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by Steve H. Graham (Author)
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Product Description
Tired of tofu? Sick of salad? REVOLT! Eat What You Want and Die Like a Man will put you back in touch with your Inner Hog.

This collection of humor essays by Miami-area writer Steve H. Graham contains about two dozen recipes that are as deadly as they are delicious.

Learn to make treats such as yeast-raised doughnuts deep-fried in lard, chicken-fried ribeye on a giant bacon-grease biscuit, coconut flan with seven egg yolks, five-hundred-calorie brownies, and hash-brown Yukon Gold casserole with cheese and over a pint of sour cream.

This book should come with a Biohazard decal!


Product Details

  • Paperback: 134 pages
  • Publisher: iUniverse, Inc. (May 30, 2004)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0595318452
  • ISBN-13: 978-0595318452
  • Product Dimensions: 8.8 x 5.8 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.2 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars See all reviews (18 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #1,109,543 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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25 of 26 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny as hell and fattening too..., June 30, 2004
By Kevin P. Menard "Kevin" (Denton, Texas USA) - See all my reviews
The evilest cookbook I've seen... even worse than Kill it and Grill it. Not bad as in bad food but bad as in addictingly good food that will cause your vegan freinds to suicide. Heck, the bacon grease even gets into the biscuits and the veggies...(I think there is a veggie somewhere in here). Seriously, this is one heck of a book that makes recipes the way Grandma did: does it taste good and will it put meat on your bones. The answer to both is yes.

So far we have tried six recipes and they are all keepers. Well, after the author told us about the flour. The fudge wasn't bad but the brownies are "worth a walk." Normally, I'd consider a cookbook a keeper for 2 recipes and we are well past that now.

Add to outrageous good but fattening recipes, a sick twisted humor that somehow avoided the political correctness virus and you have a cookbook that almost promises hours of entertainment when given to your vegan peace-nik co-workers.

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17 of 17 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Superb!!, July 23, 2004
Just got it a couple of days ago, and I've been chuckling ever since. The author is apparently half-insane, but that's okay, as his insanity seems to stem from the extreme oppression that the food police so delight in inflicting on ordinary mortals.

This book may be offensive to the joyless and easily offended, but, hey, you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. That is also okay, as the joyless and easily offended probably prefer bean sprouts and tofu anyway.

I found his chapter on barbeque, in particular, very useful. Pay strict attention to his dissertation on cast iron skillets. I believe there may be a typo in the discussion on red-eye gravy. IMHO, red-eye gravy needs to be made with coffee, not water. Sure, you can make ham gravy with water, but then it's just gravy, not red-eye. Your mileage may vary.

If you enjoy life, you will enjoy this book and should buy it for yourself. If your life is plagued by professional killjoys, buy it as a gift for them just to be annoying. Either way, you win!

If you don't enjoy life - well, go forth, eat your raw carrots in peace, and let history forget you were ever our countryman.
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15 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Warning, you can also die laughing!, July 3, 2004
By Ruth H (Rockport, TX USA) - See all my reviews
"WARNING!!! THIS BOOK IS A CHOKING HAZARD!! DO NOT READ WHILE EATING. It is hilarious. And the recipes, should I ever get around to trying them, look like the greatest thing since Mom's. (or mine)".
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5.0 out of 5 stars Great Food, Much Funny
I like food.

No, let me rephrase that. I really like food. I love food! I love eating food, I'm pretty keen on making food and then eating it, and basically, that... Read more
Published 15 months ago by A. Young

5.0 out of 5 stars Funniest Cookbook Ever
Steve-o writes what is hands-down the funniest cookbook in print. And the recipies are great as well. This is just like Grandma used to make, only a bit better. Read more
Published on May 9, 2007 by H. Burns

5.0 out of 5 stars Probably the funniest cookbook ever written.
Most cookbooks are kept on a shelf in or near the kitchen and only pulled down when you need a recipe for baked yak or whatever. Read more
Published on May 7, 2007 by Richard B. Ewald

4.0 out of 5 stars Excellent
A Wunnerful Book - The humor is great oh and BTW did i mention the recipes - yes Yum yum

Published on March 8, 2007 by Bernard H. Mccormick

5.0 out of 5 stars Gave as a gift, wanted to steal it back
Am I a bad daughter because I gave a book that says "Die Like A Man" to my father?
Nahhh. I bought it for teh funny AND the wickedly good food. Read more
Published on March 2, 2007 by Deo Gratia

5.0 out of 5 stars This book is great take note!
The only bad thing anyone can muster about this wonderful little book is V. R. Randolph's sissy comment that its foul-mouthed. Read more
Published on May 10, 2006 by Joshua Hiles

1.0 out of 5 stars WARNING: Foul-mouthed and sick
Not only does this book contain "sick twisted humor," as stated by another reviewer, it is foul-mouthed and dishonorable. Read more
Published on December 26, 2005 by V. R. Randolph

5.0 out of 5 stars Funniest book in years!
Steve Graham has outdone himself with this book. It is definitely the funniest book I've read in years; it had me laughing out loud, in public. Read more
Published on July 17, 2004 by J. Burgess

4.0 out of 5 stars Get it!
Great recipes, and some seriously funny writing.

Fattening food and annoying social commentary, with a ticked-off-looking pig on the cover; what more can you ask for?

Published on July 2, 2004 by Mark Brothers

4.0 out of 5 stars Get it!
Great recipes and social commentary on the side.

What more can you ask for?

Funny reading, and tastes great.

Published on July 2, 2004 by Mark

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