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Shawn Wayans (star of the hit prime-time WB Network Television show The Wayans Bros.), Chris Spencer (host of the upcoming national late night talk show Vibe), and Suli McCullough (up-and-coming comedian, actor, writer) bring their lively brand of humor to the page in a book sure to tickle city- and country-bound alike. More than a place, the authors remind us, "ghetto" is a state of mind; "If Hillary Clinton ever picked up Chelsea from school with rollers in her hair...guess what? The First Lady be ghetto."You can read your haircut
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Your fingernails are longer than your fingers
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You know you're ghetto if...
You have a wife and kids but still live with your parents.
You don't have two pieces of ID.
You didn't know there were two Lionels on The Jeffersons.
You chew ice.
You cain't, kant, can't spell "can't".
You wear house shoes to the grocery store.
You were close enough to hit Reginald Denny.
You go trick-or-treating without a costume.
You pee in the shower.
You have to put stuff on layaway at the 99-cent store.
You're nineteen and you just met your father.
When you were little you had to be in the house before the streetlights came on.
You think you can kick Mike Tyson's ass.
You go to church just to pick up women.
You've ever had to have a police escort to a baby shower.
You've ever slapped someone over the prize in the cereal box. Copyright 1997 by Next to Last Productions, Out Too Much Productions and Suli McCullough. Illustrations copyright 1997 by George Hay.
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Shawn Wayans (star of the hit prime-time WB Network Television show The Wayans Bros.), Chris Spencer (host of the upcoming national late night talk show Vibe), and Suli McCullough (up-and-coming comedian, actor, writer) bring their lively brand of humor to the page in a book sure to tickle city- and country-bound alike. More than a place, the authors remind us, "ghetto" is a state of mind; "If Hillary Clinton ever picked up Chelsea from school with rollers in her hair...guess what? The First Lady be ghetto."
Among other ways to tell if you're ghetto:
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You know you're ghetto if...
You have a wife and kids but still live with your parents.
You don't have two pieces of ID.
You didn't know there were two Lionels on The Jeffersons.
You chew ice.
You cain't, kant, can't spell "can't".
You wear house shoes to the grocery store.
You were close enough to hit Reginald Denny.
You go trick-or-treating without a costume.
You pee in the shower.
You have to put stuff on layaway at the 99-cent store.
You're nineteen and you just met your father.
When you were little you had to be in the house before the streetlights came on.
You think you can kick Mike Tyson's ass.
You go to church just to pick up women.
You've ever had to have a police escort to a baby shower.
You've ever slapped someone over the prize in the cereal box. Copyright 1997 by Next to Last Productions, Out Too Much Productions and Suli McCullough. Illustrations copyright 1997 by George Hay.
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