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~ EminemsRevenge (Author) "We're doing all we can, you silly Jew-bitch!!!" the desk sergeant ominously spat at her across his desk intentionally designed to make his authority clear..." (more)
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JEW GIRL Set in post 9/11 New York City Jew Girl is EminemRevenge’s first novel. Its release came as Hurricane Katrina boiled across the south unearthing secrets long thought buried: racism, elitism, sexism, anti-Semitism, judgmentalism. With almost divine synchronicity these same issues play out in Jew Girl against the backdrop of the September 11th Shoah of the World Trade Center.

Originally, based on a dream the book was intended to be a homage to James Joyce, an author rediscovered after EminemsRevenge read Alan Nadel's Invisible Criticism. In the end the book pays homage to the forward thinking teacher who inspired him to read both Joyce and D.H. Lawrence and look outside the box of conventional thinking. This teacher built on a foundation created from information about Judaism shared with an inquisitive pre-adolescent EminemsRevenge by his next door neighbor, a rabbi cop, in the Rockaway peninsula of NYC.

CONTROVERSY

In the spring of 2003, EminemsRevenge's cousin, Howard Delapenha, who was battling cancer, gave him a laptop to finish his Work in Progress. Knowing that his book would be controversial because of the scope of the subjects it covered...Black-on-Black racism, anti-Semitism, and the dehumanization of the working class...EminemsRevenge joined a blogging community originating out of San Francisco to test the waters for his writing style, which was literary but street. One of the major problems he ran into was his free usage of the dreaded politically incorrect "N" word... all posts using the word were deleted... and the message was lost in translation! While Jew Girl has the rap and be-bop rhythms of Public Enemy, the in-your-face Cop Killer lyricism of Ice-T is always evident in EminemsRevenge's writings, and white America shudders every time they are confronted with an angry Black male!

The San Francisco-based blogging community banned EminemsRevenge when he parodied Marshall Mather's song about taking a girl out into the woods and locking her in the trunk as he taunted one of their top members in the "mature" section during her two week vacation. Then he discovered Xanga.com and came up with the name EminemsRevenge...a name that would be banned from various blogging sites over the next two years because of his uniquely Black radicalism.

SYNOPSIS

Jew Girl could have easily been called A Tale of Two Messiahs. The characters move through one day leaden by the decisions of past days.

Reuven Kalisz is a pre-adolescent boy whose mother is dying of cancer. His mother once dated a goy from the office, Jonah Valjean, who took her to see a play about golems. Although he did not like his mother's boyfriend at the time, the story about golems fascinated him. Reuven asked his mother every detail about the play. He supplemented what she told him about the subject by asking his next-door neighbor, Ian Odamench, a holocaust survivor, to tell him everything he knew about the subject.

When neo-nazis desecrated his grandfather's grave, Reuven decided to go to Harlem and seek his mother's ex-boyfriend for assistance with creating a golem. Reuven believes Jonah Valjean has supernatural powers because his mother was recalled to life after receiving a Valentine's Day card from Jonah.

Jonah Valjean is meanwhile living a less than charmed life! There's a "contract" on him in Harlem since the neighborhood crack dealers thought he snitched on them, so Jonah is now living in a rooming house in South Ozone Park. One of the tenants is an ex-convict who is a closet homosexual, and he wants to kill Valjean simply because Jonah brings out his homosexual yearnings.

The book follows the path of Jonah and Reuven as they face their hopes and fears sharing a common bond: Eileen Kalisz, who is obviously dying as she faces cancer for the third time in her life, and each hopes for a miracle that only the other is capable of performing.

LANGUAGE AND STYLE

Der Geist der stets verneint is a constant refrain in the book. It's a phrase that Mephistopheles uttered in Goethe's Faust---the spirit that ever denies.

IT describes the latent feeling in NYC after that fateful Tuesday morn in September...and the semantic wordplay of Jew Girl reminds one of Joyce's Finnegans Wake since you have to employ Hebrew, Latin, German, French and Yiddish to even approximate the despairing hope of New Yorkers in a post-apocalyptic city.

Mensch is a Yiddish term for a man who is more than a man...and if you dissect the name Ian Odamench you will see not only a bastardization of the Yiddish mensch, but also the Hebrew name for YHWH---Adonai---and you get the feeling that he is a man of God. Jonah is a book in the bible about a reluctant prophet, and Valjean is the Victor Hugo protagonist hounded in Les Miserables, so any belief that there is superfluous usage of "exotic" language just for the sake of being intellectual should be dispelled with these revelations.

Jew Girl IS like a Public Enemy rap opera that dispels the myth that Nigroes only think in 4/4 time and write in nursery rhymes...and unlike Joyce, there's a glossary at the end of the book that defines most of the archaic terms...the thing is you have to interpret them as the reader!!!

From the Back Cover

Vigorously vulgar. Spirited. A passionate throat grabbing read." â€" Lisa Zaran, author of the sometimes girl and You Have A Lonely Heart

A gut-wrenching and DERANGED saga from an author about a post-9/11 NYC whose palette was so vivid that it was BANNED by davechappelle.com!!!

REMEMBER ALL THOSE JAW-DROPPING CLOSE-UPS WHEN HENDRIX TOOK THE STAGE in the Monterey Pop Festival film???!!!!

Today, the pied piper doesn’t pipe. He types. He riles. He pokes and prods as he wings his way across the internet dropping in-your-face, strip-you-down, lay-you-out, question-your-reality hard-hitting missiles on blogs and forums across cyber-land. Who can’t remember the first time the mysterious EminemsRevenge graced their blog or forum with one of his insightful, instigating comments? Anyone lucky enough to entertain a visit from this enigma, knows the feeling well. You log onto your computer, check your blog or your forum and there it is, a bomb of a comment that makes you shake your head and think, “Who the hell is this guy?” You don’t know if you like him, but you can’t help yourself. You have to Google him….and then you’re off, surfing your way through the chronicles of one of the most banned entities on the net.

He’s the quintessential champion of free speech going to battle everyday fighting the censors and pundits who use terms of use and political media as a smokescreen for any kind of intolerance, be it racial, sexist, religious or simple narrow-minded mindlessness. Then, he drags them under the spotlight and shows us their dirty little secrets. In between, he finds those with smaller voices than his, the poets, the philosophers, the disadvantaged, with messages and words that need to be heard. He shows them the way to get their messages out. It will warm the heart of anyone who gushes at the memory of the first time he saw a college professor wearing a t-shirt that said, “Question Authority”. It will piss off those who feel the need to hang onto all the crap they were ever force-fed in the name of propriety.

Life just isn’t always appropriate and ER uses that to wake us up and shock us into thinking in ways our minds forgot how to go. He’s been around and knows the deal. He doesn’t expect us to always agree with him, but he does demand to be heard and damn, he does it well.


Product Details

  • Paperback: 216 pages
  • Publisher: Lulu.com (June 28, 2006)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1411645510
  • ISBN-13: 978-1411645516
  • Product Dimensions: 10.7 x 8.2 x 0.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #2,603,185 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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3.0 out of 5 stars I hated this book. . . . at first., April 22, 2006
By CJF (Los Angeles, CA USA) - See all my reviews
It took 50 pages of reading in fits and starts to build enough momentum to get into the flow of this novel. I put it down repeatedly, but kept picking it up for fear that I was missing an opportunity to better myself. The disengaging and confusing narrative and stylistic language jolted me from the story, until I got used to it. The creative spellings are not, in fact, typos as I at first assumed, but a deliberate and meticulous frolic with word meanings.

Being unfamiliar with James Joyce and his unique approach to language and imagery, this homage to his writing style was a new experience for me. Allowing the words to simply wash over me allowed me to see the fun and artistry of this genre. This is the novel as art, and it requires a diligent and inquisitive reader. Eminemsrevenge obviously did extensive research to complete this work and it is clearly a labor of love (although there are enough unintentional word omissions and grammatical errors to warrant another edition).

It pains me to give Jew Girl a low rating. I wanted to like this book. At times it was a damn fine read. I don't wish to provide any plot (and I use that term loosely here) spoilers so I will simply say that the conclusion was anti-climatic at best, bordering on non-existent. I disliked the clunky beginning and despised the bafflingly bankrupt ending, but found enough worthwhile, occasionally brilliant, material in the middle to warrant three stars. Perhaps a sequel will bring the characters in Jew Girl to fruition and do them justice.
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5.0 out of 5 stars "Jew Girl", March 14, 2007
By travelerblue (Beavercreek, OH United States) - See all my reviews
Love it or hate it, Jew Girl by EminemsRevenge is an unforgettable semi-autobiographical novel about the struggle of surviving another day in the post 9/11 New York City area. The first 50 pages are confusing at times, as is the city to a newcomer. Things fall into place, and the reader is drawn into the lives of the characters, who come to life in this vulgar, multi-ethnic, Dantesque tale.
Reuven, 'the chosen one' journeys across the evil city in search of 'the Hamlet of Harlem,' hoping this man can somehow perform a miracle. All of the subsequent characters know these two people in some way and while some are entranced by the unusual rainbow that appears that day, others know that the day is 'unlike any other day.'
"...There was something seriously amiss in the universe TODAY, something more nefarious than the discovery the ethereal lord she once so devotedly placed all her hope on might not be the omnipotent force that kept her from drowning in the sorrow that was her life..."
Eileen, the long-suffering mother; Mauverneen, the siren of the Road Kill Diner; Ian Odamench, the revered teacher with the fading blue tattoo on his left forearm; the triumvirate of Darla, Dora, and Darla; and a host of memorable characters all act their part in this modern day drama. EminemsRevenge presents his characters as Dante did some 600 years ago, incorporating well known figures with people from his own life.
Often vulgar, this book is written in the vernacular of the city streets. How the races and religions interact is an integral part of the novel.
"...It did not enter his mind that an innocuous anti-Semitic comment made by her might cause Luke umbrage. As far as Ryan was concerned, all schwartzes considered the creed of his people a gutter religion..."
The terminology in Jew Girl is often difficult to comprehend. Foreign and religious words and phrases are interjected into the novel in a new and exciting, often arduous to comprehend way. (There is a glossary in the back for the reader.) EminemsRevenge seems to create new words to suit his purpose, and they often enhance this dramatic saga of players in this one day of their ordinary lives.
The ending is abrupt and seemingly unfinished, but many things in life end that way.
Love it or hate it, Jew Girl should be required reading for all who wish to know the mindset of many in modern New York. The struggle to digest the book is well worth the shot!
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4 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A perspective on perspective itself, Jew Girl, October 12, 2005
When is the last time you've had to face yourself in the mirror? Imagine taking a slice of New York today and seeing all the things that have been swept under the rug for so long that they have finally come home all festered and ripe!

Take a walk in finding the direction this brilliant author moves you through the experiences of "being alive" today by seeing the "truths" we'd all rather be hid as a society.

Spend a day or two that after the ride, you will not see the world the same way as you did before. The gift of this writer is the shift of perspective. A far more honest and unapologetic one, but true.

You will miss out on something truly wonderful by not reading this book.

John Moseley
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