Tim Poteet... Disrespectful counter culture man of steely satire and social gadfly
Helpful votes received on reviews:
90% (4,387 of 4,852)
In My Own Words:
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick a s s... and I'm all out of bubblegum
2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
My cousin Mike is a really cool guy. Mike and his friend George bought a house together about 10 years ago and have been "roommates" ever since. For a joke, I bought two of these shirts, one for each of the guys to wear when they come to my mothers house for Thanksgiving as they do each year. We'll see if my 88 year old grandma finally makes the connection.
I wouldn't bet on it. Here was our conversation last Thanksgiving after Mike and George left.
Me: "Mike's gay grandma. He and George are not just pals."
Grandma: "Oh he is not now quit saying that!"
Me: "Grandma I am certain of it."
Grandma: "That's what they used to say about Liberace and he just cried… Read more
5 of 7 people found the following review helpful
If you are like me and have to squeeze your jogging in at midnight, you should order this product IMMEDIATELY.
Those who follow my reviews with the intensity of Girl Scout cookie sales-child in a WalMart parking lot are already aware of how fit and sexy I am. I work in an office all day, with an hour commute on either end of the work day.
So, in order to maintain this luscious, buff body of mine I have to find room in my schedule for exercise.
Invariably, I'll get a call from my wife during the drive home because she wants to tell me how much she has been missing me all day and how she is REALLY looking forward to another (Wink Wink) stellar performance from me… Read more
3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
I am not permitted to say things like "this movie is based on my life" because technically, I have no proof of that. Furthermore, there are enough fabricated plot elements that differ from the true story, that the producers of this movie were able to convince a judge to throw my case out of court. As an aside, here's a shout out to my attorney Mr Leibowitz, if you are reading this I just want to say "You suck and I want my 5 grand back."
Let's just run through a few facts and you can decide for yourself.
FACT: I am strikingly handsome and sexy.
FACT: Some women find Channing Tatum, the actor who portrayed me, to be attractive.
Coincidence? Maybe… Read more
These days I enjoy:
Reverend Horton Heat, Dave Matthews, Eric Clapton, Tom Petty, Bob Dylan, Rolling Stones, Beatles, Rob Zombie, David Gray, Michael Buble