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In a red plastic binder on my big boss man's desk
I can be whatever I want to be.
In the sleeve I've been put in, I can sit daintily
and my boss will smile his eyes on me.
I'm a coffee-making admin and a typist
I'm the low-paid staffer with a grad degree
I work hard to stretch the pennies I am given
And sure hope my boss will someday promote me.
I'm so cute and efficient, listen to what he has to say
with agreeable nods to his important air.
Just as long as I stay in my own little binder
And decline the offer of an affair.
(Sung to "In My Own Little Corner")