Bathroom Reading Series!

The list author says:
	"The one that started it all....... reading, that is."

The list author says:
	"A book sequel for those who can't quite take care of business during the first visit."

The list author says:
	"Three books, three visits. Hopefully, the third visit's a charm."

The list author says:
	"Yep...... that's right.......... I'm still "Taking care of business!""

The list author says:
	"Books 5, 6, and 7 combined into one......... for those marathon visits!"

The list author says:
	"These books just keep going.... and going... and going...."

The list author says:
	"Relive your favorite bathroom memories...... and make some new ones at the same time!"

The list author says:
	"This bathroom series has lasted longer than many marriages!"

The list author says:
	"A great big bathroom reader for those great big bathroom visits."

The list author says:
	"I hope this book absorbs better than my toilet paper!"

The list author says:
	"But what if I need an industrial strength book?"

The list author says:
	"It doesn't just satisfy........ it supremely satisifes."

The list author says:
	"There's nothing better than a bathroom visit that makes you go "aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!""

The list author says:
	"I hate those unstoppable visits........ they always occur when there's no bathroom around!"

The list author says:
	"A slightly irregular book for those wholly irregular bathroom visits!"

The list author says:
	"Another bathroom reader series......... another bathroom visit."

The list author says:
	"Maybe it's time to build a bookcase in the bathroom. I seem to do more reading in there."