DRINKING BAD!

The list author says:
	"No, clown, no!"

The list author says:
	"No, Mickey Rourke, no!"

The list author says:
	"No, Nicolas Cage and sort of Elisabeth Shue, no!"

The list author says:
	"No, college students, no!"

The list author says:
	"No, Pete Hamill, no!"

The list author says:
	"No, Hemingway, no! It's tolling for thee!"

The list author says:
	"No, Dylan Thomas, no!"

The list author says:
	"Nein, Germans, nein!"

The list author says:
	"No, dummies, no!"

The list author says:
	"No, Belushi, no!"

The list author says:
	"No, monkey, no!"

The list author says:
	"No, Mark Gauvreau Judge whoever you are, no!"