by Carl Japikse, Benjamin Franklin
$14.95 $11.61
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by Shonagh Walker
$6.95 $6.58
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Flattened Fauna, Revised: A Field Guide to Common Animals of Roads, Streets, and Highways
by Roger M. Knutson
$9.95 $9.72
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$84.00 $39.99
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$19.99 $18.99
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A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates
by Rand Corporation Rand Corporation
$68.00 $64.47
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Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre
by Tim Lieder
$13.00 $7.64
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Big Mouth Billy Bass the Motion Activated Singing Sensation
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by W. Doyle Gentry
$19.99 $15.92
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by Maxine A. Rock
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