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This review is from: Tide Original Scent Liquid Laundry Detergent , 50 Fl Oz, 2 Count (Health and Beauty)
It was a cold stormy night, and I had just finished destroying eighteen villages single handed. My garments were drenched in the blood of a thousand innocent men and my face ran with cold sweat. After returning to my cabin on the top of the tallest mountain in my humble town I came upon the stark realization that I was filthy, like a beaten dog. I needed to find relief from my putrid existence, and lo and behold, there stood before my eyes a 2 pack of small orange flasks, and inscribed in some ancient language on the face of the flasks was the glorious word "TIDE". I walked outside, flasks in hand, and in the rain I dropped a single drop of this mysterious fluid onto my blood-soaked tunic and suddenly it was as clean as the day Odin gave it to me. I did the same with the rest of my vestments and gained the adoration of my entire village. My life has never been the same, and now I know the reason for all of the happiness in the world. Thank you Tide. Thank you....
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Initial post: Sep 12, 2011 1:22:51 PM PDT
P. Moore says:
Best review I ever read on Amazon in all these years!
Posted on Jan 4, 2013 7:50:30 AM PST
Alexis Ward says:
So....there are 18 destroyed villages and who was left to witness this chemical intervention from Valhalla?
Tide...it gets the squishy villager parts off a variety of fabrics.
Posted on Jan 29, 2013 11:41:52 AM PST
Nik E. says:
This is not an Amazon Verified Purchase, so I can't trust it.
Posted on Feb 12, 2013 10:39:34 PM PST
Thanks for a grin...
Posted on Mar 23, 2013 9:25:58 AM PDT
This was hilarious! Thank you for the laugh :) I went to read your other reviews but there are none. Would you please review some more stuff?? Anything will do :)
Posted on Apr 6, 2013 9:57:39 AM PDT
Great comment. I am going to share with my friends
Posted on Jul 8, 2013 4:19:50 AM PDT
Sean Wilson says:
You, sir.. are hilarious. I love somebody with a sense of humor like this.
Posted on Jul 25, 2013 5:42:35 PM PDT
O My gosh! U are extremely creative! Love this post. U made me laugh!!! In fact I think that wud be a great idea for a Tide commercial. U shud sell it! thanks again for the laugh!
Posted on Aug 13, 2013 11:34:13 AM PDT
Keith in NY says:
Posted on Sep 14, 2013 8:22:00 AM PDT
I love tis review