I'm a tall, short, thin, fat, grey person, hatched from a purple egg on the shores of new zealand. I have six heads, three tentacle arms, four obscenely hairy legs, and quite a hefty beer gut, but still look great in a bathingsuit! I like mud-surfing, hairball collecting, and constructing replicas of national landmarks out of tuna salad. However, my true passion is refrigerator juggling! I like su…
Read moreI'm a tall, short, thin, fat, grey person, hatched from a purple egg on the shores of new zealand. I have six heads, three tentacle arms, four obscenely hairy legs, and quite a hefty beer gut, but still look great in a bathingsuit! I like mud-surfing, hairball collecting, and constructing replicas of national landmarks out of tuna salad. However, my true passion is refrigerator juggling! I like sunsets, oil changes, long walks on hot coals, and soothing lava baths! Romantic by nature, I tend toward books / movies with lots of lasagna, killer robots, or alien hybrids in them. My favorite love story is THE EXORCIST. I like doing shots of anti-freeze on hot summer nights, wrapped in a tarpaper blanket, chomping on a cheese-log! Covered from heads to hooves in provocative tattoos and decorative scarring, I long for the day when the sun explodes! This is my life, please exit quietly but quickly...
