Wretched Excuses for Good Lit

The list author says:
	"I hated Hemingway from the first chapter, and I must say I was *so* glad at the end when she died."

The list author says:
	"If this doesn't make you hate Hemingway, nothing will. 96 pages of absolute crap."

The list author says:
	"I love it when he kills off annoying characters."

The list author says:
	"The only reason we read this peice of junk was that Walcott has friends in our English Dept. This book is trash, chaff. I recommend burning it."

The list author says:
	"Milton is a pompous jerk, and his writing is irksome. Even worse, his theology sucks."

The list author says:
	"I could have gone my whole life without reading this and been perfectly happy"

The list author says:
	"see above"

The list author says:
	"I wish he'd killed the little witch earlier. She did not deserve that sweet man she married."

The list author says:
	"Thankfully this one does not masquerade as literature. But it does masquerade as the truth, and it is not."