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by Simon Rich (Author)
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A contributor to Mad, 22-year-old Rich is a Harvard senior, a former president of the Harvard Lampoon and the son of New York Times columnist Frank Rich. Half of the short humor pieces collected here previously appeared in the Harvard Lampoon, and Rich has taken his college collage and mixed it with new material for a satirical salmagundi that bites back. Since brevity is the soul of wit, the book has 57 varieties of playlets, essays and mirthful monologues, and most are only two pages long. Imaginative premises abound, such as X Files with dog characters. In the title piece, ants plot an escape: "We've been digging tunnels ever since we got here. We always end up hitting glass." Since a college-level audience is targeted, older readers might find some references puzzling. In his original proposal to Random House (a portion of which was printed in the New York Observer), he claimed that the "subject matter—horrible, inescapable doom—is well-suited for a younger audience.... I think kids will be attracted to the book's unpredictability. The tone remains constant throughout, but the topic changes every page with the abruptness of an iPod shuffle." True, these fragments are fun, and some are so abrupt they could have been iPhoned in. Others are as unpredictable as YouTube, as in your face as MySpace (which will both surely be used for online promotions). (Apr. 3)
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In this collection of comic vignettes, Rich, a Harvard senior and former president of the I^ Harvard Lampoon, displays a knack for extracting humor from scenarios of discomfort and despair. There's the son who unwittingly exposes his single mother's promiscuity, the nerd who becomes cool in the eyes of his Bulgarian pen pal, and the factory employee who goes a little nuts on the job. Performance anxiety among pandas, small talk gone wrong, the validity of "love coupons" when a relationship goes bad--all are covered here. Readers also learn about unlikely applications of math. (Who knew solving a trigonometry problem could mitigate a murderer's wrath?) And on the liabilities of being invisible, Rich writes: "When I was a lifeguard, I never got any credit for any of my heroic rescues. It was always 'angel this' and 'angel that.'" Some of the selections are more dark than droll (a boy's discovery of his father's alcohol cache, the text message of a teenager with hepatitis C), but all have the same good-natured goal: finding levity amid the gravity of everyday life. Allison Block
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 160 pages
  • Publisher: Random House Trade Paperbacks (April 3, 2007)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1400065887
  • ISBN-13: 978-1400065882
  • Product Dimensions: 7.8 x 5.2 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 6.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars See all reviews (30 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #96,476 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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8 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Is this funny or not?, August 27, 2007
In the interest of total objectivity I attached myself to the Universal Laugh-O-Meter (available from the Harvard Lampoon for more money than you've got) as I read this. But first I had to calibrate the meter. I showed myself the clip of George W. Bush strutting across an aircraft carrier with the banner "Mission Accomplished" overhead wearing the cod piece and carrying the helmet under his arm, looking like he just got back from a swell bombing mission over Baghdad.

Laugh-O-Meter: 10! Very funny!

I watched a clip of Bill Clinton solemnly weighing the meaning of certain words before coming up with "That depends on what the meaning of 'is' is."

Laugh-O-Meter 9! Very funny, but not quite hilarious.

Then I watched some old "Laugh In" skits...

Laugh-O-Meter 3 to 4. Moderately unfunny!

...some early Saturday Night Live...

Laugh-O-Meter 7. Funny for sure!

...and finally I studied shots of Alberto Gonzalez pondering...pondering...not recalling...not recalling...lying under oath...furling his brow...pondering...not recalling...

Laugh-O-Meter 6.5. Just plain funny!

So armed, I started reading Simon Rich's book. Wow. There's a lot of air in the book, two nearly blank pages every chapter break, plenty of spacing between lines, etc., and even so the book's only 139 pages long. I was done in twenty minutes! I got a print out of the Laugh-O-Meter's ratings. Here are some highlights:

"the ride back to beersheba" (titles are in lowercase so you don't have to hit the shift key--got to love the efficiency of the text messaging crowd) in which a modern day Abraham is returning from the mountain having almost killed his son in the name of The Father and is now working hard to keep Isaac from telling mom about it. He says to his son, just tell Mom what we did was "pretty normal." (p. 4)

Laugh-O-Meter 5. Mildly amusing but deep!

"a conversation at the grown-ups' table as imagined at the kids' table" (p. 5)

Laugh-O-Meter 8. Very funny! But more than that, slyly true! ("MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy." Later: "MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I'm crazy!")

But then things started to get unfunny. I recorded a couple of 2's and a 3 and then there was "math problems" which peaked at 4.5, in which a math teacher's Unit 4 Test (with word problems) inadvertently projects onto his students his marital and drinking difficulties, including a geometric calculous of how far he must stay away from his ex-wife by court order amid calculations about the price of rum.

After that there were a few sparklers, e.g., "what goes through my mind when I'm home alone (from my mom's perspective)." "Hmm...Better go through the medicine cabinet and drink all the medicine for no reason. Wait, what's this? A note telling me not to 'drink any medicines'? Thank God! I was about to do that. I was about to drink all the medicines and kill myself because I'm retarded." Notice that this is actually from the kid's perspective imagining his mom's rationale.

Laugh-O-Meter 7! Funny!

But that was about it. Rich is best when he uses the something-seen-as-happening-from-another-person's-perspective comedic technique, especially kids looking at adults. He is at his worst when at the end of the book he gives us some army/war type of humor. Never been there. Never done that. Laugh-O-Meter 0.1. Kind of like a Harvard undergrad trying to imagine combat. Huh? My mom would NEVER let me go! Be serious.

Consequently, although this is not what you might call laugh out loud funny, it does perhaps somewhat inadvertently probe beneath the flimsy veneer of a certain world view that I might call prep school ennui (I have to go to school because I am going to inherit the world because my dad says so, but my mom still hasn't picked up the wash, and anyway I've got some serious pimples to pop, etc., etc., and so on, give me a total break and no I will not loan you my blue blazer cause you barfed on the last thing I lent you and besides it doesn't fit because you've still got CHILDHOOD OBESITY, dumbfart.)

By the way, the title piece is about ants trying to tunnel their way out of the glass enclosure of the "ant farm" as seen from the ants' point of view. Laugh-O-Meter 5. But good at describing symbolically the human predicament as seen from a kid's perspective.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Silly Short Stuff, August 28, 2007
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These stories are very very short which is good. If they were any longer they might well result in emotional damage to the reader. Mr. Rich's imagination takes us where few have gone before.

I mean what would you do if an angry murderer threatened you with death if you didn't come up with the correct answer to a trigonometry problem (sin2x=2cosinxsinx)? Have you ever thought how difficult it would be to wage war using Swiss army knives? Is it really true that God intervenes to help Orel Hershiser pitch his way to victory? Is it a fact that scientist Stephen Hawking is really a time traveler? Is it possible for ants to dig to freedom from a glass walled ant farm?

Do these story topics pique your interest? If so cough up 10 bucks and buy the book. If they leave you cold, well, hey spend the money on a six pack, and have fun that way.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing!, August 1, 2007
I love Simon Rich's sense of humor. His imaginings of what a situation would be like (What a conversation between God and the man who stands with a cardboard sign informing the public the end is near, for example, or what his mother believes runs through his mind when he is home alone at age 15) are just brilliant. Not all the entries are great, but the gems make up for the others. I loved sharing this with my family and friends, and despite age, gender, and frankly taste difference, they all found something to love in ANT FARM. The book goes fast, but you can revisit it again and again. It is well worth buying.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Funny, if a little uneven
This is a very short but very funny collection of imagined scenes by a former Harvard Lampoon writer. Read more
Published 2 months ago by J. Bosiljevac

2.0 out of 5 stars not that impressed
i was disapointed in this book. there were a few stories i thought were funny but the rest were too far fetched and dull.
Published 4 months ago by Chenoa Prather

1.0 out of 5 stars How did this book get published?
I hate to be cynical, but I can't helping musing about how this book, which could have been thrown together by a randomly selected undergraduate, got published; each of Rich's... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Psychologist

5.0 out of 5 stars Very very funny
This is a short and very funny book, lent to me by the estimable Dr. ASK in order to prove a philosophical point about what books you should keep (answer: this one) and what ones... Read more
Published 6 months ago by William Whyte

4.0 out of 5 stars fun on the run
Perfect little book if you are in a hurry and enjoy laughing out loud. Drinking chocolate milk while reading guarantees a mess.
Published 8 months ago by H. Winslow

5.0 out of 5 stars Best Book of 2007--By Far
What an original, fresh, smart voice! Simon Rich's very short stories made me laugh out loud and buy many copies for friends and relatives of varied ages and tastes. Read more
Published 8 months ago by CJM

4.0 out of 5 stars Pretty funny, and QUICK read
Just a bunch of funny, short stories and/or observations. I think my favorite had to be the ones about math & calculators :o) Those couple of stories made the WHOLE book worth... Read more
Published 8 months ago by Christina Prevot

4.0 out of 5 stars "I'm not trying to get negative, I'm just...(Sighs)"

That pretty much sums up this snarky, cynical and humorous collection of speculations and observations from Simon Rich. Read more
Published 8 months ago by gonzobrarian

5.0 out of 5 stars If you don't laugh at the very first 2 pages, you need to check your pulse.
This is, hands down, the funniest book I have ever read. It's a collection of very short essays, each of which is funnier than the next one. Read more
Published 9 months ago by Charles Dickens Lover

1.0 out of 5 stars A whole lot of hype over nothing...
There are 4 maybe 5 funny pieces in this padded-out, repetitive and ultimately disappointing compilation. It's amazing what a buttload of marketing can do for a book.
Published 15 months ago by David Meltzer

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