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I'm a tall, short, thin, fat, grey person, hatched from a purple egg on the shores of new zealand. I have six heads, three tentacle arms, four obscenely hairy legs, and quite a hefty beer gut, but still look great in a bathingsuit! I like mud-surfing, hairball collecting, and constructing replicas of national landmarks out of tuna salad. However, my true passion is refrigerator juggling! I like su… Read moreI'm a tall, short, thin, fat, grey person, hatched from a purple egg on the shores of new zealand. I have six heads, three tentacle arms, four obscenely hairy legs, and quite a hefty beer gut, but still look great in a bathingsuit! I like mud-surfing, hairball collecting, and constructing replicas of national landmarks out of tuna salad. However, my true passion is refrigerator juggling! I like sunsets, oil changes, long walks on hot coals, and soothing lava baths! Romantic by nature, I tend toward books / movies with lots of lasagna, killer robots, or alien hybrids in them. My favorite love story is THE EXORCIST. I like doing shots of anti-freeze on hot summer nights, wrapped in a tarpaper blanket, chomping on a cheese-log! Covered from heads to hooves in provocative tattoos and decorative scarring, I long for the day when the sun explodes! This is my life, please exit quietly but quickly...
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RULE #1- If you're going to dress up as hooded, satanic monks and have a singer in a skull painted face, robes, and anti-pope hat, you'd better be damned good! Well, GHOST is fantastic! OPUS EPONYMOUS is like an unholy blend of BLUE OYSTER CULT, DEVIL'S MEAT, BLACK SABBATH, and MERCYFUL FATE. From the gothic keyboard intro to the accoustic guitar ending, these guys get debbil music right! As a rabld fan of 1970s devil movies, GHOST fits perfectly into my music collection...
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When I was eight years old, my eeevil teen-aged cousin played DROP DEAD W/ ARCH OBOLER for me. Actually, he sat me in a dark room, put the record on, and wouldn't let me leave! It scared the crap out of me for years afterward! Now, many years later, I look back and realize that cuz did me a great favor. That night was the beginning of a lifelong love affair w/ all things horror. DROP DEAD is a masterpiece, especially THE DARK, and CHICKEN HEART, which still bring sweet dread into my mind today! I can still recite much of the dialogue! ARCH OBOLER had a creepy way of setting the scene, then allowing the actors to fill your head w/ indelibly hideous images. DD is the perfect Halloween party… Read more
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Heh-heh, I remember the furor caused by this album! Once I heard how much the TV preachers hated HIGHWAY TO HELL, I just had to have it! I was NOT disappointed! Every song is a Bon Scott classic! The title track will be played at my funeral as they lower my carcass into mother earth! IF YOU WANT BLOOD, NIGHT PROWLER, hell, every track is a must! I sorely miss Bon, as no one can match his snarling, I-don't-give-a-f**k vocals! HTH is still my favorite AC/DC album...
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I love everything this man has ever done! Well, almost everything!...
I've included every film I've ever seen w/ Boris in it! Love them all!...
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