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on May 12, 2015
I bought this to gear up for the women's World Cup; little did I know it was more than just a jersey but a symbol of freedom and bad assness.
As I continued to unwrap it I heard angels singing God Bless America so well I had an outer body experience looking down at me crying in tears of joy.
When I say tears of joy I mean Coors; not that weak Coors light, but Coors banquet. Fresh from the grand ole American Rockies!
After the second encore of the song I dropped from the sky just to be saved in time by the Enola Gay which was on another mission to put boots to asses!
As the Enola Gay was streaking through the sky Toby Keith was singing Courtesy of the Red White Blue as we dropped bombs on those commie bastards in North Korea
After we delivered justice and freedom to that little country I jumped out of the plane and turned into an eagle and soared home just in time to watch USAMNT beat Mexico