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5.0 out of 5 stars FINALLY!, August 24, 2012
This review is from: BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk) (Office Product)
Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I'm swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It's comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I've begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approchable. It has given me soft skin and manageable hair and it has really given me the self-esteem I needed to start a book club and flirt with the bag-boy at my local market. My drawings of kittens and ponies have improved, and now that I'm writing my last name hyphenated with the Robert Pattinson's last name, I really believe he may some day marry me! I'm positively giddy. Those smart men in marketing have come up with a pen that my lady parts can really identify with.

Where has this pen been all my life???
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Initial post: Aug 27, 2012 6:41:05 PM PDT
Chi Sherman says:
That was one of the best things I've ever read on the Internet. Still laughing! :D

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 27, 2012 11:02:29 PM PDT
redlum74 says:
I just spit on my monitor in a decidedly unladylike explosion of laughter when I got to the line about drawing kittens :D~

Posted on Aug 28, 2012 7:42:06 AM PDT
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Posted on Aug 28, 2012 8:19:22 AM PDT
Hilarious! I want to buy the pens just due to your review!

Posted on Aug 28, 2012 8:24:20 AM PDT
Hilarious, a brilliant review!

Posted on Aug 28, 2012 11:11:32 AM PDT
OMG if I could rate your review it would get a full FIVE STARS! Beyond hilarious :-)

Posted on Aug 28, 2012 11:24:13 AM PDT
K. Ford says:
This was too funny!!! One of the best reviews I've read.

Posted on Aug 28, 2012 11:29:34 AM PDT
ldt says:
Hope you won't mind if I post this on Facebook. I am still laughing like crazy!!

Posted on Aug 28, 2012 11:34:36 AM PDT
Brittany M says:
hahahaha well this settles it, now I HAVE to buy the pens so I can take my pen anywhere I go to fit my female needs!

Posted on Aug 28, 2012 11:38:29 AM PDT
MaybeKatie says:
This could be the BEST review EVER!
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