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by Jim Hightower (Author) "little known fact that neck cricks are a common occu zard among your politicking class-right up there with wrist sprains, smile cramps, and cologne burn..." (more)
Key Phrases: sweatshop system, campaign cash, corporate lobbyists, Wall Street, White House, New York Times (more...)
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Liberal populist Jim Hightower has a knack for naming books; before If the Gods Had Meant Us to Vote... came There's Nothing in the Middle of the Road but Yellow Stripes and Dead Armadillos. Even the chapter titles of the current volume reveal Hightower's way with words as well as they underscore his themes: "Some Say We Need a Third Party, I Wish We Had a Second One" and "Plutocracy Is Not Government by a Far-Off Planet." Hightower speaks for angry, disaffected Americans who view both Democrats and Republicans as sleazy money-grubbers who do the bidding of wealthy multinational corporations. He is one of the sharpest voices on the Left, and also a very funny one. Even right-wingers will find themselves laughing at some of his jokes, and the Pat Buchanan set may see a few points of agreement. Ultimately, though, If the Gods Had Meant Us to Vote... isn't a book for conservatives, but for liberals who feel that not even the Democratic Party can represent them in the era of Bill Clinton and Al Gore. Hightower's enthusiasm is contagious: "Hey, let's gut it up, decamp from Washington, put our resources in the countryside, slug the corporate bastards right in the snout, and get it on with a grassroots politics that gives regular folks a reason to be excited and get involved." Readers already inclined toward these views will be eager to join Hightower's crusade by the time they finish his energetic book. --John J. Miller --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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With a disarmingly folksy charm, writer and former Texas agriculture commissioner Hightower skewers George W. Bush, Al Gore, America's moneyed interests, the presidential selection process, corporate greed, the corruption of the political process by big money, the wage gap, globalization, and a whole lot more. Part critique of the corruption of American life and politics, part Populist manifesto, this sometimes witty, often irreverent, on-target book offers readers a welcome respite from the more mundane, mainstream accounts of contemporary politics. Outspokenness of this sort can seem harsh, angry, and abrasive--and Hightower is indeed angry. But his is an anger fused with wit and insight that draws readers in instead of pushing them away. This valuable contribution will offend, entertain, and enlighten. For public and academic libraries.
---Michael A. Genovese, Loyola Marymount Univ., Los Angeles
Copyright 2000 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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Product Details
  • Paperback: 448 pages
  • Publisher: Harper Paperbacks; Revised edition (February 20, 2001)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0060932090
  • ISBN-13: 978-0060932091
  • Product Dimensions: 8 x 5.3 x 1.1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars 35 customer reviews (35 customer reviews)
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little known fact that neck cricks are a common occu zard among your politicking class-right up there with wrist sprains, smile cramps, and cologne burn. Read the first page
Key Phrases - Statistically Improbable Phrases (SIPs): (learn more)
sweatshop system, campaign cash, corporate lobbyists, economic fairness, political money, confidence index
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Wall Street, White House, New York Times, Los Angeles, United States, Bill Clinton, Goldman Sachs, They Would Nave Given Us Candidates, New Hampshire, Trent Lott, They Would Have Given Us Candidates, Bill Bradley, General Motors, World Trade Organization, George Bush, Philip Morris, President Clinton, They Would Hare Given Us Candidates, Time Warner, Conference Board, East Liverpool, Robber Barons, Lockheed Martin, Ralph Lauren, Santa Monica
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