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Key Phrases: ligament spasms, pregnancy ailments, pelvic rest, Braxton Hicks, Mother Nature, Pregnancy Sucks (more...)

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Discusses the physical, emotional, and social challenges that can occur during pregnancy, from dealing with morning sickness and weight gain to feuding with one's family over the baby's name to suspecting that one's husband is having an affair. Original. 35,000 first printing.

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Paperback: 272 pages
Publisher: Adams Media (November 1, 2003)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1580629342
ISBN-13: 978-1580629348
Product Dimensions: 8.4 x 5.5 x 0.7 inches
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ligament spasms, pregnancy ailments, pelvic rest, glucose screen, third nipple

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Braxton Hicks, Mother Nature, Pregnancy Sucks, Nurse Satan

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4.0 out of 5 stars Finally! A pregnancy books that tells it like it is!, February 7, 2004

By	D. Movahedpour "doeadear" (CA United States) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

Author Joanne Kimes is not afraid to be blunt, and she has a sardonic wit that makes you realize that, yes, pregnancy can suck, but you will still be smiling. It seems that most women possess a convenient amnesia about their pregnancies. You will seldom get a straight answer about the discomfort of pregnancy from a woman who has a child over the age of two. The pregnancy has been forgotten by then, replaced by the child and its ensuing responsibilities. Little things like morning sickness, cramps, and constipation are left behind. But, when a woman is pregnant, and everyone is implying that she shouldn't be feeling as bad as she does, it tends to make a woman feel like she's over-reacting.

Well, Joanne Kimes doesn't think you're over-reacting. She shares the bad and the good of pregnancy, and lets you know it's perfectly alright to be uncomfortable, sick, and grumpy while pregnant. The joys will eventually outweigh the negative aspects, but you are given permission to complain. And, with the tongue-in-cheek wit of her writing, it's a true joy to read. I felt so much better after reading this book, because it's fine if your pregnancy sucks. We are not bad mothers or bad women, we're just facing the facts! I highly recommend this book to all pregnant women.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Finally some sympathy!, September 22, 2004

By	yuliagm "yuliagm" (Canada) - See all my reviews

This book is just what a miserable, exhausted pregnant woman needs. It's tone is humorous. The author presents facts in a light manner, all the time using herself and others as an example. She is not afraid to poke fun at herself, and that gives the book the right mood right away.

As a pregnant woman going through horrible morning sickness, I was so tired of hearing stories of all the women who feel fine and happy, work like nothing is wrong, while I can't take a hike away from a toilet -- I was so relieved to read that there are others who feel the same way and want to complain! Plus the humorous tone made me laugh at my own misery, and thus make me feel better. For example, it is rather tough to smell everything miles around (which makes you wanna throw up), but when you put it in the context of "my superhero nose" -- it gives you a whole new perspective.

I find that the book covers all the basics. It has a month by month sections discussing what you are probably experiencing at the time. It talks about emotional and physical changes a woman undergoes. It is cowritten with an obstetrician, so the scientific facts are on target.

However, this book is not a specific medical guide. It's more of a sympathizer book, sort of like: here are difficult things that happen to you, happened to me too, happens to other women, life is unfair, let us all collectively complain and we'll make it through.

If there are any gaps in information, don't worry. As any pregnant woman, you are probably also a "pregnancy junkie", reading tons of books, internet info, talking to people etc. The information you'll find in many places, but a better sympasizer -- not likely...

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5.0 out of 5 stars Much needed laughter!, April 17, 2005

By	Dr. B "Wisecracker" (Bethesda, MD United States) - See all my reviews

After weeks of relentless nausea and vomiting, I needed something to make me feel human again. I really enjoyed Kime's wicked sense of humor and frankness. I know people have criticized this book as being too negative, but I don't agree. If youre as miserable as I've been, you don't want yet another book telling you to just eat some crackers and develop a beautific maternal sense of inner peace. Kime's book really made me feel better, and I highly recommend it to any pregnant woman and the guy made her so sick.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Funny book
You need to have some sense of humor when you are pregnant! This book is just that. It is one woman's cynical, down to earth, hilarious point of view from her pregnancy. Read more

Published 7 months ago by Lauren Carney

5.0 out of 5 stars Great Book
I thought this book (even thought slightly older) was a great alternative to other books on this subject that had lots of swearing. Read more

Published 7 months ago by Shayla , Schaffer

5.0 out of 5 stars great read for 2nd pregnancy
Okay I loved my first pregnancy however had much less patience with my second pregnany. I found that when people ask how are you feeling they do not want to know the truth... Read more

Published 7 months ago by C. Rose

4.0 out of 5 stars Great book
Expecting parents are always worried about the changes and what to expect. This book is funny and informative. It doesn't cover everything but it's still worth picking up. Read more

Published 13 months ago by navymommyjen

3.0 out of 5 stars I haven't read this book;
I haven't read this book, nor do I plan to. After two pregnancy losses in the last year, (five months apart, at 20 weeks, and 13 weeks), I would actually prefer being pregnant and... Read more

Published 13 months ago by C. Wolfe

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When I first read this book, I laughed at the first two pages. Then I just ended up feeling sorry for the author's daughter--who will one day read this and learn just how much her... Read more

Published 15 months ago by J. Baldwin

2.0 out of 5 stars Normal pregnancy? Then spend your money on other books
I purchased this book based on the witty title and other reviews. I have been disappointed with the content, but that's probably because I have experienced an uneventful... Read more

Published 23 months ago by N. Benson

4.0 out of 5 stars Entertaining w/ good information
I agree with most of the other reviewers - this book tells it like it is without being terribly crude or rude. Read more

Published on September 21, 2007 by biologybrain

5.0 out of 5 stars Great Book... for Anyone who wakes up on the wrong side of the bed sometimes.
If you understand humor you will definately get this book. If you always wake up in a good mood and think being pregnant is the best thing that has ever happened to you... Read more

Published on September 8, 2007 by Michele J. Mossman

5.0 out of 5 stars Made me laugh out loud!
This book is really funny and will make you laugh, while also providing helpful information. I couldn't help but read the entire book even though I was technically in my first... Read more

Published on September 7, 2007 by M. Ludlow

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