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18 of 20 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Well No Duh!!, October 18, 2005
I am me? Wow what a deep title. Then I guess that makes you.....you yeah that's it. Listen people how much more of this fake crap can you take? It seems like fan's of this worthless "Semi" pop star don't care that Ashlee uses "Enhancements" to make her voice sound better. I'm sure she still does live too. Listen I watched her show I saw how bad a singer she is. The computer used to correct her voice must of blown up a couple times during the making of this CD. Listen I'm not dumb Catch Me When I Fall is a great example of this. Do you really think she can hit those high notes? I don't think so. I even watched her dumb MTV special and it was clear she still uses a backing track. But listen people, here is the bottom line. Ashlee doesn't write her own stuff. She "Co-wrote" songs on here. That means some 40 year old dude gave her songs and she added a line or two to make it sound like her own. To me that sounds like a High School student going online and taking a paper that someone else wrote and then changing some words around to make it sound more like them. Don't waste your time, the whole simpson family is worthless but at least Jessica can sing.
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14 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Yaaaaaay More Crap!!!!!!!!, October 18, 2005
What a wonderful piece of garbage. Ashlee if this is the best you got then I would invest in a pair of clear plastic high heels or just live in the dark shadow of your sisters soon to be over career. Oh, one must wonder the intellectual songwriting genius of "Boyfriend" and L.O.V.E., it reminds me of the classics like "Over The Hills and Far Away" and "Misty Mountain Hop".....NOT!! Lets face it THIS ALBUM WOULD HAVE TO GET BETTER JUST TO SUCK! I would rather listen to my 3 year old niece sing twinkle, twinkle little star, while somebody scrapes their fingernails across a blackboard. The losers on American Idol have more talent than this "never will be." It probably true but there will be more from Ashlee as long as her pimp of a father has something to do with it. Because we all know he'd rather humiliate his daughter and convince her that she has talent cause "he ain't goin' back to preachin'" to make a living.
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17 of 19 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Ashlee simpson - mastering the art of formulaic, manufactured pop, October 19, 2005
Some people make music to forget about their problems. they write songs to heal, and hope that other, like minded listeners can take something away from their words. Others make music for fun, music you can dance to, or mosh to in your room. Most people make genuine music that they, in their heart of hearts, want to make. Ashlee simpson is not most people.
If you weren't already disgusted by her lipsync fiasco on SNL, the one where she later blamed her band, they you haven't been paying close enough attention. these individuals (her backing band) were nothing more than underpaid, background effects for ashlee's spotlight wh.or.ing, and yet they were the ones made to take the fall, remaining on stage right up until that lifesize photo of jude law hit your television screen. Hatred, anger, confusion, ashlee's "fanbase" had become nothing more than thousands of angry pre-teens calling for a boycott. So, she did exactly what her record label wanted her to do and dropped off the face of the earth, but not for too long.
People don't usually forget something major. They can try, replace those thoughts with something new, but in the end, they'll take it to their graves. No one forgot about what happened with Ashlee Simpson, but her record label doesn't give us credit for memory. "Another appearance on SNL, a brand new look, and a revamped sound are enough to replace those old thoughts, trust us" said maverick. *We don't trust you*.
In the end, it's up to us as the consumer to finally end the "career" that ashlee simpson has so feverishly reconstructed. She was done people, and rightfully so, because no one should be lied to if they take the time to buy your records and go to your shows. Don't buy this record, don't listen to ashlee simpson, don't request her songs, and DO NOT keep feeding into this crap! I'd almost tell you to buy a backstreet boys record instead, only because they're atleast half-way real. Anyone can lipsync into a microphone, including you, so what sense does it make to support someone who gets paid to do something ANYONE else could do?
P.S. the fanboys will probably be all over this review because ashlee "redeemed herself by *singing* on her second SNL appearence". Well guess what, she couldn't hold a note to save her life. Further proof that she has NO talent. Thanks.
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