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~ Jonny Porkpie (Author)
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The self-styled burlesque mayor of New York City makes himself the hero of his entertaining hard-boiled debut. Suspected of murder after a striptease artist dies dramatically onstage, performer and emcee Porkpie—named for his trademark hat—sets out one kick-step ahead of the cops to find the real killer. It doesn't help that victim Victoria Vice was generally loathed for plagiarizing the distinctive acts of fellow ecdysiasts Cherries Jubilee, Jillian Knockers and Eva Desire. Much of the fun lies in Porkpie's witty and telling observations of life in the raunchy burlesque world, and the tone is more playful than pornographic despite plentiful references to sexual activity. Readers will enjoy the twists and action and hope for future Porkpie investigations. The book will be launched with a live burlesque show in New York City. (Dec.)
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Author Porkpie, the self-proclaimed "Burlesque Mayor of New York City," makes himself the star of this winsome first novel. Porkpie is NYPD's prime suspect in the murder of Victoria Vice, a burlesque dancer known for "plagiarizing" other dancers' acts. Jonny assumes that one of the other dancers on the program is the murderer, and he decides he must uncover the truth to avoid 25 years in prison. In the course of his investigation, he is chased, half-naked, across the Brooklyn Bridge by a heavy-metal band and finds himself hanging from chains, completely naked, in the dungeon of a dominatrix. He also offers knowing insights into the craft of burlesque, for example, to properly apply pasties, heat the adhesive--it makes them stick better. Porkpie's style is diligently tongue in cheek, and it works. Fans of hard-boiled crime will enjoy this romp, and in an increasingly coarse popular culture, the inside look at burlesque seems, well, almost wholesome. --Booklist, October 14 2009

Porkpie (not his real name?) is by trade an emcee/comic for neo-burlesque shows in NYC, a job where you immediately either stink or swim. Fortunately, the rapport required on stage transfers effortlessly to the page in this debut mystery. At the start our hero, also named Jonny, is seen onstage by an audience guilelessly administering real poison, in a bottle labeled "Poison," to one of the burlesque artistes who straight away flops over onto her pasties. It seems the victim was hated by the other performers on the bill, so Jonny has his work cut out proving his innocence and finding the real murderer while at the same time eluding the cops. Along the way he's subjected to rigorous slapstick workouts in a dominatrix's salon and finds himself, half-naked, dangling from the Brooklyn Bridge. Still he manages to hang onto his trademark porkpie hat--and dignity. Verdict: Don't give up your night job, Jonny; it's too good of a backdrop for the sequels that will surely come to nestle comfortably between Gypsy Rose Lee's classic 1941 The G-string Murders and Kinky Friedman's mysteries. --Bob Lunn, Library Journal, October 28, 2009

The self-styled burlesque mayor of New York City makes himself the hero of his entertaining hard-boiled debut. Suspected of murder after a striptease artist dies dramatically onstage, performer and emcee Porkpie--named for his trademark hat--sets out one kick-step ahead of the cops to find the real killer. It doesn't help that victim Victoria Vice was generally loathed for plagiarizing the distinctive acts of fellow ecdysiasts Cherries Jubilee, Jillian Knockers and Eva Desire. Much of the fun lies in Porkpie's witty and telling observations of life in the raunchy burlesque world, and the tone is more playful than pornographic despite plentiful references to sexual activity. Readers will enjoy the twists and action and hope for future Porkpie investigations. The book will be launched with a live burlesque show in New York City. --Publishers Weekly, October 19, 2009

Product Details

  • Mass Market Paperback: 223 pages
  • Publisher: Hard Case Crime (November 24, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0843961236
  • ISBN-13: 978-0843961232
  • Product Dimensions: 6.7 x 4.2 x 0.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 4.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #90,527 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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1.0 out of 5 stars Worst of the series, February 12, 2010
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I've read 80% of the Hard Case Crime series and this is by far the worst. Mr. Porkpie is obviously full of himself and seems to think himself a diligent detective and a brilliant lyricist. The lines in this book were corny at best and more often were horrendous. The plot and text were stretched beyond the limits of plausibility.
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Porkpie Does it Again! For the First Time!!!, November 25, 2009
Grab the book, go get an apple or some popcorn, and settle into a big, comfy armchair for an enjoyable 3 or 4 hours because if you're like me, once you pick it up, you'll be sorely tempted to finish it in the same sitting. Porkpie takes the classic American crime novel seriously enough to write one, but not so seriously that he doesn't subject it (and the readers, do our delight) to a series of high-spirited and low-brow puns and double-entendres. Titillating without being inappropriate, this book really would make a fine present for any lover of Chandler, Hammett, Stout, and Christie.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Fun & Sexy!, March 8, 2010
A fun, fast-paced caper with colorful characters set in the sexy world of New York Burlesque. Jonny Porkpie brings an insider's view, a quick wit and a way with double entendre. Perfect beach or subway read.
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