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30 of 31 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
The Bed's Too Big Without You, January 30, 2009
I am a lonely man. I mostly blame the attention-deprived years of my childhood, but I also blame my failed marriage to that cold-hearted wench who took half of what I own when we got divorced. Over the years I've made up for my loneliness with promiscuity and alcohol-fueled love affairs, but sometimes that's not enough.
If this sounds familiar to you - then you need the Boyfriend Pillow.
Unlike a normal pillow, the Boyfriend Pillow has a built-in arm that you can wrap around your body, simulating the sensitive touch of a lover's embrace. Made of ultra-comfy memory foam, the Boyfriend Pillow is shaped like a man's torso and can be positioned in a number of different ways (trust me).
Why the Boyfriend Pillow is wearing a button-down dress shirt to bed is beyond me, but I can't complain. With a little imagination, and a splash of perfume, we lonely men can close our eyes and pretend that the pillow is actually a woman wearing one of our favorite dress shirts.
With a little more imagination, and a lot more perfume, you can also pretend the pillow is actually the girl featured in the product photo. But that's up to you.
So, when my pick-up lines prove unsuccessful at the bar, it's nice to know that I'll always have someone to snuggle up with when I get home. It won't complain about being unsatisfied, or question why her memory of the last six hours is so foggy, and it doesn't threaten to call the cops if I don't give her cab fare for the ride home.
The Boyfriend Pillow is, quite simply, perfect.
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Boyfriend Body Pillow, August 29, 2007
I love this body pillow. I bought it for my sister for her birthday, she passed it onto me on my birthday. Next year I'm suppose to pass it on down the line, but don't want to give it away. I love to cuddle with it, you just snuggle into it and you feel like you're lying with someone..sad it's it? All my friend love it too. I hope they bring it back. I will buy in bulk.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
AB Markerters stands by their product., July 17, 2009
This is an update to my previous review...Due to a warehouse error, I received a discontinued older model of this product. I contacted the company and explained my displeasure at how the product I received did not look like the pictures. Carrie N., in customer service, said my description didn't sound right and she'd follow up on my complaint. The remarkable thing is AB Marketers and Carrie did exactly what they said they would. They followed up and found out there was an error at the warehouse. They offered me an apology and sent the correct product out. My opinion of AB Marketers is they are a company that take great pride in their customers satisfaction with their products. I would absolutely purchase this product, or any product, and I would purchase it from AB Marketers. I like buying from a company that stands behind its products and makes things right.
An excerpt from my apology letter: "The product you received is drastically different from the actual product, which, I was informed by the CEO, is because it appears you had received the older version of the Boyfriend Body Pillow. We are not sure how this happened, but we are truly sorry for this extreme error." Wow, What a company!
The current model boyfriend pillow is fantastic. It firmly supports my head and neck. The pictures with the model are accurate. I'm 5'2" and find it fits me like it's pictured on the site. It's about the length of a standard pillow, but a little skinnier. This makes it easier for you to hug while sleeping.
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