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Women Prison Movie With Lots of Showering,
This review is from: Under Lock and Key (DVD)
Did Shakespeare ever write a women's prison sonnet or play? Um, no.
It's not exactly a Pulitzer-winning genre of storytelling.
What exactly are your expectations?
Do you really need an intricate plot to understand or to enjoy a women in prison movie?
Look at the cover - is Meryl Streep on the cover?
Does this film feature nudity? Yes.
Does it feature nudity like clockwork every 3-5 minutes? Yes.
Is there a lot of showering? Yes.
Is there lots of women in prison showering? Yes.
Do they do away with pointless male leads who only serve to block the showering women? Yes.
Does this movie have a plot? Yes.
Is it a good plot? (Did I mention there are about 20 nude & or nude showering scenes?)
On the plot, yes, it's feeble but the women are gorgeous, they are very clean from all the showering and there is nudity - what more do you need?
Deduct 1/2 star for a non-imaginative title and 1/2 star for touching and soaping but no real lesbian prison showering or otherwise scene - overall, one of the finest showering women in prison movies EVER made in the last 1,000 years. (okay, the first 965 years were kind of slow for the subgenre).
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Initial post: Dec 19, 2011 9:27:45 PM PST
G. A. Udoji says:
quite interesting comment and i must say original.
Posted on Dec 25, 2011 2:09:50 AM PST
Kevin R. Elliott says:
Best. review. EVER!!!
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