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Is your inheritance wasting away accumulating in some trust fund instead of being put to good use? Well you have come to the right place but be careful with the one-click purchase option.

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The physical embodiment of the decadence of the rich and the subjugation of the poor.

Certified Diamond (Oval, Fair cut, 16.05 carats, G color, VS2 clarity)
The ring is extra.

VIP Bleacher 10 Row/140 Seat/21'-Fence
I like to keep one set at home and another at work just in case a crowd shows up.

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Snickerdoodle--the champagne of coffees.

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Can you believe it? I lost mine at the gym.

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I used to use a snow globe and it was just as pretty.

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Don't ever let anybody borrow this pen.

Procurve Access Control-client S/w 25K License
I don't know what this does but I bought two just in case they might come in handy.

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If your home is your castle, why not add a throne?

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Ok, at first blush it might seem like a lot for a magazine subscription, but it's really only $5,976.89 per issue.

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The text of this book is larger than the E on an eye chart.

Mesquite Headboard/ Endboard/ Railings Bedroom Furniture
You ought to see the rest of the bed.

Leica M7 "50 Year M" System with SUMMILUX-M 1:1.4/50mm ASPH Special Edition Set in Titanium
You know those watches that sell for $25 but look like they cost $10,000? Well here's a camera that sells for $10,000 but looks like it cost $25 in 1954.

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I had to return this item because my dog kept attacking it.

JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
With this item you'll be ready for World War III. But don't expect to survive. No one will.

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The world's most expensive document per page, with the possible exception of a decree of divorce.

Power Plate pro5 AIRdaptive Vibration Training Machine
If you're really serious about losing a few pounds, buy this in England.

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Good for your skin, bad for your wallet.

Neostyle 18K Gold & Diamond Prescription Eyewear - Mozart
You'll look better even if you don't see better.

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I know a lady who took out a second mortgage on her home to buy this purse. Or was it the other way around?

Art of Dog
Under $100,000? No wonder they're out of stock.

Slate Flagstone Slate Golden Sun 1 crate
I still remember the good old days when a crate of flagstone only cost $120,000.

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1.  Certified Diamond (Oval, Fair cut, 16.05 carats, G color, VS2 clarity)  by Amazon.com Collection
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2.  VIP Bleacher 10 Row/140 Seat/21'-Fence  by NATIONAL RECREATIONA
$12,976.76 Used & New from: $10,152.79
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3.  Procurve Access Control-client S/w 25K License [CD-ROM]  by HP
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4.  Mesquite Headboard/ Endboard/ Railings Bedroom Furniture  by Spanish Concha Look in Mesquite
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5.  Leica M7 "50 Year M" System with SUMMILUX-M 1:1.4/50mm ASPH Special Edition Set in Titanium  by Leica
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6.  JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank  by Nao
Used & New from: $19,999.95
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7.  Power Plate pro5 AIRdaptive Vibration Training Machine  by Power Plate
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8.  Neostyle 18K Gold & Diamond Prescription Eyewear - Mozart  by Paris Miki
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9.  Art of Dog  by B. S. Chen
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10.  Slate Flagstone Slate Golden Sun 1 crate  by Daltile
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Last updated: 7/23/08
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