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Chris Illuminati (Author)
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January 14, 2011
Whatever the problem, an asshole knows how to deal. And for those who don't--but want to--there's this guide. It takes the concepts covered in the bestselling original and applies them to everyday life.

Now you can quit being a pansy and get what you want without looking like a douchebag. It's spelled out step by step. Need to sign a new account? Done. Score better seats to the playoff game? Handled. Pick up that girl at the bar? Easy when you're an asshole.

Class was dismissed at the conclusion of A--holeology. Now it's time to take to the field with The Cheat Sheet.


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About the Author

Chris Illuminati is a freelance writer and fulltime a**hole. He's a regular contributor to sites such as AskMen.com and The BachelorGuy.com, and pretends to be witty daily on www.chrisilluminati.com. He lives at home with his wife and son.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 192 pages
  • Publisher: Adams Media; Original edition (January 14, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1440510172
  • ISBN-13: 978-1440510175
  • Product Dimensions: 7.1 x 4.3 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 4.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #450,077 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

When I told my family I was officially an author because of my Amazon page they misunderstood and thought I'd been sent to the actual Amazon. They wished me luck and sold my clothes. The man that bought my favorite mock turtleneck is a lucky fella.

I'm a full time content editor and part-time freelancer and new dad. I write about, um, everything. Check out my work, go to my website and feel free to reach out with an email. Follow me on Twitter @chrisilluminati.

As if I'd go to the Amazon naked. Jerks.

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
Already read cover to cover! December 28, 2010
Format:Paperback|Amazon Verified Purchase
This follow up to the debut Assholeology is as easy to read as the first. It is written so that it can be understood by all, but doesn't feel dumbed down at all. If you have the first book, you MUST have this one. If you don't have the first one, get this one, and you'll love it so much, you'll go buy the first one. Promise.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
awesome January 21, 2011
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had the book on the plane with me and was laughing out loud (you know, old school style... not LOL'ng). got some awesome looks. super entertaining and well written. go, chris!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
Too funny!!! March 17, 2011
By erin
Format:Kindle Edition
I purchased the book for my husband, and I found myself picking it up again and again until I read the book from cover to cover. I laughed the whole way through! My husband has the first book, and this book is even funnier than the first. Buy it!!!
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
Gentlemen, we can rebuild the cheat sheet...we have the...
Author Chris Illuminati returns with a CliffsNotes-esque self-help guide loaded with the real life scenarios that can test the spirit of any aspiring a******. Read more
Published 12 months ago by Jared Castle
Must Read!!!
Best book since the Bible... but funnier. A witty, comedic view of the world that the reader can relate to... Very funny book. Read more
Published 14 months ago by Weber
Hilarious Read!
Once I opened this book, I didn't put it down until I read it through. It was a quick, easy and hilarious read. Read more
Published 14 months ago by Dana
Should be on every man's bookshelf
This book is a definitive how-to guide to get what you want in life by not being a pushover. Way better than the first it does exactly what it says, it puts the science of being an... Read more
Published 14 months ago by Geno
Me? An a-hole? Never!
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll spit out your coffee at the most inopportune time.

The cheat sheet has all the wit and charm and assholiness of the first book and then... Read more
Published 14 months ago by Megan Powell
I spit out my coffee!
Okay so I purchased the first book and enjoyed it so much and couldn't wait for the second...and I was not disappointed. Read more
Published 14 months ago by jenz036
Loved it!
I bought this book as a V-day gift for my husband and he loved it. He was laughing so much while reading it, that I ended up reading it myself and it is hilarious!
Published 14 months ago by best wife ever
A Necessary Sequel
The first book Assholeology: The Science Behind Getting Your Way - and Getting Away with it told you what you already kinda knew to be true, but didn't really know how or why. Read more
Published 16 months ago by Jason Moles
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