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1.0 out of 5 stars Save yourself! Avoid this horrible "movie" at all costs!, April 30, 2004
This review is from: Defiance (DVD)
At last, I have finally seen a film of the western genre that is actually worse than 1993's "Posse", with Mario Van Peebles. What appeared at first to be an honest attempt at a period-based home movie, turned out to be an honestly grave error. Some of the, heh heh, pardon me--acting--was worse than anything I'd ever seen from those stuffy drama losers from high school (you know the kind). Pssst! Hey D Linder, listening to monotone dialogue is boring! Please don't ever try directing a film again! Instead, become a cop and go direct traffic: maybe the accidents you cause won't be as bad as this was. Good thing the story flowed so well, naturally blending from one scene to anoth--oh wait, that's a different movie altogether. Oh, and the fat prostitute our 'hero' pays $40 for...that's a bit much, quite gross, actually. Wow...this was just SO incredibly believable. I bet the 'old west' was exactly like this! Next time these buffoons want to make a movie, they should try getting people who don't speak like robots. And a story that's worth paying attention to. I actually got off my butt to go take out the garbage. And mow the lawn. And wash the car. And fix that kitchen cabinet my wife has been at me about. Whew; this movie wore me out! If I go on any more about this farce, I'm going to hang myself...while pretending I had anything to do with the making of this epic of dynamic proportions (...). Too bad you can't rate something with negative stars...I want my money back from that rental place.
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