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Starred Review. Taking on the religious, political and consumer force of the modern End Times movement, comic authors Weiner and Davilman (Yiddish with Dick and Jane) turn out their sharpest satire yet with a hysterical step-by-step financial guide for those "left behind" by the Rapture-when, according to literal interpretations of the New Testament, the faithful will be whisked bodily to Heaven by Jesus. The authors chart their way through the Rapture and Tribulation, using actual bible verses and scholarship (Tim LaHaye, bestselling author of the Left Behind series, is quoted often) to chronicle the series of plagues that make up the end of the world (war, famine, a fiery mountain in the sea, invisible horse-shaped locusts), and their considerate plans for making money in the aftermath. At times laugh-out-loud funny, this skewering volume is also a sobering look at the beliefs of many Americans, but Weiner and Davilman employ irreverence without insult, handling the highly-charged topic with a surprisingly light touch. Illus.
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Are the end times near? Is the Rapture really just around the corner? Could Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson possibly be right? About 1 billion people among us believe, yes, absolutely.

And that means one thing: investment opportunities!

For those who are not as expertly versed in the Book of Revelation, Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman, authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane, helpfully offer both illumination and advice: What exactly is the Rapture, anyway? How is it different from the Tribulation? Who are the Antichrist, the Four Horsemen, and the 144,000 male virgins, and what do they want? And, most important, how can I make money during the 7 years of societal breakdown before Armaggedon?

Taking the familiar form of a how-to investment guide, HOW TO PROFIT FROM THE COMING RAPTURE instructs those readers who will certainly be left behind (Jews, Catholics, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, less ardent Protestants, and many more) on how to exploit the inevitable demise of the world in order to make a tidy profit. Sure, the rivers and seas will run with blood, locusts will swarm, mountains will move all over the place, and famine will strike. But for the five billion of us left behind, the post-Rapture world will be a time of even more unique investment opportunities.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 224 pages
  • Publisher: Little, Brown and Company; 1 edition (November 3, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0316017302
  • ISBN-13: 978-0316017305
  • Product Dimensions: 8.1 x 5.3 x 0.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (9 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #347,826 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Yes, we know: Start with a large fortune!, December 12, 2008
The head spins and the ribs ache: these are symptoms. not of the Rapture and impending Doom, but of having read this marvelous "investment guide the Antichrist doesn't want you to read." Riding on thorough research -- or at least faking it beautifully! -- "Steve and Evie Levy" use the twisted logic and torturous insights of professional investors to skewer both greedy worshippers of Mammon and strict constructionists of the Bible. And in economic times like these, who couldn't use a little laughter? But be warned: it it's "a little laughter" you're after, better take this a few pages at a time!
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Laughed until I cried!, January 6, 2009
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A family member sent me this book and I thought I'd check it out but wasn't expecting much. I didn't get 3 pages into it until I was laughing so hard I was crying. I've already bought several copies for friends. If you have a sense of humor about life, you will love this book. It's a humorous look at the rapture and all the ways to "profit" from it. It's really quite ingenious - I will never look at Revelations in quite the same way.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Could't put it down!, December 7, 2008
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Wonderful, realistic veiw of the bible. Well written, engaging & fun. I laughed myself to sleep everynight. Bought 3 more as Xmas gifts for fundamentalist friends.
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5.0 out of 5 stars A very funny book!
How To Profit From The Coming Rapture: Getting Ahead When You're Left Behind is one of the funniest books this reviewer has read in a long, long time! Read more
Published 4 months ago by Feathered Quill Book Reviews

2.0 out of 5 stars a mildly amusing satire
while the book shows the total idiocy of the whole "rapture" con, it could be alot funnier...
Published 8 months ago by K. Probst

5.0 out of 5 stars invest now!
Weiner and Davilman have done it again. This is the one thing that will make the religious right's stranglehold on our public lives and the plundering of our financial markets... Read more
Published 9 months ago by Deborah Wuliger

5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious take on a semi-seriously thought of subject
Very funny book with an excellent spin to it. All about how to make sure you get what is coming to you once the holier than thou's are outta here.
Bring it on!
Published 10 months ago by M. Wilcox

5.0 out of 5 stars Satan's Laughing
When Satan is piercing your rectums with his red-hot Devil-Member, will you still be laughing? I doubt it!
Still, 5-Stars!
Published 10 months ago by D. Yazbek

1.0 out of 5 stars What a shame?
If you want to prepare for the coming rapture, the best way to do so is not through reading this book, which is nothing more than the author's attempt to gain notoriety and... Read more
Published 10 months ago by Mr. Timothy G. Smith

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