With the Vice President's recent death and President DeWitt's health worsening by the day, the precarious balance of power between the Democratic President and a Republican-controlled Congress has moved to the right. Albert Wantner, the politically shrewd Speaker of the House, will ascend to the Presidency if the ill and elderly President dies before a new "veep" is appointed. For this reason, Wantner plans to delay Congressional approval of any candidate, and the President realizes that he must choose a person so politically pure that the public will clamor for his confirmation and punish Wantner for any delay. Enter Roberto Huerta, a disillusioned first-term, Democtratic congressman from Texas, who recently became American's newest celebrity by rescuing a woman from an assault by Washington street thugs. After some soul searching, Huerta accepts the President's offer, and a bitter - but ultimately successful - bid for Congressional approval takes place. Soon after Huerta is sworn in, the President drops a bombshell in a speech to a joint session of Congress, leaving a frightened and somewhat astonished Huerta struggling to establish a Capra-esque executive branch that is truly directed "...by the people...".
Diagnosed with Parkinson's disease in 2000 at age 45, for Bill Schmalfeldt PD was "just a concept" for the first several years. As his condition worsened and he went to work for the US Federal Government's premiere Medical Research Agency, Bill began to search for clinical research trials that might shed some light on his disease -- afflicting 1.5 million Americans with 50- to 60-thousand new diagnoses each year. He found that for most clinical trials, he either had "too much" Parkinson's disease or "not enough."
At length, he found one that fit perfectly. It was a phase one trial of Deep Brain Stimulation in Early Parkinson's Disease at Vanderbilt University Medical Center. According to the inclusion/exclusion requirements, he was a perfect candidate. One catch... if he were to be one of the 15 people randomized to the surgical group, he would have to undergo brain surgery for the implantation of the DBS devices.
After discussing it with his neurologist and family, Bill decided to enroll in the trial in 2007. He was, in fact, randomized to the surgical group and had the surgery in June 2007.
His book "Put On Your Parky Face" tells the story of Bill's journey, from blog and diary entries at the time. He takes you into the operating room with him as he remains awake for the seven-hour brain surgery. He writes about the highs, the lows, the good days and the bad ones. He writes with a twinkle in his eye and with a sense of humor that makes one wonder how one can write such a funny book about such a serious subject.
DBS is not a cure for PD and Bill's disease continues to progress. He is filing for early disability retirement from his government agency. In the meantime, he hopes to use this book and other means to raise awareness about Parkinson's disease.
100 percent of the author proceeds from the sale of this book will be donated to the National Parkinson Foundation and the Charles DBS Research Fund at Vanderbilt University Medical Center.
Check out Bill's other titles as well...
Why I Hate America, Freedom and Everything Decent
Can You BE A Tea Party Member and STILL Call Yourself CHRISTIAN?
Undercover Trucker
Hunky Dunk
End Times
"...by the people..."
Outrageous Accusations and Damnable Lies
