on July 22, 2014
from investments into billion dollar corporations and companies such as the study of the actual bubble to soap ratio and receiving billions of dollars and numerous awards for my non-profit children organization that helps to go back and time to specifically supply number 3 pencils to serfs in the feudal manor, to help them with their calculations of how tall the smallest piece of grass can be if there are only 9 and a half drops of water in the grasslands in only a half of mile radius of where the moon hits the sun at exactly 549 degrees Celsius. and also the purchasing of my very own one of a kind sweat shop that prints my very own shorty story novels ' the butterfly and the fold up chair' its a series of ambiguous novels of the american people and the hardships of moving into the 4th dimension by the year 2000, aside from all that the purchase of the Herschel w omens pier shopper bag has honestly been the best investment i have ever made f my entire existence on this world. because i can LITERALLY transport my groceries to and fro wherever and whenever i want in the one of a kind fashionista shopper bag not only can i use it to carry groceries but i can also use it to carry small children and animals to and from where ever i want. but sadly it has one downside ... it does not have a usb port therefore it is not compatible with iTunes and therefore i cannot 'jam out' whilst i purchase my groceries, other then that its great.