On the opening page victarion blows the hell horn, the subsequent 452 pages are the horn blowing.
Followed by 248 pages of cyvasse games
And lastly 476 pages of the words
"Where do whores go?" Repeated roughly 5789 times
The last 12 pages will be blank where the reader iis encouraged to fill in his or her own ending.
More plot advancement would happen that way than in book 5.
Seriously though I feel as if all the characters "almost" did something.
I'm sorely disappointed. Anyone else feel like this? There were a couple shocks but tyrion didn't reach Dany. Aegon is alive? ? Jon didn't do much except die. Nonetheless he will come back half way through the next book. Davis is off to find bran I guess? Sam wasn't mentioned. Jaime didn't do anything. Aryas plotline has completely skewed from the rest, she could be a completely different book from the series. The dragons didn't dance. Infraction they didn't do much. Victarion is still awesome but didn't get to Dany. Quentyn didn't reach Dany. Oh wait he did but it didn't change plot line then he died.
Every character comes back to life. Even the red priest morqorro. ?