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This review is from: Parker (Amazon Video)
This is not a typical Jason Statham movie, which is loaded with non-stop action. Most of the 2 hours is spent sitting around waiting for something to happen. When something does finally happen it is typically just watching his character "Parker" getting beat up. If I wanted to watch a movie where the protaganist just gets beat up the whole time then I'd just watch a Jean-Claude VanDamme movie, any Jean-Claude VanDamme movie. This movie was mind numbingly slow and painful to watch and just seemed to drag on endlessly. The entire story probably could have been wrapped up in 45 minutes instead of dragging it out for two painful hours. Ultimately I couldn't relate to or care about any of the main characters and I was openly rooting against them and hoping that they would fail in their objectives. Unfortunately everything seems to work out for the main characters so that they can return to the their selfish and meaningless lives. I want my $3.99 back and the two hours of my life wasted on this horrible movie.