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Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story (Digital Desires Book 2) Kindle Edition

by Leonard Delaney (Author)

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Christie Aackerlund doesn’t need help with anything. So when the world’s biggest technology company offers to fly her to a remote location and investigate an alien artifact, all by herself, she’s all like “I’ll do it!”

But the artifact isn’t what it seems, and soon an overly helpful giant living paperclip is getting her all bent out of shape.

Conquered by Clippy is a 4000 word short story featuring sexual situations with digital assistants. It’s for super mature audiences only.

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Product Details

File Size: 340 KB
Print Length: 16 pages
Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
Publisher: Forest City Pulp (March 10, 2015)
Publication Date: March 10, 2015
Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
Language: English
ASIN: B00UJ01WBW
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Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #101,993 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
- #138 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Erotica > Science Fiction
- #209 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Erotica > Humorous
- #213 in Books > Literature & Fiction > Erotica > Humorous

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41 of 42 people found the following review helpful

*Such* a clever sample...

By Joe Wood TOP 1000 REVIEWER on March 15, 2015

Format: Kindle Edition

Most books that have the "Try it free" option will download enough to your device to let you see if you want more. This book accomplishes that goal... but in a new and unique way.

The first time I clicked the "Try it free" option and had it download to my Fire Phone (yes, I have one, and I love it, so stop judging me because you are also a 'clip porner like myself, pot)... anyway, after I did that and clicked on it, it... did nothing. There was the little thumbnail, there was the tiny "x" indicating it was downloading, then it showed the full cover icon, then I clicked on it, then... nothing.

"Just like Clippy!" I thought. Such a tease, Clippy would never provide any real help the first time. I don't know how the author worked this out with Amazon, but it's brilliant.

Anyway, because I've used (or is it "been used by"?) Clippy before, I tried it again. Clippy makes you work for it. He always did. On the second attempt, a small bit of his content did, in fact, enter my Fire. I touched it, and there was the full cover screen in all its glory. Well, at least as much glory as my 4.7" screen could muster. You folks with bigger screens will probably get more enjoyment out of it, which is typical, but, for the record, I've never been told that my screen is too big or too small. Just sayin'. Anyway... there was Clippy in all of his magnificence, partially obscured by some woman in underwear. Kinda Clip-Blocking, if you know what I mean, just standing there between me and Clippy.

Next, I went to look what else was in the sample. At this point, my level of anticipation was about as high as if I were clicking a link to a story about 13 never-before-seen episodes of Firefly (the show, not the Amazon app).Read more ›

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12 of 12 people found the following review helpful

Just buy it, you goof.

By Molly Hodgdon on March 14, 2015

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I feel like this is probably written by a legitimate author who was frustrated with what sells and said, "I could write some Clippy erotica and I bet people would eat it up." It's very funny (and erotic, obviously). I laughed out loud many times. Don't be a tightwad, just buy it and satisfy your curiosity.

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11 of 11 people found the following review helpful

This book taught me to trust again

By Meaty on March 18, 2015

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It's a hard-knock life, boys and girls. We all go through trials and tribulations. For me, life had closed me off to love. I couldn't care for anyone, not even myself.

Then one day, someone sent me the link to this book. I purchased it with skepticism, but by the end of my reading, I felt like I had been baptised in the sweet nectar of Clippy's love. I mean this exactly as it sounds.

Clippy taught me to laugh again, to love again. To trust again. I saw myself in the female protagonist with every sensual prod of Clippy's metal nubbin. But it wasn't just about the sex, oh no. It was about the intimate, sacred bond that can literally heal any wounded soul. A sacred bond of man and metal.

I cannot recommend this book highly enough.

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13 of 14 people found the following review helpful

This was the erotic adventure of Clippy I never knew ...

By Laurie K on March 13, 2015

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This was the erotic adventure of Clippy I never knew I needed. You may not know that you need it, but you do. Let it assist you.

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12 of 13 people found the following review helpful

The world needed this.

By T. Arnold on March 13, 2015

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With a title like this, I had to own it.

Please oh please consider doing something with Microsoft Bob. Poor lost abandoned Microsoft Bob...

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful

Quenched my voracious desire

By Droogs on March 14, 2015

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I haven't even read it yet, because the bank stole my last two dollars and thirteen cents before adding an overdraft fee, BUT ... I'm giving it 5 stars anyway, because I know an unmitigated, literary classic of unbridled carnality, thoughtful character development, and an intriguing story line when I see one!

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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful

You Must Clip It!

By fluffysellscars on March 15, 2015

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The most exciting paperclip-focused erotica I've ever read.

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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful

Shakespeare's Chief Competition, a book for the Ages.

By SaifA.Uddin on April 14, 2015

Format: Kindle Edition

Once upon a midnight dreary
Lay me p*ssy, wet and weary.
My great grand-sister told me to read "Conquered by Clippy"
I yelled back at her "I ain't no d*mn Hippie"

She said read the darn book,
or I'll send you to a home
So I opened my Nook
and wrote a bad poem

I reluctantly cracked open the cover
And with bated breath,
over the words i did hover.

Soon, however, my boner got bigger
As big as that of a...a...Tigger?
Out of my spout, a mighty flood flowed,
With such pressure, my back was permanently bowed

The book concluded with a worthy climax
Truly a piece worthy of iMax.
but climax was not for the book alone
And for the sticky room, I had to atone.

And that is the tale of how I broke my back,
stroking away at a fictional rack.
All you young ones, heed my tale and run
Lest Clippy and his crew use your rectum for their fun.

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Sex with a giant paperclip?

I read this book out of curiosity more than anything. Unfortunately I did not find it very entertaining. No romance here if that's what you're looking for. Read more

Published 14 days ago by AMCAR

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Clippy got head He ...

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Clippy got head
He made her coo
:)

Published 3 months ago by AJay T.

This won't take long...

This is a very light-hearted and somewhat funny read. I haven't read the first one in the series (Taken by the Tetris Blocks: An Erotic Short Story (Digital Desires Book 1)) nor do... Read more

Published 4 months ago by James Crain

Crackers

Reading this gave me instant flashbacks to the time I first put on a Three Wolf Moon shirt. It's the kind of feeling that can't be described, but only felt through the heart.

Published 4 months ago by Martin F White

Don't Bother

Not nearly as bad as book one with the Tetris blocks, but not very good either. Perhaps it is because Clippy is the only character with any character. Read more

Published 4 months ago by ap32

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* Buy "Conquered by Clippy" and read it over and over again for hours of entertainment

* Eternally regret not buying "Conquered by Clippy" and all the... Read more

Published 4 months ago by Stephen Kozeniewski

necessary

The right writer with the right material at the right time. Delaney vibrates. Driven by an aggression we all share.

Published 4 months ago by Kk

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