Music to Repel Chicks

The list author says:
	"I adore this band and like this album. But they are Kings of dork rock."

The list author says:
	"Crown princes of dork rock. Nice record though."

The list author says:
	"Obscure Canadian archdukes of dork rock."

The list author says:
	"Almost cool enough to not repel chicks. Almost."

The list author says:
	"Oh no. You poor bastard."

The list author says:
	"If you listen to Weird Al and you're hoping to impress women, well, keep it a secret."

The list author says:
	"That's right, boys. The ladies will love listening to this one."

The list author says:
	"Very funny stuff. Won't get you dates."

The list author says:
	"Oh come on. You're killing me here."

The list author says:
	"You may know a lot about Maiden. But you'll never know enough to have it be useful. Sorry."

The list author says:
	"Lots of fun. Lots of unattractive fun."

The list author says:
	"A double CD of Foreigner. That's right. Foreigner."