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In his latest satiric bid for immortality (after The Neil Pollack Anthology of American Literature: The Collected Writings of Neal Pollack), humorist Pollack details the life of a famed rock critic named, predictably, Neal Pollack, and takes swipes at scores of legends along the way. Styled as a series of interviews by rival rock critic Paul St. Pierre, conducted after Pollack's untimely death, the novel charts the history of Neal, born Norbert Pollackovitz in 1941 Memphis, Tenn. Norbert's love for music is evident early on, and soon he and neighborhood pal Elvis Presley are making noise in town. When Elvis accidentally backs over Norbert's father with a truck, Norbert is on his own and is christened Neal Pollack by his pals; he soon flees town to discover the world. St. Pierre's progress in examining the life of the "grizzled monster" is slow until he visits Bob Dylan in Woodstock, N.Y. As Dylan tells it, he met Pollack in 1961, at Woody Guthrie's bedside. The incorrigible Pollack goes on to steal Joan Baez away from Dylan and then moves to Liverpool to become a star rock critic. By the mid-'70s, Pollack returns to Manhattan; Johnny Rotten, Iggy Pop, David Bowie and, later, Kurt Cobain make cameos. Saturated with original song lyrics and pop-up appearances by rock music's greatest legends, Pollack's novel has a swinging appeal. Not everyone will want to tune in for the author's manic tongue-in-cheek self-canonization-his kitchen-sink approach sometimes makes for garbled reading-but Spinal Tap fans and groupies everywhere will be delighted.
Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

From Booklist
Billed as "a rock-'n'-roll novel"--"rock-'n'-roll-critic novel" is probably more accurate--Pollack's foray into fiction isn't that much of a leap from his fictitious essays written by his alter ego, the "Greatest Living American Writer," Neal Pollack (The Neal Pollack Anthology of American Literature, 2002). In his first novel, he tells the story of a late, great rock critic also named Neal Pollack. Pollack, the character, was a self-destructive, prescient, loose cannon of a critic (not unlike Lester Bangs) who was discovered by Sam Phillips in 1951, several years before he discovered Elvis Presley. In fact, Pollack was instrumental in getting Elvis to Sun studios for his first recordings (later he wrote about Elvis in 'zines) and, it turns out, in launching the careers of Dylan, the Stones, Iggy Pop, and Kurt Cobain. Iconoclastic, sometimes hilarious, and always mean-spirited, Pollack (the novelist) spares no one in his satirical jeremiad aimed at popular music and the critics who take it so seriously. Benjamin Segedin
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 304 pages
  • Publisher: Amazon Remainders Account
  • ISBN-10: 0060527919
  • ASIN: B000F6Z8YC
  • Product Dimensions: 7.7 x 5.3 x 0.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 9.6 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars See all reviews (24 customer reviews)
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3.0 out of 5 stars pretty vacant, July 29, 2005
By Rachel E. Pollock (Chapel Hill, NC USA) - See all my reviews
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Never Mind the Pollacks by Neal Pollack is alternately brilliant and trash, and if you are at all into the history of rock music, Thompsonian mania, sex, drugs, puking on shoes, f**king the establishment, riding the snake to the lake, and flipping birds or wearing sunglasses in every photograph ever taken of you, definitely read this book.

At the very least it's good for some seriously hard laughs, and even when he fails at what he's doing, it's like seeing your favorite band play a bad show--you still get the gist of what he was going for, and as is true with rock-and-roll in general, you just can't be on all the time.

Now, i'm going to go puke up 8 martinis and pass out cold.

Note: I am no relation to Mr Pollack. My surname has two O's.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Like Sam Phillips, In Search Of The White Wail, November 5, 2003
By J. D. Finch (Kerouac Country, New England) - See all my reviews
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Rock and roll is the people's music and in Never Mind The Pollacks, A Rock And Roll Novel by Neal Pollack, Neal Pollack, the critic, bounces off the people who make the music to always hilarious and often pointed effect.

When he stops bouncing he usually finds himself down and out, yet luckily beneath the soft white underbelly of the holy cow of rock and roll, its teats thankfully there to squirt its rejuvenating fluids into Pollack's grateful face. That and he's watched over by the magic bluesman, Clambone, as enigmatic yet down to earth as the blues itself.

Pollack often seems oblivious to his journey through rock, while we are fortunate enough to enjoy the likes of Elvis, Iggy, Dylan, The Stones, et al as they pass through the zonked out haze that is Pollack's world. But hey, that world is rock and roll.

Don't think Pollack is some insignificant Forest Gump-like character batted around existence like one of Gump's ping-pong balls: Pollack is important enough that another rock critic wants to write his biography. And though it seems the lame and effete Paul St. Pierre may never truly grasp Pollack's importance or meaning to the world they both inhabit, a final face off with his subject gives him a double shot of the rock and roll life that Pollack has lived and St. Pierre has only written about from a distance.

But screw the analyses. If you like to rock and like to laugh you can do both of these things until it hurts. Plus there's an apocalypse at the end. And it's not just some damn high school blowing up or something.

So, I rate Never Mind The Pollacks #1. With a bullet.

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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Like a Clam (With a Bone in It), October 8, 2003
By Robert P Diener (L.A., CA USA) - See all my reviews
Never Mind the Pollacks is just like every other sanctimonious book that tells the history of rock 'n' roll and why we're supposed to care, but with one significant difference: this one is actually entertaining. I read it straight through in the course of one very empty day, which, in retrospect, probably was not a great idea, as this is a thing to be savored, but I couldn't help myself. I tried, Lord how I tried, but I simply could not help myself. So, if you're the least bit interested in the history of rock, or just enjoy being amused, or like seeing various icons skewered with needle-sharp wit, or merely enjoy buying things, this is the book for you!
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4.0 out of 5 stars Great Fun!
As a closeted rock historian, well I'm a disenfranchised ex punk rocker (hardcore punk, not the silly crap they have today). I totally got into this book. Read more
Published on June 11, 2006 by Jon Sullivan

4.0 out of 5 stars The Forrest Gump of Rock
This book is great fun. If you know more than a little about rock history and have a good sense of humor about it, you'll probably like this. Read more
Published on January 1, 2005 by Belinda

2.0 out of 5 stars Weak attempt to hang a novel on a great title
Neal Pollack proves with this novel that he's at his best when working in the short form. The "Catching Up with Neal Pollack" and discussion questions are the funniest parts of... Read more
Published on October 5, 2004 by G. Thorn

5.0 out of 5 stars super awesome
neal pollack is super awesome. if he was a bear, i'd stuff him and keep him in my living room.
Published on March 30, 2004

5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out loud satire with some deeper currents, too
What Neal has written is a scathing, highly entertaining critique of rock journalism. His characters form a spectrum from the dirtiest, most indie to the vaulted pseudo... Read more
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5.0 out of 5 stars Neal Pollack, the Mel Brooks Of Literature
In his writing, Pollack plays with genre cliches just like Mel Brooks did. Instead of seeing Never Mind The Pollacks as the end-point of literature, as some critics seem to... Read more
Published on February 14, 2004

5.0 out of 5 stars 200 of the funniest puke jokes you'll ever read
If you like rock and roll now, or if you liked rock and roll 20 years ago, you should read this book. Read more
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1.0 out of 5 stars flop
This book is like buying the second record from a band you like and discovering it sucks. Pollack hasn't done enough drugs to understand what kind of funny situations they... Read more
Published on February 6, 2004

5.0 out of 5 stars A Great Rock Book
This is a funny, ambitious, breezy read, probably the best fiction ever written about rock-n-roll. Pollack's potty mouth keeps him from being considered a true peer of his more... Read more
Published on January 30, 2004

5.0 out of 5 stars You'd Better Mind The Pollack
Is Neal Pollacks' "Never Mind the Pollacks" "weak"? Is it chock full of "potty humor"? Is it "dumb" or "self-indulgent"? Yes it is. Read more
Published on January 22, 2004 by Jim Kuenzer

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