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Not For Rebel Scum
on August 12, 2014
From the moment I donned this glorious piece of Imperial propaganda, I felt the Dark Side of the Force surge through my body; also, a plate of cookies magically appeared, which was wicked awesome to boot. Feeling the sheer power that this relic presented me, I left my apartment to spread Imperial rule. The hordes of unsuspecting citizens basked in the glory that unfolded before them. Ladies of all races (especially those Twi'leks) flocked to me like a crackhead seeing deathsticks who chose not to go home and rethink their lives. After about an hour, I was even able to point out the droids that the troopers were most looking for, foiling the plans of the Rebel scum. I even got the chance to have dinner with a Moff; they served marinated Mon Calimari, which was quite delicious actually.
Do you enjoy cookies? Does the thought of screaming Ewoks running in terror from you sound appealing? Do you like the be fed grapes from Twi'lek women while dining in the presence of a Hutt? Then this shirt is for you.
*Side note: the shirt fit nicely and feels great