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Product Details

  • Paperback: 192 pages
  • Publisher: Adams Media; Original edition (January 14, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1440510172
  • ISBN-13: 978-1440510175
  • Product Dimensions: 0.5 x 4.2 x 7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 4.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #507,939 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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About the Author

Chris Illuminati is a freelance writer and fulltime a**hole. He's a regular contributor to sites such as AskMen.com and The BachelorGuy.com, and pretends to be witty daily on www.chrisilluminati.com. He lives at home with his wife and son.

More About the Author

When I told my family I was officially an author because of my Amazon page they misunderstood and thought I'd been sent to the actual Amazon. They wished me luck and sold my clothes. The man that bought my favorite mock turtleneck is a lucky fella.

I'm a full time content editor and part-time freelancer and new dad. I write about, um, everything. Check out my work, go to my website and feel free to reach out with an email. Follow me on Twitter @chrisilluminati.

As if I'd go to the Amazon naked. Jerks.

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I laughed the whole way through!
erin
A great book for the man in your life who needs to grow a pair, or the guy who needs to refine his jerky ways.
Megan Powell
A witty, comedic view of the world that the reader can relate to... Very funny book.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful By J. Smythe on January 21, 2011
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had the book on the plane with me and was laughing out loud (you know, old school style... not LOL'ng). got some awesome looks. super entertaining and well written. go, chris!
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful By E. Watterson on December 28, 2010
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This follow up to the debut Assholeology is as easy to read as the first. It is written so that it can be understood by all, but doesn't feel dumbed down at all. If you have the first book, you MUST have this one. If you don't have the first one, get this one, and you'll love it so much, you'll go buy the first one. Promise.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By erin on March 17, 2011
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I purchased the book for my husband, and I found myself picking it up again and again until I read the book from cover to cover. I laughed the whole way through! My husband has the first book, and this book is even funnier than the first. Buy it!!!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Jason Moles on January 17, 2011
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The first book Assholeology: The Science Behind Getting Your Way - and Getting Away with it told you what you already kinda knew to be true, but didn't really know how or why. This is the 'Applied Science' of being an A**hole in real life. If this book were to have come out 10 years ago I swear I would be making more money driving a sports car - these little nuggets of truth are MONEY! Buy this now or forever remain a loser.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Lee Scott on October 30, 2013
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This little book is even better than the original A**hology book. A lot of this stuff would take balls as big as church bells to do. One of my favorites; taking your dad to a strip club so you can blackmail him later...this is gold! I hope to see more from this author, he didn't need the other two when writing the original, Mr. Illuminati is a genius.
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Author Chris Illuminati returns with a CliffsNotes-esque self-help guide loaded with the real life scenarios that can test the spirit of any aspiring a******.

Illuminati, a regular contributor to Penthouse and Details, delivers a pocket-sized sequel to A******ology: The Science Behind Getting Your Way - and Getting Away with it. Think of it as a "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" instruction manual that can help you hang with the Wolf Pack.

In case you confuse the difference, Illuminati provides regular tips called "Don't be a Douche." For example, he writes, "If you're out of college, older than twenty-one, and don't have lacrosse practice, you shouldn't shop at Hollister, Abercrombie, or any other trendy kiddie stores. Only a douche dresses younger than it says on his driver's license."

My wife's magazines - Health, Sunset and Prevention - dominate the reading selection in our bathroom. This book is a perfect antidote. The sequel's smaller size is a handy restroom companion, fitting nicely atop a tank lid or wedged behind a roll of toilet paper.
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